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BYCTOM
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2m
This week on 811, when a fire-breathing circus company starts digging without checking their local gas lines at the same time a new species of killer bee that only gets angrier when it's on fire passes through the area they're digging for trouble. Breckin Meyer in an explosive new 811.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21m
The Mariners aren’t the first Americans to walk into Canada and beat them at their own game.
Marc Trestman
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 44m
I love in every penn state story there is no mention of any northwestern player playing well or making any plays, the wildcats are described like an anonymous horde of locusts that descended on Happy Valley and ate the coach.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1h
2002 JOE BUCK: Coming up on Fox this Tuesday it's a brand new American Diaper. Fourteen people on this island are diaped up, but one of them has a dark secret. You wouldn't want to change them... or the channel. American Diaper, Tuesday nights on Fox.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1h
missing him
the short-lived fox baseball gimmick Scooter, a CGI cartoon baseball who explains basic baseball concepts
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1h
penn state head coach pat fitzgerald
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 12h
2017 was I believe the Northwestern Sicko Overtime Pervert season where it seemed like they stopped trying to win games and solely wanted to go overtime like some insane cult
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 12h
northwestern players apparently have nicknamed caleb komolafe "the beast" and the northwestern wildcats have a wilde/beast situation going on with their offensive skill players
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 13h
drinkin' that braundo
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 14h
a damp james franklin grimacing on the sidelines brad pitt smiling awkwardly while hiding in a closet in burn after reading
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 14h
James Franklin tweeting "northwestern, northwestern, northwestern!!"
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 21h
tell me where i can find the most deranged penn state messageboard thank you
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 21h
good night
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d
forgive me, i forgot to post "Penn State in Broo-ins" last weekend
grainy still from the 2010 nike world cup commercial of wayne rooney on the cover of a british tabloid clutching his face in agony after messing up with the headline "England in Roo-ins!"
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 21h
penn state got absolutely chewed up by this guy
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
if northwestern finally wins a game at wrigley field i am going to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
Oklahoma State needs a coach
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
here's an incredible scene from the last time northwetern beat penn state at home (the Anthony Walker Game for those keeping score at home) where the Penn State offense was so discombobulated they were blocking themselves
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
he's 3-4 all time including vanderbilt losses
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
got that transitive win over penn state in a funny way<<<<<<<<<<<<got the actual win over penn state
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
ok looks like he's now 3-3 at penn state
winsipedia page showing james franklin has won 3 games and lost 3 games against northwestern since taking over at penn state in 2014
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
they said he was 3-3 on the broadcast, if i'm wrong (and i have brain damage from the cubs tonight) he does spiritually anyway go 'cats
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
tonight on my bluesky feed: sports are a land of contrasts
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
interesting fact: vanderbilt had a home and home series scheduled with northwestern but after the 'cats beat them twice in a row they canceled both games, citing SEC scheduling concerns. their coach? james "shook-ass" franklin. got his ass again. let's go gatos
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
thank you friend, sorry northwestern the institution kind of stinks but lets go gatos
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