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Angry Bourbon Drinker

@bourbontherapy.bsky.social

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Still sippin' bourbon at Nipsey's off Georgia Ave

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Jan 1

Tonight's first pour: Michter’s Toasted Barrel Sour Mash Whiskey 🥃

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Grillin' season has officially kicked off!! 🥃

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Another day, another gym. Even after 3 playoff games yesterday, the kid wants to keep workin' on his game. 🏀

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Big Dawg 🎂11/5🎂 @shesbigdawg.bsky.social · Mar 9

I learned how to drive in a Crown Vic…something similar to this. If you can drive one of these, you can sho’nuff drive anything lol

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

I was pushin' a Ford LTD in '88. I'm good. I can probably parallel park a transit bus. 😂

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“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · Mar 9

Whip skills elite with that loose ass steering wheel 😭😭

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

I was pushin' a Ford LTD in '88. I'm good. I can probably parallel park a transit bus. 😂

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

The float game was impeccable. The ladies loved it.

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

8 eggs? My man is Andre the Giant

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

I was pushin' a Ford LTD in '88. I'm good. I can probably parallel park a transit bus. 😂

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

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JP @bacongawd.blacksky.app · Mar 9

This some REAL weirdo shit

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · Mar 9

Eyebrows serve a purpose, man. SMH

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

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ESPN @espn.com · Mar 9

Breaking: The Cleveland Browns and Myles Garrett reached an agreement today on a record contract extension that averages $40 million per year and includes $123.5 million in guaranteed money, sources tell Adam Schefter.

He is now the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

$40M per year with $123M guaranteed!?!? Zotdayumm!!! Myles Garrett just got paid. Guess Cleveland ain't so bad after all.

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Lemme add it to my Treo

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Man, f**k them other teams!! How can you not love this kid? His intro presser was a classic!!

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

She incriminated herself for social media clout & sympathy by posting a video of herself assaulting a minor. One day I pray these young folks learn to stop posting videos of their own crimes. Detectives don't even have to work hard anymore. She wanted to go viral & get attention, now look. Dumbass!!

Shomari Stone @shomaristone.bsky.social · Mar 8

EXCLUSIVE: Maryland hairstylist seen dragging 15-year-old client in viral video speaks out: 'She ran' @fox5dc Shomari Stone Reports.
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Maryland hairstylist seen dragging 15-year-old client in viral video speaks out: 'She ran'

A Maryland hairstylist has been charged with assault after posting a now-viral video that showed her dragging a 15-year-old client following a dispute over payment.

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Boston Celtics @celticsnba.bsky.social · Mar 9

Another 40 piece for JT🤩

JT making it look easy as tonight's Gatorade Player of the Game

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

A photo you’d use as an album cover

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Aiiight. I'm going to bed cuz I'm drinkin' & talkin' too much 😭

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

My girlfriend's married cousin

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Mar 9

3. What has been the most sexually daring thing you’ve ever done?

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

If we're choking each other while she's riding how do you classify that?

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Mar 9

2. Do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Shower sex < Shower foreplay

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

Under a construction trailer on a rainy day in the mud at the site of what currently is the Xfinity Center at the University of MD. I always smile when watching Terps games. 😁

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Mar 9

1. Where is the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

I hate being called. Text me.

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Mar 9

6. What do you like to be called in bed?

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Angry Bourbon Drinker @bourbontherapy.bsky.social · Mar 9

They faced off in Nov & our squad lost. Then they became teammates in another league. More than that, they became good friends. After the L today in League 1 they knew that if both their squads won tonight in League 2, that they'd end up playing vs one another again in the Final Four. Let's go!!!