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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10d

For spooky season I've changed my Bluesky name to the thing that scared me the most when I went trick-or-treating as a kid

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 3h

It's good to see the Brewers are following in the Packers'tradition of "beating Chicago is good enough" which will have to comfort them when they get smoked by the Dodgers

Mark Podskarbi @mvp21.bsky.social · 4h

Whichever player brought the L flag is immediately a Brewers legend

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Back to back jacks, anybody?

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Let's gooooooooooooooooooo

drmaB🎃🎃 @drmag00.bsky.social · 4h

PCA gonna hit a grand slam here. Totes. Right?

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Somebody at the table next to me just farted, which pretty much sums up the Cubs' offense after the all-star break.

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Tim Stewart @timstwrt.bsky.social · 4h

good riddance, Kyle Tucker

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry to doubt you, Tucker. I should've seen the Jason Heyward special coming.

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Just strike out now and you can go sign your insane contract with the Yankees.

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Remember when Kyle Tucker was exciting? That was cool.

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 4h

Well shit, Matt Shaw could have done that

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h

My large adult Moises!

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h

Looks like we would have been better off if he did

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h

Kittridge looks like he's gonna take a nap between innings and wake up in 2065

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h

Kittridge looks like he's gonna take a nap between innings and wake up in 2065

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h

Man it feels like PCA was finally starting to get his swing back and then he spent an entire game bunting and it just fucked everything up

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 6h

Just took a good luck shot of Malört. This better work.

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 6h

I'm basically the Iron Sheik when it comes to Andrew Vaughn. FUCK THE ANDREW VAUGHN.

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 7h

*My Brewers buddy gave me the jersey, but first he used duct tape to cross out both the logo on the front and the patch on the shoulders. Took me at least five years of washing to get the fucking residue from the duct tape out of the stitching.

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 7h

Dressed for good luck. Wearing a vintage Rawlings pullover from the '80s that my Brewers fan buddy found at a thrift store in college and bought for me* and a Cubs World Series hat since that's something Brewers fans don't have.

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Charismatic Frontman @westerberghs89.bsky.social · 9h

Google, the privacy-protecting corporation

Every Lot Detroit @everylotdetroit.bsky.social · 11h

3535 VAN DYKE, DETROIT, MI, 48214

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 12h

Not a bad view up here

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 13h

A perfect day to run the Three Dune Challenge with my favorite running buddy

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 15h

When I ran Chicago in 2021 @misscurly12.bsky.social came out with a beer and a Malört for me and I was like "I'll take the beer but I think I'm good on the Malört." Then she gave me a look and I was like "what am I saying? Of course I'll take the Malört." Not all heroes wear capes.

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 15h

Unfortunately I won't be able to make it there but my run club will have beer and Malört at mile 23 if you need a boost for the home stretch!

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 15h

Have fun! Looks like perfect weather

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alice lastnamé @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 16h

shouting NERDS at everyone doing shakeout runs this morning

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