BurnerWolf
@burnerwolf91.bsky.social
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26 | ♂️ (He/Him) | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🐾 A gay furry enjoying life. I like to talk about being a furry, being gay, being a gay furry, and also sometimes video games and writing and stuff. Currently writing Star Crossed, a Visual Novel. More details to come, eventually.
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burnerwolf91.bsky.social
In honor of #MaytheFourth , I'll talk for the first time about the #FurryVN I'm working on: Star Crossed. Inspired by Star Wars/Star Trek (plus a handful of video game franchises), Star Crossed is a #NSFW #gay space opera romance between a starship captain and a mercenary with a dark past. #furlit
Teaser image for Star Crossed VN. Features the game's logo, two important symbols to the story, and the primary love interest (name as of yet unrevealed). All current visuals are a work in progress and will most likely be altered before the game's release.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Okay, I'm familiar with the meme, but...

When the original poster tried to diss on "Activists," I feel like that was targeted towards a lot of folks like us, who would be happy seeing more gay representation and get nothing out of scantily clad women.

Seeing it echoed in a gay context feels weird.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
If I were a passionate artist who could just whip something up on a whim, this is the part where I'd sketch my fursona in a cape to drive in the point. Unfortunately, that would require time that would be better spent on my VN. Also, I still don't have a sona yet. Someday...
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Why aren't capes considered fashionable?

I wore a cape for a costume today. It felt powerful and stylish.

Why shouldn't I do this all the time?
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Your work deserves all of the niceness! Thank you for sharing your world with all of us!
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
I'm in this image and I do like it.

After an early childhood of pretty much nothing but Pokémon, Sonic, and Mario, seeing my step brother playing City Folk absolutely blew my 8 year old mind.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
I don't plan on selling my art in my lifetime, but I would certainly think that I'm the only person who can fairly assess what my time is worth. If it doesn't sell at that price, it would be up to me to reevaluate, not the buyer. Past a certain point, would it be worth my time in the first place?
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
I hear there's a debate going around about "Is $100 too much for a sketch?"

Lacking much disposable income, getting art commissioned requires inspiration by the perfect artist, perfect idea, perfect time. In that case, I'd pay what it's worth: whatever they normally charge. It's that or nothing.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
After 18 months and 45 thousand words, the first ending of my Visual Novel (the Bad end, of course, because it's the quick and easy one) has officially been penned.

Now for the (hopefully) fun part. Time to write some horny scenes for the Good endings.

Emotional stuff too.

#furrywriting #furryvn
A screenshot of Visual Studio code from a Ren'Py Visual Novel Project.

line 6232:    stop music fadeout 6.0
line 6233:    top_text "THE END...   💔"
line 6234:    return The equivalent scene in action. In a Ren'Py window, the line "THE END...   💔" is displayed on a black screen in large, futuristic font. Typical Ren'Py controls are displayed on the bottom: Back, History, Skip (grayed out and unavailable), Auto, Save, Q. Save, Q. Load, and Prefs.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Maybe it's where I live or the places I frequent, but surprisingly I've very rarely experienced a negative reaction like that. I've gotten plenty of "Well then, more for me" responses, but usually in good humor. And a few "How long have you been sober?" Funny because I never liked the stuff at all.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
This looks fun!

If you see this, quote ten games to get to know you by

#Adastra (obligatory FVN)
#SuperSmashBrosBrawl
#PokémonMysteryDungeon
#MetroidPrime
#ZeldaTwilightPrincess
#MarioGalaxy
#AnimalCrossingCityFolk
#Sonic06
#SonicAdventure2
#FireEmblem3Houses

Honorable mention: #DonkeyKongBananza
fudgedmypants.bsky.social
If you see this, quote ten games to get to know you by!

#minecraft
#deadbydaylight
#farcry
#grandtheftauto
#callofduty
#left4dead
#thesims
#outlasttrials
#furryvn
#deadisland
twigbirchwood.bsky.social
If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by

⛏️ Minecraft
⚔️ Minecraft Dungeons
🥕 Stardew Valley
💫 Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
🦌 VR Chat
🏔️ Peak
🚘 Mario Kart
🗡️ Elder Scrolls
👀 R.E.P.O
📷 Viewfinder
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Finished DK Bananza this week. Honestly the best game I've played in a long time. Maybe the best Mario game ever, and no Mario in sight! Very glad I went for it despite my initial hesitations.

[spoiler] was pretty neat.

Also, these guys are absurdly cute. That is all.
A Snake NPC from Donkey Kong Bananza. This one wears a gold ring around its tail and holds a pickaxe with its tail tip.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
I want to engage more with people on platforms like this, but it's not so much anxiety as just having nothing to say. "Cool" or "Nice job" feels so hollow to write out, and just clicking the heart is so much easier…
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Honestly, the similarity is borderline uncanny, with the neck fins in the same place and everything. Did the EoW character designers know what they were doing with that? I can't help but wonder…
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
It doesn't surprise me at all, but it was funny researching for this post and finding out that the Harkness Test meme originated from furaffinity. Like, I'd heard of this before I was even a Dr. Who fan, and that was years before I joined the furry fandom.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Took me ~2 years to beat Zelda TotK. ~2 weeks for Echoes of Wisdom. Both fantastic, but…bigger is not necessarily better.

