Beverly Tweetmaker
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
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If Hecubus is saying he is polyamorous but is actually only seeing one person, how can he be polyamorous?
Maybe because he is lying.
Maybe because he is lying.
May 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If Hecubus is saying he is polyamorous but is actually only seeing one person, how can he be polyamorous?
Maybe because he is lying.
Maybe because he is lying.
People are getting mad at this because they think it's pro-Newsom and I guess we can set the "it's been _ days since Bluesky couldn't take a joke" sign back to zero
What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy
www.sacbee.com
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Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.
www.sacbee.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
People are getting mad at this because they think it's pro-Newsom and I guess we can set the "it's been _ days since Bluesky couldn't take a joke" sign back to zero
What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
With apologies to Of Montreal (The Past Is A Grotesque Animal), Fiery Furnaces (Quay Cur), Television (Marquee Moon) and Traffic (Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys) I gotta go with Hallogallo by Neu! youtu.be/zndpi8tNZyQ?...
With apologies to Of Montreal (The Past Is A Grotesque Animal), Fiery Furnaces (Quay Cur), Television (Marquee Moon) and Traffic (Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys) I gotta go with Hallogallo by Neu! youtu.be/zndpi8tNZyQ?...
January 30, 2026 at 12:07 AM
What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
With apologies to Of Montreal (The Past Is A Grotesque Animal), Fiery Furnaces (Quay Cur), Television (Marquee Moon) and Traffic (Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys) I gotta go with Hallogallo by Neu! youtu.be/zndpi8tNZyQ?...
With apologies to Of Montreal (The Past Is A Grotesque Animal), Fiery Furnaces (Quay Cur), Television (Marquee Moon) and Traffic (Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys) I gotta go with Hallogallo by Neu! youtu.be/zndpi8tNZyQ?...
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my family requests privacy during this difficult time
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
my family requests privacy during this difficult time
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I think more candidates running for office in Chicago should tell the Tribune Editorial Board to get fucked.
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I think more candidates running for office in Chicago should tell the Tribune Editorial Board to get fucked.
Me: it seems weird that I have to have a consultation for a procedure my primary physical already prescribed.
Receptionist: that'll be a $60 co-pay.
Me: OOOOOOOH.
Receptionist: that'll be a $60 co-pay.
Me: OOOOOOOH.
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Me: it seems weird that I have to have a consultation for a procedure my primary physical already prescribed.
Receptionist: that'll be a $60 co-pay.
Me: OOOOOOOH.
Receptionist: that'll be a $60 co-pay.
Me: OOOOOOOH.
100 minute run time plus figure another 50 to get to and from the theater comes to 2.5 hours. So they're paying you $20/hour to sit through propaganda so transparent and vapid that it would make Leni Riefenstahl blush.
Sales of tickets to watch 'Melania' in Boston are so disastrous that they'll now pay you $50 to sit though it. From Craigslist:
January 29, 2026 at 6:43 PM
100 minute run time plus figure another 50 to get to and from the theater comes to 2.5 hours. So they're paying you $20/hour to sit through propaganda so transparent and vapid that it would make Leni Riefenstahl blush.
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Bad things are happening for trans people in Kansas...
It plainly invalidates all driver's licenses held by trans people if they've changed their gender markers. It requires them to turn those licenses over.
They don't have a list to check but now any out trans person could be ratted out by family, friends or coworkers and have their licenses revoked.
They don't have a list to check but now any out trans person could be ratted out by family, friends or coworkers and have their licenses revoked.
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Bad things are happening for trans people in Kansas...
This is the Atlantic-est Atlantic news that's ever Atlantic-ed
New: David Brooks is leaving the NYT for the Atlantic, where he will be a staff writer and host a video podcast
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This is the Atlantic-est Atlantic news that's ever Atlantic-ed
And then I learned that Andy Partridge played guitar on Ryuichi Sakamoto's album B-2 Unit, so guess I'm gonna listen to that now.
