Buddy Beaver
@buddybeaver.bsky.social
Smol sentient plastic beaver. Figurines designed and made in Canada. Will be available for purchase eventually. Probably.
Not to brag, but the CFL in Canada used to have TWO teams called the Rough Riders, (technically one was the Roughriders) and there’s only about 8 teams in the league 😂
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not to brag, but the CFL in Canada used to have TWO teams called the Rough Riders, (technically one was the Roughriders) and there’s only about 8 teams in the league 😂
At this rate Americans will be saying sorry more than Canadians 😂
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
At this rate Americans will be saying sorry more than Canadians 😂
How many countries will trump have to invade for their resources in order to pay for this luxury?
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
How many countries will trump have to invade for their resources in order to pay for this luxury?
Does the venue have the space to host Monster Jam? Because that’s what MAGA is willing to buy tickets for.
December 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Does the venue have the space to host Monster Jam? Because that’s what MAGA is willing to buy tickets for.
Funny, the vice president has to keep apologizing to MAGA that his wife and children aren’t white…
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Funny, the vice president has to keep apologizing to MAGA that his wife and children aren’t white…
He inspired a mob to smear faeces on the walls of the Capitol building, does that count?
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He inspired a mob to smear faeces on the walls of the Capitol building, does that count?
Trump is panicking and is going to be more erratic and dangerous than usual.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump is panicking and is going to be more erratic and dangerous than usual.
I remember moving one down to the basement and dropping it on my big toe!
December 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I remember moving one down to the basement and dropping it on my big toe!
Unfortunately the quality and service at Tim Hortons has left much to be desired for the past decade or two.
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Unfortunately the quality and service at Tim Hortons has left much to be desired for the past decade or two.
By the time this is over, it’ll take a generation or two before any semblance of trust returns.
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
By the time this is over, it’ll take a generation or two before any semblance of trust returns.
I was kinda hoping that the American president would abstain from killing during Christmas.
December 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I was kinda hoping that the American president would abstain from killing during Christmas.
Like most of our Canadian traditions. Remember before the Boxing Day sales, when it was the day for gift returns and exchanges? I really miss Eaton’s and The Bay.
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Like most of our Canadian traditions. Remember before the Boxing Day sales, when it was the day for gift returns and exchanges? I really miss Eaton’s and The Bay.
You forgot 54-46!
54-46 (Was My Number)
YouTube video by Toots and the Maytals - Topic
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December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You forgot 54-46!
Start slow and work your way up, but you’ll be chugging ranch dressing by the gallon in no time. Consider buying butter wholesale.
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Start slow and work your way up, but you’ll be chugging ranch dressing by the gallon in no time. Consider buying butter wholesale.
This song has gotten me so many free beers at karaoke.
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This song has gotten me so many free beers at karaoke.
It’s too bad she didn’t give one to Miller’s grandmother.
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It’s too bad she didn’t give one to Miller’s grandmother.
I’m starting to think he’s got the nuclear warheads hooked up to a deadman switch…
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m starting to think he’s got the nuclear warheads hooked up to a deadman switch…
I loved Return to Zork as a kid, but never had the opportunity to play the original.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I loved Return to Zork as a kid, but never had the opportunity to play the original.
ChatGPT sends the contents of their hard drive to the local PD and the District Attorney.
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ChatGPT sends the contents of their hard drive to the local PD and the District Attorney.
Likely still are bullied, hence their obsession with gym bros and MMA when they’re in their 30s and 40s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Likely still are bullied, hence their obsession with gym bros and MMA when they’re in their 30s and 40s.