George Pete Caleodis
@caleodis.bsky.social
http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
Oh, how I wish folks wouldn't wait until installation to lubricate their shiny crimson ceramic squares!
I mean, good God, people,
we need to...
pre-grease the red sheen tiles!!
I mean, good God, people,
we need to...
pre-grease the red sheen tiles!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Oh, how I wish folks wouldn't wait until installation to lubricate their shiny crimson ceramic squares!
I mean, good God, people,
we need to...
pre-grease the red sheen tiles!!
I mean, good God, people,
we need to...
pre-grease the red sheen tiles!!
Can't stand road rage.
When you see road rage, don'tcha just wanna ram it into a guard rail?
When you see road rage, don'tcha just wanna ram it into a guard rail?
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Can't stand road rage.
When you see road rage, don'tcha just wanna ram it into a guard rail?
When you see road rage, don'tcha just wanna ram it into a guard rail?
Overheard, verbatim,
no hint of irony:
"I have humility.
Lots of humility.
I got tons of that shit."
no hint of irony:
"I have humility.
Lots of humility.
I got tons of that shit."
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Overheard, verbatim,
no hint of irony:
"I have humility.
Lots of humility.
I got tons of that shit."
no hint of irony:
"I have humility.
Lots of humility.
I got tons of that shit."
'Captain Brannigan confused the word for “congratulations” with the word for “spank your sister with bologna”.'
- Turanga Munda
(also, every news item involving KegsBreath)
- Turanga Munda
(also, every news item involving KegsBreath)
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
'Captain Brannigan confused the word for “congratulations” with the word for “spank your sister with bologna”.'
- Turanga Munda
(also, every news item involving KegsBreath)
- Turanga Munda
(also, every news item involving KegsBreath)
When anyone mentions a "fiscal cliff" I picture Fisk L. Coyote (Wile's rich uncle) outwitted by a roadrunner, holding a "Yikes!" sign.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When anyone mentions a "fiscal cliff" I picture Fisk L. Coyote (Wile's rich uncle) outwitted by a roadrunner, holding a "Yikes!" sign.
I Am The Walrus that was just rejected for a gym membership #MakeABeatlesSongSad
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I Am The Walrus that was just rejected for a gym membership #MakeABeatlesSongSad
I Saw Mommy Being Plied With Cheap Boxed Wine By Santa Claus #DrunkCarols
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I Saw Mommy Being Plied With Cheap Boxed Wine By Santa Claus #DrunkCarols
New "mic drop" tag:
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New "mic drop" tag:
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
Here's a word problem for you:
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here's a word problem for you:
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
Note to self:
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Note to self:
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
X: Would you like to sign a petition for...
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
X: Would you like to sign a petition for...
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
I love when it's cold and the lumber store guys don't wear coats. I put on an eye patch and squawk "Timber me, Shivers!"
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I love when it's cold and the lumber store guys don't wear coats. I put on an eye patch and squawk "Timber me, Shivers!"
they printed his name card in Parseltongue
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
they printed his name card in Parseltongue
Reposted by George Pete Caleodis
But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopp’d off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day and cry all, “We died at such a place”
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopp’d off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day and cry all, “We died at such a place”
SPFCCsMfT
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
SPFCCsMfT
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
Listen up, people - it's
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Listen up, people - it's
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
"All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try 'buffering'."
- Christopher Cross Griffin
- Christopher Cross Griffin
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try 'buffering'."
- Christopher Cross Griffin
- Christopher Cross Griffin
Apparently whilest some eschew it, others espouse "that bass" - with predilections rising to such level that "treble" is foresaken entirely.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Apparently whilest some eschew it, others espouse "that bass" - with predilections rising to such level that "treble" is foresaken entirely.
Reasons I've not yet been visited by future me:
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Reasons I've not yet been visited by future me:
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
What's that, Alarm Clock?
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
What's that, Alarm Clock?
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
You see, children, once upon a time. . .a very long time ago. . .before turntables were just for rappers and DJ's. . .
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You see, children, once upon a time. . .a very long time ago. . .before turntables were just for rappers and DJ's. . .
The best acting happens when the cameras are off.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The best acting happens when the cameras are off.
"Do it, afraid"
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"Do it, afraid"
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
For Yinz Guys Only
#PittsburghAbondFilm
#PittsburghAbondFilm
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
For Yinz Guys Only
#PittsburghAbondFilm
#PittsburghAbondFilm
For Your Eyes Mostly #RejectedBondTitles
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
For Your Eyes Mostly #RejectedBondTitles