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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
I love how Patel always has the facial expression of somebody who farted in an elevator with exactly one other person in it and they just realized there's no way to blame it on anybody else
I would like to know how my prior colleagues, who have chosen to pursue leadership positions under this charlatan, justify ordering agents to break their oaths of office and open investigations on people simply for exercising their legal rights.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.
FBI investigating Minnesota Signal groups tracking ICE, Patel says
The statement from FBI Director Kash Patel comes after right-wing media figures said they joined the chats and claimed participants were obstructing law enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I love how Patel always has the facial expression of somebody who farted in an elevator with exactly one other person in it and they just realized there's no way to blame it on anybody else
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maybe send a friendly text to an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
maybe send a friendly text to an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
Not sure why everybody's making jokes about Bovino being short when he's also uglier than an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid
maybe send a friendly text to a short king in your life, they're catching a lot of strays out here tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Not sure why everybody's making jokes about Bovino being short when he's also uglier than an anthropomorphic hemorrhoid
A++++ alt-texting
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
A++++ alt-texting
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Nobody *wants* to be fighting these battles but surely there's a lesson between the Minneapolis type of response to their tactics and the immediate capitulation of our universities and media
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Nobody *wants* to be fighting these battles but surely there's a lesson between the Minneapolis type of response to their tactics and the immediate capitulation of our universities and media
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You can’t convince me this dude didn’t grow up in Mount Greenwood. He’s named Homan for godsakes!
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
You can’t convince me this dude didn’t grow up in Mount Greenwood. He’s named Homan for godsakes!
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Buck Strickland-looking motherfucker
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Buck Strickland-looking motherfucker
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Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
Next up: this fucker
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Next up: this fucker
Man, if I were a hacker...
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Man, if I were a hacker...
Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Bovino sent back to El Centro, California
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Links to fundraisers follow in the thread below. Please help the families who are, for a variety of reasons including race and immigration status, receiving less attention.
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Links to fundraisers follow in the thread below. Please help the families who are, for a variety of reasons including race and immigration status, receiving less attention.
Friendly reminder that WE—ordinary citizens—accomplished this and not the do-nothing Democrats in office. Don't let them take credit for this, and don't let Republicans think this means we're done.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Friendly reminder that WE—ordinary citizens—accomplished this and not the do-nothing Democrats in office. Don't let them take credit for this, and don't let Republicans think this means we're done.
Today I learned that there is an aqueduct in Bingley, UK, and it only has a one-star rating on Google.
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Today I learned that there is an aqueduct in Bingley, UK, and it only has a one-star rating on Google.
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I know I never shut up about church, but it's such a good thing in my life. I wish everyone had a community like it.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I know I never shut up about church, but it's such a good thing in my life. I wish everyone had a community like it.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
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💥ENDORSEMENT💥
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
💥ENDORSEMENT💥
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
Chaplains rule (and I'm not just saying that because I'm married to one)
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Chaplains rule (and I'm not just saying that because I'm married to one)
Every time a post on Bluesky leads me to ask "who the fuck is so-and-so?" I feel a little better about myself and the fact that my grey matter is wasted on remembering obscure Simpsons characters rather than knowing who these knucklefucks are
as a Rod-watcher for well over a decade, it's not often that he surprises me anymore. But.
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Every time a post on Bluesky leads me to ask "who the fuck is so-and-so?" I feel a little better about myself and the fact that my grey matter is wasted on remembering obscure Simpsons characters rather than knowing who these knucklefucks are
With the NBA back on NBC this is the perfect time to bring back Marv Albert jokes, right?
As somebody with Vlad the Impaler's DNA I guess I now have permission to go full Marv Albert on everybody?
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM
With the NBA back on NBC this is the perfect time to bring back Marv Albert jokes, right?
The nepo blonde on 90 Day The Other Way got mad at her fiance for asking another woman for nudes and she's 100% right. You never ask a woman for nudes; you wait for her to offer.
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The nepo blonde on 90 Day The Other Way got mad at her fiance for asking another woman for nudes and she's 100% right. You never ask a woman for nudes; you wait for her to offer.
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Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
Closing out Burns Night early with Longrow peated single malt. It's my first Campbeltown and it doesn't have quite the sea salt character I was hoping for from that region but it's still pretty tasty so I won't complain. I'm sure Rabbie Burns wouldn't either.
a painting of a man with the words " weel done cutty sark " on the bottom
ALT: a painting of a man with the words " weel done cutty sark " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Closing out Burns Night early with Longrow peated single malt. It's my first Campbeltown and it doesn't have quite the sea salt character I was hoping for from that region but it's still pretty tasty so I won't complain. I'm sure Rabbie Burns wouldn't either.
I am fucking wiped tonight so think I'm just gonna have a couple drams of Scotch for Burns Night, but I'll try to make them count. First up is Auchentoshan. The only lowland single malt I own, but it's earned a place in my cabinet.
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I am fucking wiped tonight so think I'm just gonna have a couple drams of Scotch for Burns Night, but I'll try to make them count. First up is Auchentoshan. The only lowland single malt I own, but it's earned a place in my cabinet.