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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Dec 12

It taking me all this time to realize my mama and daddy gave me one hell of a mug is criminal. Likeeee?

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 20

Christmas, I told my dad that if he applied to finish his Doctorate, I’d apply to start my master’s. Why this man ain’t tell me he applied and done got into a doctoral program 😭

I’m proud of him but I gotta learn to stop running my mouth bc not I gotta hold up my end of the deal 🥴

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 20

Besides magnesium idk wtf is in these drinks that has me knocking out almost as soon as I finish the can but whatever it is, the shit works well.

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 12

This might be the culprit behind me getting the sleep I got bc I definitely fell asleep immediately after drinking it. Imma test this theory out again tonight

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 19

I just think is wild how it took us six months to get through January but we shot through February in 3 business days.

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 16

Why tf does b2k - Omarion keep popping up on my FYP on TikTok 😭😭😭😭

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 16

And my e-file died so I can’t finish them 🤣

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 16

I started the process of doing my nails and now I don’t wanna finish them 😭

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 16

I started the process of doing my nails and now I don’t wanna finish them 😭

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 15

Me being one of those commentators bc girl, do something abt these tickets! We don’t want that damn perfume 😭

Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · Feb 15

Beyonce posting that old lady perfume on ig and the comments are NOT having it. Got me HOLLERIN 😭

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 15

😂😂😂

Sasu @seamofdreams.bsky.social · Feb 15

Ice cream so good woman is on Love and Hip-hop Miami now???

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AP thee brat ✨🧚🏽‍♀️ @runningrebel.bsky.social · Feb 15

MY GOD DRAKE IS 38 ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF RAPPING ABOUT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE YOU?!

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 15

Why is this Blonde-Haired Rodeo Bandit trying to sell us another perfume in the midst of a ticket debacle?!?

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · Feb 14

I don’t jump to cape for men especially wealthy ones but that story was some bullshit from the jump 😭

Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff.bsky.social · Feb 14

Big news:

Attorney Tony Buzbee has dropped the rape lawsuit against Jay-Z.

"Counsel for Plaintiff have discussed his matter with counsel for each Defendant, who acknowledge and consent to this submission."

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

I know Bry probably SICK of yall 😭😭

God knew I wasn’t built to be with no fine famous nigga bc the way I’d be beating hoes up and knocking bitches out they shoes? The local jail would have a cell with my name on it 💀

artfuldodger83.bsky.social @artfuldodger83.bsky.social · Feb 14

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

So what I’m getting is, if I change my tax exemptions to lower the amount of federal taxes I pay, no one’s gonna be there to notice. Got it.

Jacob Bogage @jacobbogage.bsky.social · Feb 14

🚨NEWS: Massive layoffs are about to hit the IRS -- around 10,000 employees -- potentially in the middle of filing season.

Of particular interest to the DOGE: Cutting IRS enforcement capabilities.

-- with @jeffstein.bsky.social + Hannah Natanson

Layoffs to hit IRS as DOGE targets tax collections

Several people briefed on the matter said cuts to the IRS cuts numbering in the thousands. One target is tax collections.

www.washingtonpost.com

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

WHO IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN THAT SELLING A RESALE TICKET IN THE 700 SECTION IN HOUSTON FOR $565?!?

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

Yeah I turned it on after i posted that lol

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

You- Jesse Powell
As- Stevie Wonder

nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · Feb 14

1. What is the most beautiful love song ever, in your opinion?

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

I swear that boy ate at least 3 days worth of food for me in one sitting talking about “I’m just getting started” he gone eat that school out of house and home by the end of the semester 💀💀

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

My little brother just sent the family gf a picture of his breakfast and it’s 4 FULL pates of food. And he talking about he still hungry 😭

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

In my defense: They all deserved it. Better luck next year 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Attorney for Smoke&Stack @bigesqbae.bsky.social · Feb 14

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Tia The Talking Titty Titan🧿 (SPOOKY COOCHIE HOOCHIE👻) @prettttystoned.bsky.social · Feb 13

STOP PUTTING SUGAR IN YOUR GRITS

a baby is making an angry face and wearing a striped shirt .

ALT: a baby is making an angry face and wearing a striped shirt .

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 14

&& Capcut too!!

Velly @velvetrosecrush.bsky.social · Feb 14

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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TIKTOK IS BACK IN THE APP STORE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 13

Why tf did the hotel I was trying to book rates jump up $50/night before I could finish checking out 😭 shit went from $366 to $485 🥴

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 13

George Lopez look like life been kicking his ass. Being prejudice will do that to you though 😬

👑 Brooke 👑 @brookealexis.bsky.social · Feb 13

I might’ve fucked up by forgetting to get my hotel the same day I bought my ticket 😭