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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA

@buckyisotope.bsky.social

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · Dec 29

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Bernie meme that says I am once again asking you to stop taking anything I say seriously

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 1h

What about President, can a dog be that

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · Nov 29

Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 1h

All we need is Earth Bud and Water Bud and the prophecy will come true

Trending: Fire Bud

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 14h

My dad was killed by Chili’s baby back ribs you son of a bitch

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · Dec 5

SATANIST #1: we need a lot of blood for this ritual
SATANIST #2: yeah but how can we carry it all
KOOL AID MAN: why is everybody staring at me

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 3d

I like the sound of that

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 3d

Is there a Nobel Prize for bad posts? Because I would win that easily.

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 3d

I can’t draw

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll allow it

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 3d

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings…look on my works ye mighty and despair!

Kool aid man cracked and broken in a desert

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 5d

the football team...

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 5d

I hate the eagles

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 5d

Remember you can’t spell Philadelphia Eagles without lol

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 5d

They’re playing the Jets…

(Sorry)

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 5d

It’s certainly not because mine is good

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 6d

It’s me, I shut down the government. Sorry not sorry.

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 6d

Would you rather see Taylor Swift catch a seam route between two NFL safeties or Travis Kelce playing the guitar in a sequined leotard

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 7d

I was pretty good at that video game

a screenshot of a video game with the score of 22530 aa

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 7d

Which one

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 7d

What the

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 7d

I get asked this a lot for some reason

Chinny the Witch 🇮🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @manxinwales.bsky.social · 7d

Jesus! Are you ok?

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 7d

So there you are talking to your friend Steve and Steve looks over and says “how are things going” and that’s when you realize Steve has been dead for 20 years and the stars are starting to fall out of the sky like black rain

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 8d

Or 2016

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 8d

My daughter has destroyed me send help

Text chain saying

you barely even remember my birthday you're fine
New phone who dis
did you go to california or back to 2016
Ok fair
That was actually a pretty good burn
thank you

Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 8d

RECRUITER: *picks up resume* Tell me about your strengths
ME: Lying on my resume
RECRUITER: Weaknesses?
ME: telling people I lie on my resume