Braaaaaaaaains Spears
@briankspears.bsky.social
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Senior Poetry Editor at The Rumpus (Ret.), author of A Witness in Exile (Louisiana Literature Press, 2011) and Another Poem to Love https://brian-spears.com I also crochet stuff.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing millions of people that what they really wanted to do was argue with complete strangers on the internet 24/7.
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If GOP wants to abolish the filibuster over this, awesome. It helps Rs way more than Ds. It’s also a central reason for loss of faith in government over the last 25 yrs. Rs can reopen the govt tonight if they want. If they want to do it to make sure 15 million lose their health care that’s on them.
ringwiss.bsky.social
“And that’s why we nuked it twice in the past month.”
briankspears.bsky.social
I don’t know about inflatable but my kid went to Halloween as Spider-Ham a couple of years ago and the mask fits me.
Me wearing my kid’s Spider-Ham mask
briankspears.bsky.social
Does he smoke on the sideline when the defense is on the field?
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briankspears.bsky.social
I love how this yard decoration can work for both Halloween and Easter
The top half of a giant skeleton set up so it looks like it’s coming out of the earth
briankspears.bsky.social
I will never forget the day I was flying to see my sister after her husband died and when we were boarding, one of the gate agents picked up a guitar and started singing “I’ll Fly Away,” which for those unfamiliar, is about going to heaven after you die.
briankspears.bsky.social
There’s no lack of them in Ag or Engineering departments.
briankspears.bsky.social
I’m going with Crystal myself but Louisiana is a good second.
briankspears.bsky.social
I have a hard time believing Trump would care about the Nobel if Obama didn’t have one.
briankspears.bsky.social
Every time someone says his name I’m shocked to discover he’s still alive
briankspears.bsky.social
Goddamn I needed that beautiful idiot dog this morning
briankspears.bsky.social
I mean, Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton are certainly cool also, but yeah.
briankspears.bsky.social
That sounds like a you problem
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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briankspears.bsky.social
If I’m looking sideways at anyone it’s at the company that supposedly vetted him as a candidate in the first place.
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briankspears.bsky.social
Normalize taking your work email off your phone.
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Normalize taking your work email off your phone.
briankspears.bsky.social
I would bet that 70% of Republicans correlates pretty highly with the percent of Republicans who live in suburbs and rural areas and who think cities are inhabited by liberals and people of color.
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
I'm definitely IN this tweet
emilylhauser.bsky.social
There's a tshirt I've been thinking about a lot lately that reads "It's so weird being the same age as old people."
briankspears.bsky.social
Might make some of those encounters around the sandwich area kind of spicy.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
briankspears.bsky.social
Live your life in such a way that you can be picked up at the airport in the Weiner-mobile.
chibdm.bsky.social
Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
Weinermobile
briankspears.bsky.social
About this part in particular—human artists, even commercial ones, put something at risk in the creative process. AI-generated art lacks that risk to me.