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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10d

For spooky season I've changed my Bluesky name to the thing that scared me the most when I went trick-or-treating as a kid

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 35m

Just took a good luck shot of Malört. This better work.

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 42m

I'm basically the Iron Sheik when it comes to Andrew Vaughn. FUCK THE ANDREW VAUGHN.

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 2h

*My Brewers buddy gave me the jersey, but first he used duct tape to cross out both the logo on the front and the patch on the shoulders. Took me at least five years of washing to get the fucking residue from the duct tape out of the stitching.

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 2h

Dressed for good luck. Wearing a vintage Rawlings pullover from the '80s that my Brewers fan buddy found at a thrift store in college and bought for me* and a Cubs World Series hat since that's something Brewers fans don't have.

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Charismatic Frontman @westerberghs89.bsky.social · 3h

Google, the privacy-protecting corporation

Every Lot Detroit @everylotdetroit.bsky.social · 5h

3535 VAN DYKE, DETROIT, MI, 48214

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 7h

Not a bad view up here

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 7h

A perfect day to run the Three Dune Challenge with my favorite running buddy

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

When I ran Chicago in 2021 @misscurly12.bsky.social came out with a beer and a Malört for me and I was like "I'll take the beer but I think I'm good on the Malört." Then she gave me a look and I was like "what am I saying? Of course I'll take the Malört." Not all heroes wear capes.

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

Unfortunately I won't be able to make it there but my run club will have beer and Malört at mile 23 if you need a boost for the home stretch!

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

Have fun! Looks like perfect weather

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alice lastnamé @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 10h

shouting NERDS at everyone doing shakeout runs this morning

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

Are you running tomorrow? I seem to recall you're running something this fall but I could be wrong

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

If there's one artist I expect zero tolerance from, it's Neko Case

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

If somebody asked me to put together my best argument in favor of the existence of God, my answer would be one word: music.

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Girlfriend of Antifa @misscurly12.bsky.social · 10h

Chicago just showing off for the marathon this weekend. This weather is just *chef's kiss*

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

Also showing off for me taking Lola to the Indiana dunes this morning!

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

Also it's fun to make like a Bernie Sanders supporter and go all in on your favorite lost cause (Camper Van Beethoven's Key Lime Pie forever!)

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

Add "$30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts" and you've got my vote!

leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11h

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h

This is why I eat so much at King of Prussia's All-You-Can-Eat Family Frankfurter Feast

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heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social · 11h

I haven’t really been paying attention, but I just want to say GO CUBS

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11h

But if we just declared Dolittle the winner up front I would've never discovered Nomeansno so there's still value to the electoral process!

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11h

I was literally about to message and you and ask if you knew them because it felt like something you'd dig

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11h

I'd never heard of Nomeansno before and so my first thought when I saw they're up against Fugazi was sucks to be them but then I just put the album on and holy shit. How did I miss these guys until now???

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11h

It's a 3rd Bass kinda morning

Picture of the 3rd Bass album The Cactus Album on vinyl.

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 12h

I believe this is called an Irish Al Green

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 12h

Who among us hasn't stumped scalding mashed potatoes on our spouse's head?

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Katie Porter dumped scalding mashed potatoes on then-husband's head, resurfaced divorce docs reveal

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