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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 11h

Yup

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13h

PE teachers aren't the ones who were too thick to teach chemistry. They just love blowing whistles. I bought a whistle and blow it near a football game in the park every now and again. Watching everyone stop and look around is super fun.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 17h

A lot is wrong. A lot.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 18h

My intestines are angry with me still. I hope it’s not the thing my mother had.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 19h

I’ll have to figure it out

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

You’re the one that hit next. You killed them.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

The thing is how do they show the fear of aging without making it worse? Idk

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

The worst part? She fucking ignores me while on my lap.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

Feds clap back

Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 1d

Fed clap back!!!

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

Feds clap back

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

I got a monkey paw situation going on. A few weeks ago I was like “I wish my kitty liked lap.” Now this bitch can’t deal with being on the floor.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

I’m pretty creative. I can’t for the life of me figure out how those two things are connected.

byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

And I meant clout not callout.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

Hahah first time I got one of these

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

How to get rid of beer hiccups: make yourself almost vomit. Don’t vomit. That’s lame. But suck in and expel air from your insides. Fake burp. Make yourself almost vomit. No more hiccups.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

I will be canceled for this. Fuck mastodon. All the people that left are histrionic do nothings. Using their online callout to try to changing things that have always been the way they are.