Buddy Beaver
@buddybeaver.bsky.social
Smol sentient plastic beaver. Figurines designed and made in Canada. Will be available for purchase eventually. Probably.
Was ascii art the transitional phase?
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Was ascii art the transitional phase?
The people doing the background checks on the recruits are sex traffickers.
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The people doing the background checks on the recruits are sex traffickers.
Learned a new skill today, making vinyl decals.
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Learned a new skill today, making vinyl decals.
This photo makes me smile.
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This photo makes me smile.
Hopefully he doesn’t encounter a handful of kids from Texas. The little guy wouldn’t last very long.
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Hopefully he doesn’t encounter a handful of kids from Texas. The little guy wouldn’t last very long.
Back in my day we had serious skinheads (boneheads) like the Heritage Front who’s higher ups trained in Libya under Gaddafi. These modern-day ‘alpha males’ have the delicate hands of a coin collector, or a lotion enthusiast. Like this 45 year old who got wrecked by some children.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Back in my day we had serious skinheads (boneheads) like the Heritage Front who’s higher ups trained in Libya under Gaddafi. These modern-day ‘alpha males’ have the delicate hands of a coin collector, or a lotion enthusiast. Like this 45 year old who got wrecked by some children.
The president won a game of “Spot The Loser” today.
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The president won a game of “Spot The Loser” today.
There are some things JD can’t resist.
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
There are some things JD can’t resist.
I was trying to look up a quote from the last episode of Fallout, “They aren’t humans, they’re Americans”, but I got a bunch of speeches from the president.
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I was trying to look up a quote from the last episode of Fallout, “They aren’t humans, they’re Americans”, but I got a bunch of speeches from the president.
“You’re not going to believe the company car they gave me!”
“Not a LeBaron…”
“A LeBaron!”
“Not a LeBaron…”
“A LeBaron!”
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
“You’re not going to believe the company car they gave me!”
“Not a LeBaron…”
“A LeBaron!”
“Not a LeBaron…”
“A LeBaron!”