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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 3h

Hopefully they share a box

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 3h

Are we sure Disney, knowing what an avid hunter he is, didn't send him a screener?

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3d

You heard me

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

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Spooky Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 17h

"But first, a word from our sponsor..."

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow the least bad potential buyer

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 1d

The freaks that screeched about how they'll never forgive the left for killing Charlie Kirk (😉) are using the Lord's Prayer, including the part about forgiveness, as war propaganda. I hate them so damn much

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 2d

Add a dose of propaganda to your morning coffee.. This smells of Russian-like “special operation”

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 3d

While he wins, number 45 gives him a run for his money

BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 3d

Tellingly that paramilitary force is the one with incredibly low physical standards that their applicants still fail and not the US military, which the next POTUS will have full authority of once they're sworn in.

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 3d

That's not how any of this works

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 3d

If SCOTUS just does their most basic job then the red states can go ahead and put him on the ballot but:
1. That isn't enough to give him the EC vote
2. Even if it was, would not allow him to be sworn in as President

BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 3d

I assume that's on order of largest bill too

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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 3d

My finances are in shambles

Not one but TWO Krispy Kreme doughnuts purchased for an extravagant four dollars. One in green with Hallowe'en sprinkes, one with black crumble and purple stripes and a little haunted house candy plaque in the centre

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 4d

God, I remember when they ran this shit ad nauseam about millennials. It is disgusting to see they're running the same articles, unchanged, about Gen Z

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 5d

This will be God awful

BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 5d

I think we, as a culture, have not adequately appreciated the fact that Obsidian released 3 great games in the span of 8 months.

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 5d

I have brain cancer and the number of people who have offered me alternative remedies to cure me is so alarming. Every single time I have to somehow not punch them in their face (which I only maintain the self-control by reminding myself that they think they're helping me)

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 5d

Probably the same, but that creative edge lord figured out the filter system doesn't work (or perhaps works as intended) if you put an accent mark on a letter. ā in this case

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 6d

It is next year

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 6d

He asked his thief machine to give him a pro-fascist reading of LotR

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 6d

a man in a blue shirt says snap snap snap snap snap snap snap

ALT: a man in a blue shirt says snap snap snap snap snap snap snap

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 6d

Where does ballroom fall on the list?

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 7d

I way overestimated this administration. I thought it would take them at least 6 months before they unironically treated this like an actual conflict

alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 7d

I reached out to The White House and asked about its use of AI-generated Halo imagery. White House Deputy Press Secretary Kush Desai just responded to me, and it's insane.

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 7d

I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke I'm too dumb to understand or you somehow confused Elon Musk with Mark Zuckerberg

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 7d

It's just so funny, like for lies to work they need some level of durability - like okay, that's plausible I guess. But with his you're just instantly in Candyland

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BoozeGetsMeThrough @boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social · 7d

X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse