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There's always barber college. (he/him)
When you run a race abroad it's important to represent the motherland
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
When you run a race abroad it's important to represent the motherland
I would have also accepted:
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I would have also accepted:
Cutting your own hair to own the libs
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Cutting your own hair to own the libs
I just keep thinking about how fucking hilarious it is that conservatives were mad because they wouldn't be able to understand Bad Bunny so they put on their own alternative show where the headliner sang this
![[Intro]
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie (Get ready) My name is Kid
Kid Rock.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llovslinz2hv4clmpqolaupu/bafkreihlsdxfanhscn5dew4pyu7oopt5s7trs47zwjrmwbp6lcj77nr7tq@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I just keep thinking about how fucking hilarious it is that conservatives were mad because they wouldn't be able to understand Bad Bunny so they put on their own alternative show where the headliner sang this
They didn't get an earlier, easier clue so I knew there was no way they'd get this one:
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
They didn't get an earlier, easier clue so I knew there was no way they'd get this one:
Me when clearly none of the Jeopardy contestants are into music:
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Me when clearly none of the Jeopardy contestants are into music:
Holy shit it just occurred to me that Straight to Hell is the perfect anti-ICE song and protesters should be singing this to them every chance they get
![You wanna play mind-crazed banjo
On the druggy-drag ragtime U.S.A.?
In Parkland International, hah, Junkiedom U.S.A
Where Procaine proves the purest rock man groove
and rat poison"
The volatile Molotov says
"Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, straight to hell"
[Verse 4]
Can you cough it up, loud and strong?
The immigrants, they wanna sing all night long
It could be anywhere, most likely could be any frontier
Any hemisphere
No man's land
There ain't no asylum here
King Solomon, he never lived 'round here
[Outro]
Straight to hell, boy
Go straight to hell, boy
Go straight to hell, boys
Go straight to hell, boys.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llovslinz2hv4clmpqolaupu/bafkreicvdctwgygq45n76yrxik7najyqogrrpahnuz7tllj3ihds6gw62q@jpeg)
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Holy shit it just occurred to me that Straight to Hell is the perfect anti-ICE song and protesters should be singing this to them every chance they get
You all should check out the IG account for the poor landlord quoted in this article who's worried about how she'll retire: www.instagram.com/valgojcaj/?h...
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
You all should check out the IG account for the poor landlord quoted in this article who's worried about how she'll retire: www.instagram.com/valgojcaj/?h...
The fifth-wealthiest man in the world:
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The fifth-wealthiest man in the world:
A second bread man has hit the ice
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
A second bread man has hit the ice
Thank you, Blue Island sidewalk. I needed to hear this.
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Thank you, Blue Island sidewalk. I needed to hear this.
Malman Law commercials are like:
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Malman Law commercials are like:
Oh hey I went for a snowy run along the Des Plaines River Trail on Saturday and with everything going on right now I HIGHLY recommend finding some time to ignore your phone and enjoy the beauty of nature, even in the winter. I saw ten deer and a coyote!
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Oh hey I went for a snowy run along the Des Plaines River Trail on Saturday and with everything going on right now I HIGHLY recommend finding some time to ignore your phone and enjoy the beauty of nature, even in the winter. I saw ten deer and a coyote!
Sir Dennis Attention-Hog?
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Sir Dennis Attention-Hog?
I know that guy!
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I know that guy!
AND WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. THE SHAWON-O-METER IS CURRENTLY AT THREE OFF-COLOR BEERS AND RISING.
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
AND WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. THE SHAWON-O-METER IS CURRENTLY AT THREE OFF-COLOR BEERS AND RISING.
Poor Dave Henderson, devoting his time to cultivating a luxurious mustache while his brother was busy mastering the stolen base
(I kid, I kid... I know they're not related)
(I kid, I kid... I know they're not related)
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Poor Dave Henderson, devoting his time to cultivating a luxurious mustache while his brother was busy mastering the stolen base
(I kid, I kid... I know they're not related)
(I kid, I kid... I know they're not related)
Poor Mike Maddux, devoting his time to cultivating a luxurious mustache while his brother was busy mastering the two-seamer
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Poor Mike Maddux, devoting his time to cultivating a luxurious mustache while his brother was busy mastering the two-seamer
NO MORE PIRATES PLEASE
me 🤝 Lars Ulrich in 2000
me 🤝 Lars Ulrich in 2000
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
NO MORE PIRATES PLEASE
me 🤝 Lars Ulrich in 2000
me 🤝 Lars Ulrich in 2000
This is definitely a guy who played professional baseball at some point.
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
This is definitely a guy who played professional baseball at some point.
True story: One night Barry Jones went out drinking with Adam Duritz. Barry looked out the window and told Adam he wishes he was someone just a little more funky. They wrote a song about it, but it ended up infringing on one he recorded years before.
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
True story: One night Barry Jones went out drinking with Adam Duritz. Barry looked out the window and told Adam he wishes he was someone just a little more funky. They wrote a song about it, but it ended up infringing on one he recorded years before.