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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 2h

Yup

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 4h

PE teachers aren't the ones who were too thick to teach chemistry. They just love blowing whistles. I bought a whistle and blow it near a football game in the park every now and again. Watching everyone stop and look around is super fun.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 8h

A lot is wrong. A lot.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 9h

My intestines are angry with me still. I hope it’s not the thing my mother had.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 10h

I’ll have to figure it out

byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

You’re the one that hit next. You killed them.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

The thing is how do they show the fear of aging without making it worse? Idk

byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

The worst part? She fucking ignores me while on my lap.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

Feds clap back

Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 23h

Fed clap back!!!

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

Feds clap back

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

I got a monkey paw situation going on. A few weeks ago I was like “I wish my kitty liked lap.” Now this bitch can’t deal with being on the floor.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

I’m pretty creative. I can’t for the life of me figure out how those two things are connected.

byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

And I meant clout not callout.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

Hahah first time I got one of these

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 23h

How to get rid of beer hiccups: make yourself almost vomit. Don’t vomit. That’s lame. But suck in and expel air from your insides. Fake burp. Make yourself almost vomit. No more hiccups.

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byoup @byuopp.bsky.social · 1d

I will be canceled for this. Fuck mastodon. All the people that left are histrionic do nothings. Using their online callout to try to changing things that have always been the way they are.