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Buddy Beaver

@buddybeaver.bsky.social

250 followers 140 following 530 posts

Smol sentient plastic beaver. Figurines designed and made in Canada. Will be available for purchase eventually. Probably.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 3m

Twenty five years ago most Americans I met loved us and thought of us as their slightly weird cousins. I definitely played up the stereotypes when people met me. It earned me many free beers.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1h

In trump’s brain the brick buildings are made of tinder, while the plywood is fireproof. Disagreement with his ‘reality’ is an attack on America and could result in the use of military force.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 3h

They’re stripping all the money from the working class, and building prisons for anyone who says no.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 3h

That’s only for suppressing protests. However I expect Kash Patel to immediately blame antifa and trans folks on social media and send more troops into Chicago and Portland in response.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 8h

Apparently Beef Tallow is a health food now. Just don’t get caught with a bottle of Tylenol.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you so much for this.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 8h

That likely won’t happen, but when the infrastructure starts crumbling, when the food on the shelves become more scarce, when he’s facing the horrors of inconvenience, then he’ll be ready to fight. For his own comfort.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 9h

They could stop him by disabling the escalator. Or closing all McDonald’s within a twelve mile radius of the White House.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 9h

The Pinky and the Brain sample in their track Thart agus Thart is amazing.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10h

I’m waiting for CBS to sell off their ‘inappropriate properties’ like Hogan’s Heroes.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

John Connor is the Antichrist for telling the good folks at Cyberdyne to stop work on their SkyNet project.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Vicious authoritarianism built on a pretext of shameless lies under the cover of scolding Christianity.

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder - Being woke is being compassionate. Tree hugging hippies are right. MLK was a socialist. Communists beat the nazis. Centrism is cowardice. Fascism is bad, antifascism is good. Empathy is awesome. Hold the line.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, it’s your national security, not mine.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

Then I suppose I must add a follow

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

I live in both worlds 😎

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

Makes sense considering that American space contractor SpaceX is partly owned by China.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

The calls were from trump though.

Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

The rage-wrinkles and pearl-clutching crows feet are why the administration wears so much makeup.

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barbararogan.bsky.social @barbararogan.bsky.social · 1d

Except ICE.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

Angry faces are considered terrorism now.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 1d

I remember buying that album for my grandfather when it was released. It was a wholesome bonding moment for us.

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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 2d

Musical prodigy Charles Yang breaking into a heart-rending and soulful cover of Sam Cooke's 'A Change Is Gonna Come.'

Yang is an American violinist, composer and singer, and a graduate of the Juilliard School.

#music #blues #vocals #soulful

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