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Dr. LeShane
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 9h
9 y/o wants to try Dinty-Moore
Beef stew and sorry, no, not in my house, go ask your mother
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 10h
I mean it, just one more, right?
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 11h
Like one of those nights where you get half a beer off from your drinking buddy and accidentally close the bar down. One more?
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 11h
I happened to be in Cleveland a year and a half later when Kenny got traded to Atlanta. The copy the local tv stations showed of him walking down a corridor/jet bridge haunts me nearly 30 years later.
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 12h
We’ve got like a dozen food carts that serve Molotov-fired spare ribs. But our coleslaw stores are dwindling as the autumn frost hastens.
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 12h
This is a flex.

He know his rubes will believe any shit he tells them and he wants to see how far he can take it.

Next week he'll tell them everyone in Portland lives in caves now and eats brontosaurus ribs like the Flintstones.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 15h
God we’re fucking stupid. Hey guys, maybe our stores keep burning down because we keep rebuilding them out of plywood?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 1d
A well-milled medium rye flour is priceless
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 1d
I be down for a Modern English/Bad English co-bill. Maybe they could cover "Yvette in English".
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 1d
“There are times when you can see both the bulb and the mirror” - Gord Downie
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 2d
You should see what we have to put on the windows of our plywood stores!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 3d
Crucial Dick Pole content
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 4d
Portland Fire won’t play until May 2026, at least!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Trump: "Portland is on fire. Portland's been on fire for years. And not so much saving it -- we have to save something else. Because I think that's all insurrection, criminal insurrection."
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 4d
Dude, that’s hotter than shrimp vindaloo
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 4d
Ashland’s cool
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
Pats and 10th Amendment parlay pays out +385
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 5d
Immergut: I'm handling this on expedited basis, but defendants haven't provided new info.

SHE RULES FROM THE BENCH: I grant the plaintiffs motion for a second TRO based on reasons stated in previous order...
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
a muppet with big eyes and a red suit is sitting in front of a piano
ALT: a muppet with big eyes and a red suit is sitting in front of a piano
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
Why doesn’t Cardi B have a suite they cut to after every Diggs catch? She has a new record to promote! >> KC’s Taylor Swift
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
Portland will no longer be sending professional hipsters to SXSW
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The Alternate Historian @althistorian.bsky.social · 5d
This is what Illinois sent to Texas.
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
How can you be named McGovern and not wear 72?
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
The best is when they have to revisit it 2/3 of the way through the game. “Well, the M’s lead 4-0 despite the ball never leaving the infield.”
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
At least the world will finally be able to relate to my bitching about unis that are unfriendly to the color blind
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
Send in Matchbox Twenty - "I'm not scared, no, I'm just a little annoyed".
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Taylor Griggs @taylorgriggs.bsky.social · 5d
Weird energy outside Portland’s ICE facility. Probably 100 people scattered around the area, seemingly a mix of protesters and counter-protesters. One guy seems to be looking for a fight from the protesters, who aren’t interested. “Are you scared?” he asked. “No, just annoyed.”
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Dr. LeShane @brakeformoose.bsky.social · 5d
Sam Darnold depriving us of a 5th quarter featuring these Bucs-Seahawks throwbacks would be the second-biggest crime committed by an ex-Jets QB this weekend.