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George Pete Caleodis

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http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor - musician - critical thinker - no hate.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 20h

people used to say "at large"
now they say "writ large"
this is how I know we've jumped timelines

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 2d

Optomist:
The glass is half full.

Pessimist:
The glass is half empty.

Me:
Oh great, there's another fucking glass I have to clean up before it attracts ants.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 2d

Growing up, the future was depicted with humans in skin-tight clothes piloting oddly-shaped vehicles. Turns out they were predicting soccer moms in yoga pants driving SUV’s. Warp speed ahead, everybody!

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 2d

Airport musak shouldn't be allowed to play Springsteen cuts any deeper than "I'm on Fire".

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 2d

"If you get a friend request from yourself, delete it."
- The Cyber Buddha

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Marc Edward Heuck @meheuck.bsky.social · 2d

"Today's news from Washington is total crap."

Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 3d

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 4d

I'd've much rather lived during the ASCENT of this civilization.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 4d

"you don't fuck with our tv"
is America's line in the sand,
and I'm here for it

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 4d

Actual conversation in my head:
Hm, email from Liu Tang.
The Mortal Kombat character?
No, that was Liu Kang.
Oh, it's probably spam then.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 4d

Revenge is a dish best served cold. . .like okra.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 4d

1st-yr prof:
How'd you know she'd cheat?

Me:
Been at this game a long time, kid...it's getting harder and harder to wash the Expo marker from my hands.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 4d

Each hurricane season I'm reminded that I want to be in an improv troupe called
"Cone of Uncertainty"

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 4d

I just bought slacks
and paid the gas bill.
You kids get off my lawn.

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TheEnder @theender.bsky.social · 6d

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 5d

She:
I'm going to an international stroke conference.

Me:
Awww yeaaaah

She:
Not that kind of stroke.

Me:
Still. . .Right?

She:
No. Not at all.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 5d

Either the guy next to me at Best Buy didn't grasp the magnificence of "All 5 'Prophecy' movies for $5!", or he was opposed to free hugs.

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George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 5d

Raging Bull Durham #AddaWordRuinaMovie

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 5d

Casablanca, Arizona #AddaWordRuinaMovie

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 5d

The Graduate Degree #AddaWordRuinaMovie

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 6d

Doja Cat:
*finishes ‘AHHH MEN!’*

Me:
Yay! Now do ‘Perfect Strangers’!

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 6d

Pardon me, Mr. Wool-hat-skinny-shorts-&-earbuds-audible-in-a-crowded-airport, did you by chance purchase your luggage at The Douchebaggerie?

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 6d

Mmm decaf. . .the nonalcoholic beer of coffee.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 6d

Today in Algebra World: the city of Chicago stands empty thanks to those two damned trains that are always leaving headed east or west.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 6d

There are pros and cons
to using scimitars. . .they're double-edged swords.

George Pete Caleodis @caleodis.bsky.social · 6d

I wouldn't say ALL I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom, but it definitely factors in there. I guess my ideal situation would be one where I could do some side projects and charity work, while still largely focusing on zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom.