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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
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Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
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Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
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Here’s how much money Los Camp! make from streaming… - Los Campesinos!
loscampesinos.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
@loscampesinos.bsky.social
Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
@loscampesinos.bsky.social
Okay, so for those of you who don't want to consume AI slop and listen to music via streaming services, sit back and buckle up because boy do I have a story for you... So to start things off, I've been a Spotify subscriber since forever (in addition to purchasing physical media). I've been hesitant
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Okay, so for those of you who don't want to consume AI slop and listen to music via streaming services, sit back and buckle up because boy do I have a story for you... So to start things off, I've been a Spotify subscriber since forever (in addition to purchasing physical media). I've been hesitant
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"Okay boss, I'm good at the language of images so you want the dissident facing the camera, defiant, and the agent of the state faceless, back to the camera, as if they're cowering in shame, right?"
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"Okay boss, I'm good at the language of images so you want the dissident facing the camera, defiant, and the agent of the state faceless, back to the camera, as if they're cowering in shame, right?"
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
See also: Bulls, Chicago
But the games sell out at ridiculous ticket prices no matter how the team does so why try
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
See also: Bulls, Chicago
You know what's awesome? When you do a health screening and the results are that you're probably fine but there's a small chance it could be very bad so you have to do a follow-up test but the earliest they can get you in for your follow-up is five weeks away 🙃🙃🙃
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM
You know what's awesome? When you do a health screening and the results are that you're probably fine but there's a small chance it could be very bad so you have to do a follow-up test but the earliest they can get you in for your follow-up is five weeks away 🙃🙃🙃
Always a good sign when I start my day with a dead car battery and lukewarm coffee 🙃🙃🙃
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Always a good sign when I start my day with a dead car battery and lukewarm coffee 🙃🙃🙃
We all know it should be Marconi... not Guglielmo, but the giardiniera guy
🚨🇮🇹 Action Alert!
Chicago Park District is soliciting public input about which Italian should be commemorated with a new statue in Arrigo Park.
It appears they took my suggestion seriously. Enrico Fermi is a candidate!
Fill out this survey!!!
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Chicago Park District is soliciting public input about which Italian should be commemorated with a new statue in Arrigo Park.
It appears they took my suggestion seriously. Enrico Fermi is a candidate!
Fill out this survey!!!
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
We all know it should be Marconi... not Guglielmo, but the giardiniera guy
You'll never guess where Chicago's teams are (just kidding they're exactly where you'd expect)
The Dodgers are NOT the problem. In fact, they put almost 3/4 of their revenue BACK into the team.
The problem is the teams at the bottom of this list that do the opposite.
Full convo here (~12:40 in): youtu.be/M0pH8RfK9iE?...
The problem is the teams at the bottom of this list that do the opposite.
Full convo here (~12:40 in): youtu.be/M0pH8RfK9iE?...
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 AM
You'll never guess where Chicago's teams are (just kidding they're exactly where you'd expect)
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It’s a harmonica that plays the name of the guy (or gal) the agent’s wife is schtupping back home.
bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It’s a harmonica that plays the name of the guy (or gal) the agent’s wife is schtupping back home.
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She was stanced up for real damn lol
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
She was stanced up for real damn lol
Pretty sure this is a Rage Against The Machine lyric
Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Pretty sure this is a Rage Against The Machine lyric
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LOOK AT THIS BOY. HE SAW THAT SKEET YOU WROTE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. HIS FRIENDS ARE JUST OUT OF FRAME, LAUGHING TOO. BRING WAFFLEFRY HOME. www.pawschicago.org/pet-availabl...
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
LOOK AT THIS BOY. HE SAW THAT SKEET YOU WROTE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. HIS FRIENDS ARE JUST OUT OF FRAME, LAUGHING TOO. BRING WAFFLEFRY HOME. www.pawschicago.org/pet-availabl...
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ADOPT WAFFLEFRY
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ADOPT WAFFLEFRY
I love how Patel always has the facial expression of somebody who farted in an elevator with exactly one other person in it and they just realized there's no way to blame it on anybody else
I would like to know how my prior colleagues, who have chosen to pursue leadership positions under this charlatan, justify ordering agents to break their oaths of office and open investigations on people simply for exercising their legal rights.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
FBI investigating Minnesota Signal groups tracking ICE, Patel says
The statement from FBI Director Kash Patel comes after right-wing media figures said they joined the chats and claimed participants were obstructing law enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I love how Patel always has the facial expression of somebody who farted in an elevator with exactly one other person in it and they just realized there's no way to blame it on anybody else
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maybe send a friendly text to an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
maybe send a friendly text to an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
Not sure why everybody's making jokes about Bovino being short when he's also uglier than an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid
maybe send a friendly text to a short king in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Not sure why everybody's making jokes about Bovino being short when he's also uglier than an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid
A++++ alt-texting
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
A++++ alt-texting
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Nobody *wants* to be fighting these battles but surely there's a lesson between the Minneapolis type of response to their tactics and the immediate capitulation of our universities and media
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Nobody *wants* to be fighting these battles but surely there's a lesson between the Minneapolis type of response to their tactics and the immediate capitulation of our universities and media
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You can’t convince me this dude didn’t grow up in Mount Greenwood. He’s named Homan for godsakes!
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
You can’t convince me this dude didn’t grow up in Mount Greenwood. He’s named Homan for godsakes!
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Buck Strickland-looking motherfucker
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Buck Strickland-looking motherfucker