Caias Ward
@caias.bsky.social
600 followers 1.1K following 2.5K posts
Pro Writer, CDCTP, Master HVACR Tech, He/Him I write working class speculative fiction. Fascists get nothing. Header art by James Denton @jamesdenton.bsky.social Buy my games. https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/4960/talespinner-holdings
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Caias Ward
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
caias.bsky.social
Also, do not discount that this man is also a werewolf.
caias.bsky.social
Dude, you are telling on yourself so hard. For your own sake, delete your browser history and destroy your hard drives.
caias.bsky.social
Lotta people giving cover to a child sex trafficker...

Am I talking about Columbus or someone else?
caias.bsky.social
Groomers always gotta protect themselves...
caias.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Loss of business continuity"
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
caias.bsky.social
I am a Street Fighter fan so this is exciting.
Reposted by Caias Ward
dieworkwear.bsky.social
This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu." 

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."
caias.bsky.social
"You didn't answer the question I asked" works wonders. Follow up with pointing out they are lying and-if disparaging someone with a lie-bearing false witness.
atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
Reposted by Caias Ward
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
caias.bsky.social
There may be others who were confused so best to get it clarified.
caias.bsky.social
Jake is the one who donates to charity and supports liberal causes, Jared is the one who engages in workplace harassment and has sexual misconduct allegations piling up.
caias.bsky.social
The only time I engage reviewers is if they end up being materially incorrect in something ("there was no index" when there is an index)

I had one of those, and I corrected it, and the reviewer still didn't want to change their rating of the game despite being incorrect in everything they said.
caias.bsky.social
All I know is it blew the Transylvania Twist out of the water.
caias.bsky.social
Pope Leo has a terminal degree in said laws, I'm sure he could figure out a reason to speak Ex Cathedra and remind Vance that he's not a very good Catholic, frex.
caias.bsky.social
Hitting the Pope, expressly (I checked). Not sure about other clergy.
caias.bsky.social
I wish people would call the Pope by his chosen name. He's not "Pope Bob," he is Pope Leo.

You don't have to like the church, but at least respect people's identities and what they choose to call themselves...
caias.bsky.social
Pope Leo needs to scour the Canon for reasons to start excommunicating...
caias.bsky.social
Side note: if those three could "share" enough to be a throuple, they would stop being Louis, Lestat, and Armand.
boneysoups.bsky.social
Someone at the TVL NYCC panel asked if the writers had considered "solving" the louis-lestat-armand love triangle with a throuple and the response was an emphatic NO (lol) and i have a take brewing that readers/fans are drawn to imagining solutions where writers are more about loving problems
caias.bsky.social
It's so warm and glowing!

And afterward, we can stick these forks in the wall socket!
caias.bsky.social
I wonder how this dude would feel if he had to mow Allie's lawn for appropriate credit.
alliebriggsart.bsky.social
NO. IT. IS. NOT.
#art #ttrpg
Screencap from reddit.

"sorry I caught you off guard with the post. In the dnd homebrew space it isn't standard practice to gen in contact with artists for incorporation their work, provided that they are adequately credited and that the homebrew work is available for free, both of which are the case here."
caias.bsky.social
Can't even get a black trenchcoat...