Beverly Turkeybaster
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
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One other idea for now
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One other idea for now
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Okay, definitely gonna workshop this one a bit, but here's a rough draft of one idea
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Okay, definitely gonna workshop this one a bit, but here's a rough draft of one idea
My least favorite thing about Thanksgiving is everybody's shitty-ass food takes
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My least favorite thing about Thanksgiving is everybody's shitty-ass food takes
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I think a big part of this is they see Bundesliga fans and teams as "complacent" since all they ever see is Bayern in first and "nobody caring" about it.
People in other leagues have pushed so many incorrect narratives to push this too, it's so weird.
People in other leagues have pushed so many incorrect narratives to push this too, it's so weird.
What is it about the Bundesliga that seems to annoy people who don’t watch it?
Even Thierry Henry (who we all admire) saw fit to have a go at it the other day, placing a question mark over players who come from the league. 🤷🏼♂️
Eh?
Is or jealous/envy about crowds, fan culture? Odd.
So strange.
Even Thierry Henry (who we all admire) saw fit to have a go at it the other day, placing a question mark over players who come from the league. 🤷🏼♂️
Eh?
Is or jealous/envy about crowds, fan culture? Odd.
So strange.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think a big part of this is they see Bundesliga fans and teams as "complacent" since all they ever see is Bayern in first and "nobody caring" about it.
People in other leagues have pushed so many incorrect narratives to push this too, it's so weird.
People in other leagues have pushed so many incorrect narratives to push this too, it's so weird.
There is some A+++++ venning going on in this post
it is the PENULTIMATE match of @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social ‘89! It took us almost six months to get here! we have compiled a list of our favorite posts from this tournament, AND I drew (poorly) every Venn diagram that we mentioned during the tournament
Best Album of 1989: Third-Place Clips Show
N: We have arrived at the PENULTIMATE match of Best Album of 1989: the third place battle between the Cure and whoever loses today’s match. Since we won’t know who won the second semifinal prior to…
thebestthing.blog
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There is some A+++++ venning going on in this post
As it should
3 FEET HIGH AND RISING defeats PAUL’S BOUTIQUE, 178-149-2.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As it should
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James Carville retire bitch
And Carville had the audacity to invoke Mamdani's win to make his point? Mamdani didn't go "anti-woke" to win. Quite the opposite! www.readtpa.com/p/a-politici...
A Politician Actually Defended Trans People. It Shouldn't Be This Rare.
Many Democrats are treating trans people as politically toxic. NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani released a two-minute video proving there's another way.
www.readtpa.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
James Carville retire bitch
Look at me, Rex Banner! I have a new hat!
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Look at me, Rex Banner! I have a new hat!
Technically it's EHEBOphilia, Charlie Brown
We're Here To Talk About Your Drinking, Charlie Brown
Where Is Your God Now, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Technically it's EHEBOphilia, Charlie Brown
I'm stressed just from following that game via Bluesky
But on the plus side I made the right call wearing my Bears shirt on a 9-hour flight with the game happening in the middle of it
But on the plus side I made the right call wearing my Bears shirt on a 9-hour flight with the game happening in the middle of it
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm stressed just from following that game via Bluesky
But on the plus side I made the right call wearing my Bears shirt on a 9-hour flight with the game happening in the middle of it
But on the plus side I made the right call wearing my Bears shirt on a 9-hour flight with the game happening in the middle of it
Okay gonna log off and read my book for a bit
And now our replacement linebackers are hurt too 🫠🫠🫠
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Okay gonna log off and read my book for a bit
Well so far so good but it's gonna be a lot harder to follow when we get to the 4th and the Bears blow the lead and I'm trying to figure out if Caleb engineers another game-winning drive but every post is some variation of "@&$*#ۤ!!!"
Oh hey apparently free messaging on my flight home includes Bluesky so I can sort of follow the Bears game (featuring three dudes they found playing touch football at McKinley Park as our starting linebackers)
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Well so far so good but it's gonna be a lot harder to follow when we get to the 4th and the Bears blow the lead and I'm trying to figure out if Caleb engineers another game-winning drive but every post is some variation of "@&$*#ۤ!!!"
Oh hey apparently free messaging on my flight home includes Bluesky so I can sort of follow the Bears game (featuring three dudes they found playing touch football at McKinley Park as our starting linebackers)
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh hey apparently free messaging on my flight home includes Bluesky so I can sort of follow the Bears game (featuring three dudes they found playing touch football at McKinley Park as our starting linebackers)
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A well-earned point from den Jungs. Wish my first match in person could have been at the Neckar, but this was a pretty great plan b.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A well-earned point from den Jungs. Wish my first match in person could have been at the Neckar, but this was a pretty great plan b.
It's a beautiful day for Fußball!
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's a beautiful day for Fußball!
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So long international break, hello Wolves! It's a 9am kickoff Chicago time as the boys from South London take on Wolverhampton. Let us know if you'll be joining us at the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can make sure to save you a spot.
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
So long international break, hello Wolves! It's a 9am kickoff Chicago time as the boys from South London take on Wolverhampton. Let us know if you'll be joining us at the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can make sure to save you a spot.
Grok is basically doing an SNL superfans bit now with Musk instead of Ditka (or, in one specific instance, Rick Mears)
im fucking crying dawg
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Grok is basically doing an SNL superfans bit now with Musk instead of Ditka (or, in one specific instance, Rick Mears)
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Francisco Franco is still dead.
🇪🇸OKTODAY
Sin su gran acto de generosidad, hoy en día España seguiría siendo una dictadura (y, de hecho, lo es por culpa de Pedro Sánchez)
Lee el artículo completo en OK Today:
www.elmundotoday.com/2025/11/50o-...
Sin su gran acto de generosidad, hoy en día España seguiría siendo una dictadura (y, de hecho, lo es por culpa de Pedro Sánchez)
Lee el artículo completo en OK Today:
www.elmundotoday.com/2025/11/50o-...
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Francisco Franco is still dead.
If you see this, share a Western
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you see this, share a Western
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Pretty sure that the only correct choice here is to abstain. Both albums are so influential and great in their own very different way. I can play them both. No skips. But you do you.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #121
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#8 N.W.A, STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
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#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#8 N.W.A, STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
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The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #121: Pixies vs. N.W.A
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Monday, November 17th, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto Round 6 (Semifinals) of the bracket. If you haven’t heard either al...
forms.gle
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pretty sure that the only correct choice here is to abstain. Both albums are so influential and great in their own very different way. I can play them both. No skips. But you do you.
I'm sure he meant "midnight hammered," something he's very familiar with
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm sure he meant "midnight hammered," something he's very familiar with
eat shit, hub arkush
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM