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Col. Boozy Badger

@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

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Middle-Aged Mediocre Guy/Law Guy/Dad/Does performance stuff. Kentucky Colonel. Host of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse podcast. He/Him. Other places: https://linktr.ee/boozybadger . Not your lawyer. I am an adult. There will be adult things. Views are my own.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · Jun 9

I was hoping we were all on the same page but after a fun conversation tonight on stream:

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer. I do not accept private clients, and I will not give legal advice online to you or others.

Law is fact and jurisdiction specific. You do not want to just ask a guy online.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1h

Taking a break for a bit but I plan to come back a little later tonight to stream some more 7th Guest and talk about ghosts and junk. Keep an eye on here for the time, but likely after 6 Pm Eastern

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3h

Changed to 1:30 Eastern and the 7th Guest because I need to set stuff up still

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 4h

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 3h

Changed to 1:30 Eastern and the 7th Guest because I need to set stuff up still

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 4h

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

Twitch

Twitch is the world

Twitch.tv

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 4h

At 1 PM Eastern, approximately, I’m going to be streaming one of my selection of spooky themed point and click adventures but I have no clue which one.

Twitch.tv/boozybadger

Twitch

Twitch is the world

Twitch.tv

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 10h

Past Me: “Oh god. What should I do to get ready for this? Like, what’s our plan to handle it?”

Me, hauling a suitcase through the portal: “I’m moving in with you.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 10h

Past Me: “At least we learned some valuable lessons about the importance of a strong disease preparedness plan.”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “Right?”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “RIGHT?”

Me: “The secretary of health ate roadkill and swims in raw sewage.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 10h

Past Me: “WAIT HE’S STILL PRESIDENT? HE ACTUALLY DID RUN FOR A THIRD TERM?”

Me: “Second.”

Past Me: “Second? But…”

Me: “Yeah we voted him out and then voted him back in.”

Past Me: “…WE as in…”

Me: “Oh, god no. WE, personally, are fucking terrified by this.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 10h

*Me, bursting through the time portal that takes you back five years and has sat unused since 2020*

Me: “I’M BACK!”

Past Me: “Oh my god man, I am so sorry I doubted you about how bad this pandemic shit is! Things in 2025 have to be better!”

Me: “Yeah, about that.”

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 20h

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 20h

JD, get me Secretary of War Hegseth on the phone!

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 20h

Okay this follow up made me ugly laugh

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 20h

Chuck Schumer and George Soros were in the closet funding Antifa and I saw one of the Antifa and the Antifa looked at me.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Gonna be hopping on twitch at 4:30 Eastern to continue and hopefully finishe Westwood’s Blade Runner so I can turn my attention to spookier fate for the rest of the month as my year of adventure games continues at Twitch.tv/boozybadger!