George Pete Caleodis
@caleodis.bsky.social
http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
Isn't "don't let anyone publicly snap a pic of your oppo research book" day 1 of supervillain school?
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Isn't "don't let anyone publicly snap a pic of your oppo research book" day 1 of supervillain school?
Slightly diminish a band
Two Dog Evening
Two Dog Evening
Slightly diminish a band
The Popo
The Popo
Slightly diminish a band
Concerning Straits
Concerning Straits
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Slightly diminish a band
Two Dog Evening
Two Dog Evening
Slightly diminish a band
Kilodeath
Kilodeath
Slightly diminish a band
The Popo
The Popo
Slightly diminish a band
Concerning Straits
Concerning Straits
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Slightly diminish a band
Kilodeath
Kilodeath
Slightly diminish a band
Trip
Trip
Slightly diminish a band
The Popo
The Popo
Slightly diminish a band
Concerning Straits
Concerning Straits
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Slightly diminish a band
Trip
Trip
Age verification!
"It's raining - turn off the tv!"
"It's raining - turn off the tv!"
Age verification?
I SHOT J.R.
I SHOT J.R.
Age verification?
The first step in tech support is checking to see if the TV is set to channel 3.
The first step in tech support is checking to see if the TV is set to channel 3.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Age verification!
"It's raining - turn off the tv!"
"It's raining - turn off the tv!"
New sense of self worth - who dis?
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
New sense of self worth - who dis?
Don't cry because it's over - smile because you weren't the one to front the security deposit.
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Don't cry because it's over - smile because you weren't the one to front the security deposit.
All this time I thought a lychee fruit was some banana that always claimed to have forgotten its wallet.
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
All this time I thought a lychee fruit was some banana that always claimed to have forgotten its wallet.
acting tip:
Breakdowns lie -
do it how you want.
Breakdowns lie -
do it how you want.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
acting tip:
Breakdowns lie -
do it how you want.
Breakdowns lie -
do it how you want.
If only there were a way to combine all these streaming services into one place, and then pay a single monthly fee for all of them.
Would folks get behind that idea?
Is that idea backable?
baCkABLE?
Ba. . .k. . .cable?
Cable?
Would folks get behind that idea?
Is that idea backable?
baCkABLE?
Ba. . .k. . .cable?
Cable?
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If only there were a way to combine all these streaming services into one place, and then pay a single monthly fee for all of them.
Would folks get behind that idea?
Is that idea backable?
baCkABLE?
Ba. . .k. . .cable?
Cable?
Would folks get behind that idea?
Is that idea backable?
baCkABLE?
Ba. . .k. . .cable?
Cable?
Dreamed I opened an Arizona-themed deli that served Yumafish sandwiches.
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Dreamed I opened an Arizona-themed deli that served Yumafish sandwiches.
Drunk Gal:
What's that Jodie Foster movie that made dudes tuck their dicks between their legs?
Me:
Contact?
What's that Jodie Foster movie that made dudes tuck their dicks between their legs?
Me:
Contact?
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Drunk Gal:
What's that Jodie Foster movie that made dudes tuck their dicks between their legs?
Me:
Contact?
What's that Jodie Foster movie that made dudes tuck their dicks between their legs?
Me:
Contact?
Until you try to carve a mango for the first time, you don't know the depth of dark depravity that lurks in your soul.
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Until you try to carve a mango for the first time, you don't know the depth of dark depravity that lurks in your soul.
You can't arm your hugs with nuclear children.
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
You can't arm your hugs with nuclear children.
Levi's: no treble
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Levi's: no treble
Reposted by George Pete Caleodis
No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
My kingdom for a commercial not stunt casted out the wazoo!
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
My kingdom for a commercial not stunt casted out the wazoo!
If we were rollerskating I'd buy you a pizza rectangle.
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
If we were rollerskating I'd buy you a pizza rectangle.
Nobody can drink a whole bottle of ketchup.
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Nobody can drink a whole bottle of ketchup.
One of the funniest things ever: actors in a cold read using their scripts as props that aren't written into the scene.
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
One of the funniest things ever: actors in a cold read using their scripts as props that aren't written into the scene.
Reposted by George Pete Caleodis
I'll just go ahead and leave this here.
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I'll just go ahead and leave this here.
Calculus finals...
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Calculus finals...
Amaretto...
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Amaretto...
Calcethon: TS marinals…
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Calculus finals...
Amaretto...
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Amaretto...
Calcethon: TS marinals…
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Calculus finals...
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Calculus finals...
Amaretto...
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Amaretto...
Calcethon: TS marinals…
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Calculus finals...
Amaretto...
ST: TNG marathon...
Amaretto...
Amaretto...
Calcethon: TS marinals…
"While writing your letter of recommendation, please be aware of unconscious bias."
I swear to Carlin, if I didn't fear the student getting shafted over it, I'd send these people a tome full of oxymorons.
I swear to Carlin, if I didn't fear the student getting shafted over it, I'd send these people a tome full of oxymorons.
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"While writing your letter of recommendation, please be aware of unconscious bias."
I swear to Carlin, if I didn't fear the student getting shafted over it, I'd send these people a tome full of oxymorons.
I swear to Carlin, if I didn't fear the student getting shafted over it, I'd send these people a tome full of oxymorons.
Just woke from a nap screaming. . .
what do you call night terrors during the day? . . .just terrors? . . .
shouldn't have fallen asleep with the news on
what do you call night terrors during the day? . . .just terrors? . . .
shouldn't have fallen asleep with the news on
February 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Just woke from a nap screaming. . .
what do you call night terrors during the day? . . .just terrors? . . .
shouldn't have fallen asleep with the news on
what do you call night terrors during the day? . . .just terrors? . . .
shouldn't have fallen asleep with the news on
Reposted by George Pete Caleodis
But then the question becomes what was the error? Was the error that they intended to post it to a different account? Did they intended to post a different image entirely? Did they just intended to laugh at the image someone else posted it but they shared it instead.
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
But then the question becomes what was the error? Was the error that they intended to post it to a different account? Did they intended to post a different image entirely? Did they just intended to laugh at the image someone else posted it but they shared it instead.