Also, couldn't stop laughing about Jabu Jabu because it kept reminding me of this Harkness Test illustration. Jabs falls on the left in this game, so…please do not the fish.
Popularly circulated meme representing the "Harkness Test," originally created by beakiehelmet/BanditRaptor on furaffinity
( https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9624476/ ).

Text:

SO YOU WANT TO FUCK A FICTIONAL CREATURE?

[Headshot of character Jack Harkness from the Dr. Who series] Give it the Harkness test first!

🔲 Does it have Human Intelligence (or "greater")?
🔲 Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*?
🔲 Is it of sexual maturity for its species?

If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can fuck it! It's a nonhuman creature with sapience and all you need to have consentual sex with.

If you answered "no" to one or more, watch out! That's bestiality or possibly pedophilia! Don't fuck it!

Here is an illustrated guide:

[Left: an illustration featuring an eel-like creature with wide, blank eyes and wide open mouth, tongue extended in a hissing expression.]
PoV: Are you an adult?
Eel: HISS!
PoV: Do you want to fuck?
Eel: GRONK!
DO NOT FUCK THIS

[Right: The same creature, blushing and making a sultry expression]
PoV: Are you an adult?
Eel: Certainly.
PoV: Do you want to fuck?
Eel: Of course~!
It's OK to fuck this!

*Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communication through different means and failed due to language barriers and other special situations. Screenshot of Lord Jabu Jabu from The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. He sings while making a facial expression very similar to the "DO NOT" Eel on the left side of the Harkness Test illustration.
Reposted by BurnerWolf
tofte.bsky.social
My advice as a bald person for the past ~20 years:
1) Maintenance is so easy and costs nothing, just shave it already
2) Bald(ing) people are cute and hot
3) Don't like how you look without hair? Get a fursuit head and look the hottest you've ever been or can possibly be
washingtonpost.com
Male anguish about hair loss has never been more evident. Social media, dating apps, “Zoom dysphoria” and a sometimes-predatory marketplace are stoking the anxiety.
The newest side effect of hair loss — more public anxiety
Social media, dating apps, “Zoom dysphoria” and a sometimes-predatory marketplace are stoking the anxiety.
wapo.st
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Was not expecting to see a full Mr. Wolf fursuit on primetime TV this week, but I guess "expect the unexpected" is the tagline of this reality show. #BigBrother27
Screenshot of Big Brother S27 E10. A mascot costume Mr. Wolf stands in front of a black car branded with "The Bad Guys 2" logo.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
I got to eat at a restaurant called Werewolf, where I'm pretty sure the bartender was flirting with me, so that was cool at least. The porkbelly benedict was phenomenal.
Exterior of the Werewolf restaurant, featuring a mural of a werewolf paw and a human hand reaching out to touch fingertips. Porkbelly benedict.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Recently went to a multi-state teacher's conference with something like 3,000 attendees. Thought for sure I'd find at least a couple friends on @barq.app, but I couldn't identify a single traveler who was there for the conference. Where are all my fellow furry teachers at?
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Normally, I aim for positivity around these parts. But after pouring a year+ into a VN project only to see it'll be dead on arrival because Itch won't index it, I need to speak up.

I've signed the petitions. Everyone should do the same.
aclu.org/mastercard
chng.it/NF4nZrVz

Censorship hurts us all.
Sign the Petition
Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play
chng.it
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
This blasted thing has been sold out everywhere since launch, but I finally found one in stock just in time to play #DK this weekend. Wasn't immediately sold when the game was announced, but the hype grew since then, and it's definitely living up to it so far. (And that Kong Bananza form... 😳)
A Nintendo Switch 2/Mario Kart World bundle and Donkey Kong Banaza game case, both freshly purchased from Target and propped up on a car's passenger seat for the photo.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
Being a furry is funny sometimes. Today, my dentist leaned in close and gently commanded me to show him my canines. My brain went to places I did not expect it to go in a dentist's office.
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
”BURLY SINGLE BEARS IN YOUR AREA”

Not what I had in mind when I saw the ad...
Reposted by BurnerWolf
bixbyte.bsky.social
Alright everyone, you know what to do!

Go see the Superman movie in theaters and make it a MASSIVE box office success!
burnerwolf91.bsky.social
The movie was good! Not my favorite "solo" superhero movie, but pretty high up there. Some awkward dialogue in places. Felt more grounded/less artsy than Man of Steel, despite a more fantasy-leaning plot. Don't like what they did with [spoiler character twists], but it served the film in other ways.