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Buddy Beaver

@buddybeaver.bsky.social

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Smol sentient plastic beaver. Figurines designed and made in Canada. Will be available for purchase eventually. Probably.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 4h

You’re going to be competing against candiwerx.com and they’re pretty good.

Candi Werx

We’re adding thousands of items to our brand new online store and we’re shipping across Canada! Candi Werx is your go-to candy, chocolate and novelty store specializing in hard to find retro products…

candiwerx.com

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15h

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 4h

Jr is this one, right?

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 4h

He watched the events unfold on live television in the White House. Does trump want to investigate Jan6 now?

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 4h

Aww, just a lil kit!

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 5h

Is this American cuisine? It reminds me of the Welsh stoner-food Kit Kat & ham.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 5h

Now that brings back some memories 😂😂 I remember those lil Bubba mini kegs from around then too

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11h

Twenty five years ago most Americans I met loved us and thought of us as their slightly weird cousins. I definitely played up the stereotypes when people met me. It earned me many free beers.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 12h

In trump’s brain the brick buildings are made of tinder, while the plywood is fireproof. Disagreement with his ‘reality’ is an attack on America and could result in the use of military force.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 14h

They’re stripping all the money from the working class, and building prisons for anyone who says no.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 15h

That’s only for suppressing protests. However I expect Kash Patel to immediately blame antifa and trans folks on social media and send more troops into Chicago and Portland in response.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 20h

Apparently Beef Tallow is a health food now. Just don’t get caught with a bottle of Tylenol.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you so much for this.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 20h

That likely won’t happen, but when the infrastructure starts crumbling, when the food on the shelves become more scarce, when he’s facing the horrors of inconvenience, then he’ll be ready to fight. For his own comfort.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 20h

They could stop him by disabling the escalator. Or closing all McDonald’s within a twelve mile radius of the White House.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 20h

The Pinky and the Brain sample in their track Thart agus Thart is amazing.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 21h

I’m waiting for CBS to sell off their ‘inappropriate properties’ like Hogan’s Heroes.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

John Connor is the Antichrist for telling the good folks at Cyberdyne to stop work on their SkyNet project.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Vicious authoritarianism built on a pretext of shameless lies under the cover of scolding Christianity.

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder - Being woke is being compassionate. Tree hugging hippies are right. MLK was a socialist. Communists beat the nazis. Centrism is cowardice. Fascism is bad, antifascism is good. Empathy is awesome. Hold the line.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, it’s your national security, not mine.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d