The Beverly Tweetmaker sez 🐻⬇️
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
Today I learned that there is an aqueduct in Bingley, UK, and it only has a one-star rating on Google.
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Today I learned that there is an aqueduct in Bingley, UK, and it only has a one-star rating on Google.
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I know I never shut up about church, but it's such a good thing in my life. I wish everyone had a community like it.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I know I never shut up about church, but it's such a good thing in my life. I wish everyone had a community like it.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
People have every reason to hate and fear the Christian Church. It has earned every bit of that hate. But lots of us are working hard to make amends for those sins.
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💥ENDORSEMENT💥
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
💥ENDORSEMENT💥
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
You heard it here first! 💪
Nothing cures insomnia AND helps you get to sleep like listening to us here at VfB Americana!
Tell your friends… AFTER your nap! 😴
Chaplains rule (and I'm not just saying that because I'm married to one)
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Chaplains rule (and I'm not just saying that because I'm married to one)
Every time a post on Bluesky leads me to ask "who the fuck is so-and-so?" I feel a little better about myself and the fact that my grey matter is wasted on remembering obscure Simpsons characters rather than knowing who these knucklefucks are
as a Rod-watcher for well over a decade, it's not often that he surprises me anymore. But.
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Every time a post on Bluesky leads me to ask "who the fuck is so-and-so?" I feel a little better about myself and the fact that my grey matter is wasted on remembering obscure Simpsons characters rather than knowing who these knucklefucks are
With the NBA back on NBC this is the perfect time to bring back Marv Albert jokes, right?
As somebody with Vlad the Impaler's DNA I guess I now have permission to go full Marv Albert on everybody?
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM
With the NBA back on NBC this is the perfect time to bring back Marv Albert jokes, right?
The nepo blonde on 90 Day The Other Way got mad at her fiance for asking another woman for nudes and she's 100% right. You never ask a woman for nudes; you wait for her to offer.
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The nepo blonde on 90 Day The Other Way got mad at her fiance for asking another woman for nudes and she's 100% right. You never ask a woman for nudes; you wait for her to offer.
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Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
Closing out Burns Night early with Longrow peated single malt. It's my first Campbeltown and it doesn't have quite the sea salt character I was hoping for from that region but it's still pretty tasty so I won't complain. I'm sure Rabbie Burns wouldn't either.
a painting of a man with the words " weel done cutty sark " on the bottom
ALT: a painting of a man with the words " weel done cutty sark " on the bottom
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January 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Closing out Burns Night early with Longrow peated single malt. It's my first Campbeltown and it doesn't have quite the sea salt character I was hoping for from that region but it's still pretty tasty so I won't complain. I'm sure Rabbie Burns wouldn't either.
I am fucking wiped tonight so think I'm just gonna have a couple drams of Scotch for Burns Night, but I'll try to make them count. First up is Auchentoshan. The only lowland single malt I own, but it's earned a place in my cabinet.
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I am fucking wiped tonight so think I'm just gonna have a couple drams of Scotch for Burns Night, but I'll try to make them count. First up is Auchentoshan. The only lowland single malt I own, but it's earned a place in my cabinet.
I miss the days when you could get Orkney Skull Splitter at any good liquor store but thankfully Three Floyds has my back this Burns Night.
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I miss the days when you could get Orkney Skull Splitter at any good liquor store but thankfully Three Floyds has my back this Burns Night.
One of the things I hate about times like this is when you feel like you can't catch a fucking break but then you can't even feel bad for yourself because you remember how much worse it is for others right now
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
One of the things I hate about times like this is when you feel like you can't catch a fucking break but then you can't even feel bad for yourself because you remember how much worse it is for others right now
My "stop calling us the Gestapo or we'll continue to act like the Gestapo" T-shirt is raising lots of questions already answered by my shirt
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My "stop calling us the Gestapo or we'll continue to act like the Gestapo" T-shirt is raising lots of questions already answered by my shirt
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I find this language really gross. First off, it's weak as hell. But second, if your demand is simply that ICE leaves Minnesota, that's just telling them to go to another state to terrorize people.
These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.
These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.
Our message is clear: ICE needs to get out of Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I find this language really gross. First off, it's weak as hell. But second, if your demand is simply that ICE leaves Minnesota, that's just telling them to go to another state to terrorize people.
These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.
These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.
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Graham Linehan is a genuinely evil person
![Graham Linehan reposted
Pericles • @PerryALPHA • 4h
He died doing what he loved the most: trying to prevent rapists and pedophiles from being arrested
[photo of alex pretti who was murdered by ice agents]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ur44vdsob5t7hrnissksvqtu/bafkreiflb2tcpizjbyz6urjkvqm5bi4pxeyc2c73walgqd2d3qieu4iute@jpeg)
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Graham Linehan is a genuinely evil person
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Also a major sponsor of Cubs games on Marquee Network
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Also a major sponsor of Cubs games on Marquee Network
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We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September.
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 PM
We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September.
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
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Wait I thought an accidental handball is still a penalty?
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Wait I thought an accidental handball is still a penalty?
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Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti.
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere.
www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
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Two garbage calls against us in the two fixtures against Chelsea this season. Cost us 3 points the first time and wasted the rest of the 2nd half today. #cpfc
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Two garbage calls against us in the two fixtures against Chelsea this season. Cost us 3 points the first time and wasted the rest of the 2nd half today. #cpfc
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*Flavor Flav voice* VAR is a joke in yo town
January 25, 2026 at 3:23 PM
*Flavor Flav voice* VAR is a joke in yo town
Reposted by The Beverly Tweetmaker sez 🐻⬇️
"bearing witness to events" literally just means recording what is happening so it cannot be elided or erased in the future, it does not mean you are required to watch execution videos as some duty, stop letting people who don't understand words tell you what to do
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
"bearing witness to events" literally just means recording what is happening so it cannot be elided or erased in the future, it does not mean you are required to watch execution videos as some duty, stop letting people who don't understand words tell you what to do
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
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From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
I know anybody with half a brain figured this out a long time ago but here's your final proof that it was never about states' rights, it was about being able to discriminate
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I know anybody with half a brain figured this out a long time ago but here's your final proof that it was never about states' rights, it was about being able to discriminate