The Beverly Tweetmaker sez 🐻⬇️
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
We all know it should be Marconi... not Guglielmo, but the giardiniera guy
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Chicago Park District is soliciting public input about which Italian should be commemorated with a new statue in Arrigo Park.
It appears they took my suggestion seriously. Enrico Fermi is a candidate!
Fill out this survey!!!
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January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
We all know it should be Marconi... not Guglielmo, but the giardiniera guy
You'll never guess where Chicago's teams are (just kidding they're exactly where you'd expect)
The Dodgers are NOT the problem. In fact, they put almost 3/4 of their revenue BACK into the team.
The problem is the teams at the bottom of this list that do the opposite.
Full convo here (~12:40 in): youtu.be/M0pH8RfK9iE?...
The problem is the teams at the bottom of this list that do the opposite.
Full convo here (~12:40 in): youtu.be/M0pH8RfK9iE?...
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 AM
You'll never guess where Chicago's teams are (just kidding they're exactly where you'd expect)
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It’s a harmonica that plays the name of the guy (or gal) the agent’s wife is schtupping back home.
bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It’s a harmonica that plays the name of the guy (or gal) the agent’s wife is schtupping back home.
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She was stanced up for real damn lol
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
She was stanced up for real damn lol
Pretty sure this is a Rage Against The Machine lyric
Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Pretty sure this is a Rage Against The Machine lyric
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LOOK AT THIS BOY. HE SAW THAT SKEET YOU WROTE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. HIS FRIENDS ARE JUST OUT OF FRAME, LAUGHING TOO. BRING WAFFLEFRY HOME. www.pawschicago.org/pet-availabl...
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
LOOK AT THIS BOY. HE SAW THAT SKEET YOU WROTE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. HIS FRIENDS ARE JUST OUT OF FRAME, LAUGHING TOO. BRING WAFFLEFRY HOME. www.pawschicago.org/pet-availabl...
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ADOPT WAFFLEFRY
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ADOPT WAFFLEFRY
I love how Patel always has the facial expression of somebody who farted in an elevator with exactly one other person in it and they just realized there's no way to blame it on anybody else
I would like to know how my prior colleagues, who have chosen to pursue leadership positions under this charlatan, justify ordering agents to break their oaths of office and open investigations on people simply for exercising their legal rights.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
FBI investigating Minnesota Signal groups tracking ICE, Patel says
The statement from FBI Director Kash Patel comes after right-wing media figures said they joined the chats and claimed participants were obstructing law enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I love how Patel always has the facial expression of somebody who farted in an elevator with exactly one other person in it and they just realized there's no way to blame it on anybody else
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maybe send a friendly text to an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
maybe send a friendly text to an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
Not sure why everybody's making jokes about Bovino being short when he's also uglier than an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid
maybe send a friendly text to a short king in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Not sure why everybody's making jokes about Bovino being short when he's also uglier than an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid
A++++ alt-texting
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
A++++ alt-texting
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Nobody *wants* to be fighting these battles but surely there's a lesson between the Minneapolis type of response to their tactics and the immediate capitulation of our universities and media
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Nobody *wants* to be fighting these battles but surely there's a lesson between the Minneapolis type of response to their tactics and the immediate capitulation of our universities and media
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You can’t convince me this dude didn’t grow up in Mount Greenwood. He’s named Homan for godsakes!
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
You can’t convince me this dude didn’t grow up in Mount Greenwood. He’s named Homan for godsakes!
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Buck Strickland-looking motherfucker
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Buck Strickland-looking motherfucker
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Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
Next up: this fucker
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Next up: this fucker
Man, if I were a hacker...
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Man, if I were a hacker...
Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
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Links to fundraisers follow in the thread below. Please help the families who are, for a variety of reasons including race and immigration status, receiving less attention.
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Links to fundraisers follow in the thread below. Please help the families who are, for a variety of reasons including race and immigration status, receiving less attention.
Friendly reminder that WE—ordinary citizens—accomplished this and not the do-nothing Democrats in office. Don't let them take credit for this, and don't let Republicans think this means we're done.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Friendly reminder that WE—ordinary citizens—accomplished this and not the do-nothing Democrats in office. Don't let them take credit for this, and don't let Republicans think this means we're done.
Today I learned that there is an aqueduct in Bingley, UK, and it only has a one-star rating on Google.
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Today I learned that there is an aqueduct in Bingley, UK, and it only has a one-star rating on Google.