Today I learned that when Pop Art luminary Roy Lichtenstein was 68 he had an affair with 22-year-old Erica Wexler (niece of Jerry Wexler). Then three years later Wexler moved to England and became the long-term partner of XTC's Andy Partridge.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
And then I learned that Andy Partridge played guitar on Ryuichi Sakamoto's album B-2 Unit, so guess I'm gonna listen to that now.
Today I learned that when Pop Art luminary Roy Lichtenstein was 68 he had an affair with 22-year-old Erica Wexler (niece of Jerry Wexler). Then three years later Wexler moved to England and became the long-term partner of XTC's Andy Partridge.
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Today I learned that when Pop Art luminary Roy Lichtenstein was 68 he had an affair with 22-year-old Erica Wexler (niece of Jerry Wexler). Then three years later Wexler moved to England and became the long-term partner of XTC's Andy Partridge.
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Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
@loscampesinos.bsky.social
Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
@loscampesinos.bsky.social
Here’s how much money Los Camp! make from streaming… - Los Campesinos!
loscampesinos.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
loscampesinos.com/heres-how-mu...
Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
@loscampesinos.bsky.social
Here is their detailed blog post on the lack of money via streaming and Catch-22 for many artists
@loscampesinos.bsky.social
Okay, so for those of you who don't want to consume AI slop and listen to music via streaming services, sit back and buckle up because boy do I have a story for you... So to start things off, I've been a Spotify subscriber since forever (in addition to purchasing physical media). I've been hesitant
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Okay, so for those of you who don't want to consume AI slop and listen to music via streaming services, sit back and buckle up because boy do I have a story for you... So to start things off, I've been a Spotify subscriber since forever (in addition to purchasing physical media). I've been hesitant
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"Okay boss, I'm good at the language of images so you want the dissident facing the camera, defiant, and the agent of the state faceless, back to the camera, as if they're cowering in shame, right?"
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"Okay boss, I'm good at the language of images so you want the dissident facing the camera, defiant, and the agent of the state faceless, back to the camera, as if they're cowering in shame, right?"
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
See also: Bulls, Chicago
But the games sell out at ridiculous ticket prices no matter how the team does so why try
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
See also: Bulls, Chicago
You know what's awesome? When you do a health screening and the results are that you're probably fine but there's a small chance it could be very bad so you have to do a follow-up test but the earliest they can get you in for your follow-up is five weeks away 🙃🙃🙃
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM
You know what's awesome? When you do a health screening and the results are that you're probably fine but there's a small chance it could be very bad so you have to do a follow-up test but the earliest they can get you in for your follow-up is five weeks away 🙃🙃🙃
Always a good sign when I start my day with a dead car battery and lukewarm coffee 🙃🙃🙃
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Always a good sign when I start my day with a dead car battery and lukewarm coffee 🙃🙃🙃
We all know it should be Marconi... not Guglielmo, but the giardiniera guy
🚨🇮🇹 Action Alert!
Chicago Park District is soliciting public input about which Italian should be commemorated with a new statue in Arrigo Park.
It appears they took my suggestion seriously. Enrico Fermi is a candidate!
Fill out this survey!!!
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
Chicago Park District is soliciting public input about which Italian should be commemorated with a new statue in Arrigo Park.
It appears they took my suggestion seriously. Enrico Fermi is a candidate!
Fill out this survey!!!
forms.office.com/Pages/Respon...
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
We all know it should be Marconi... not Guglielmo, but the giardiniera guy
You'll never guess where Chicago's teams are (just kidding they're exactly where you'd expect)
The Dodgers are NOT the problem. In fact, they put almost 3/4 of their revenue BACK into the team.
The problem is the teams at the bottom of this list that do the opposite.
Full convo here (~12:40 in): youtu.be/M0pH8RfK9iE?...
The problem is the teams at the bottom of this list that do the opposite.
Full convo here (~12:40 in): youtu.be/M0pH8RfK9iE?...
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 AM
You'll never guess where Chicago's teams are (just kidding they're exactly where you'd expect)
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It’s a harmonica that plays the name of the guy (or gal) the agent’s wife is schtupping back home.
bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It’s a harmonica that plays the name of the guy (or gal) the agent’s wife is schtupping back home.