George Pete Caleodis
@caleodis.bsky.social
http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
New "mic drop" tag:
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New "mic drop" tag:
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
Tell your ChatGPT about THAT!
Here's a word problem for you:
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here's a word problem for you:
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
of the 125 bullshit things that I have to do today for my job as a math teacher, how many of them involve teaching math?
Ans: 0
Note to self:
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Note to self:
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
fictional retail shop for a comedy sketch -
Dawn Wenow's 'Gay Apparel'
X: Would you like to sign a petition for...
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
X: Would you like to sign a petition for...
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
Me: Sorry - I think you may be confusing me with someone who didn't have ice cream for breakfast.
I love when it's cold and the lumber store guys don't wear coats. I put on an eye patch and squawk "Timber me, Shivers!"
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I love when it's cold and the lumber store guys don't wear coats. I put on an eye patch and squawk "Timber me, Shivers!"
they printed his name card in Parseltongue
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
they printed his name card in Parseltongue
Reposted by George Pete Caleodis
But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopp’d off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day and cry all, “We died at such a place”
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopp’d off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day and cry all, “We died at such a place”
SPFCCsMfT
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
SPFCCsMfT
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
(texting acronym for Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV)
Listen up, people - it's
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Listen up, people - it's
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
"12 Drummers Drumming,
11 Pipers Piping,
10 Lords a-Leaping,
9 Ladies Dancing,
8 Maids a-Milking..."
any other order and I'll shiv yous with a candy cane!
Merry Friggin' Christmas!
"All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try 'buffering'."
- Christopher Cross Griffin
- Christopher Cross Griffin
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"All I know about sex is from internet porn, so I'm very excited to try 'buffering'."
- Christopher Cross Griffin
- Christopher Cross Griffin
Apparently whilest some eschew it, others espouse "that bass" - with predilections rising to such level that "treble" is foresaken entirely.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Apparently whilest some eschew it, others espouse "that bass" - with predilections rising to such level that "treble" is foresaken entirely.
Reasons I've not yet been visited by future me:
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Reasons I've not yet been visited by future me:
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
1) time travel is not possible in my lifetime
2) I haven't screwed things up so bad yet that I need to come back and intervene
3) future me is a jerk
4) future me is too poor to afford time travel
5) future me is too stupid to operate a time machine
What's that, Alarm Clock?
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
What's that, Alarm Clock?
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
You want me to throw you across the room?
Well, okay. . .
You see, children, once upon a time. . .a very long time ago. . .before turntables were just for rappers and DJ's. . .
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You see, children, once upon a time. . .a very long time ago. . .before turntables were just for rappers and DJ's. . .
The best acting happens when the cameras are off.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The best acting happens when the cameras are off.
"Do it, afraid"
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"Do it, afraid"
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
- something I remember
by someone I wish I could forget
(the messenger is not the
message
(hey! maybe that's the memorable part) )
For Yinz Guys Only
#PittsburghAbondFilm
#PittsburghAbondFilm
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
For Yinz Guys Only
#PittsburghAbondFilm
#PittsburghAbondFilm
For Your Eyes Mostly #RejectedBondTitles
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
For Your Eyes Mostly #RejectedBondTitles
Meat is murder.
Also, produce is espionage.
Also, produce is espionage.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Meat is murder.
Also, produce is espionage.
Also, produce is espionage.
During holidays, I'm always reminded of one of life's fundamental truths:
Greedo did NOT shoot first!
Thank you for listening.
Greedo did NOT shoot first!
Thank you for listening.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
During holidays, I'm always reminded of one of life's fundamental truths:
Greedo did NOT shoot first!
Thank you for listening.
Greedo did NOT shoot first!
Thank you for listening.
Bus Guy:
Someone should make a gay Peter Pan.
Me:
Someone did.
Bus Guy:
Yeah? What's it called?
Me:
Peter Pan.
Someone should make a gay Peter Pan.
Me:
Someone did.
Bus Guy:
Yeah? What's it called?
Me:
Peter Pan.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Bus Guy:
Someone should make a gay Peter Pan.
Me:
Someone did.
Bus Guy:
Yeah? What's it called?
Me:
Peter Pan.
Someone should make a gay Peter Pan.
Me:
Someone did.
Bus Guy:
Yeah? What's it called?
Me:
Peter Pan.
"What's that smell?"
- me, just before my first contact buzz, Springsteen, Born in the USA tour, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, 1985
- me, just before my first contact buzz, Springsteen, Born in the USA tour, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, 1985
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"What's that smell?"
- me, just before my first contact buzz, Springsteen, Born in the USA tour, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, 1985
- me, just before my first contact buzz, Springsteen, Born in the USA tour, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, 1985
God exists and is love and was at work in the mind of whoever decided to put lotion inside of kleenex.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
God exists and is love and was at work in the mind of whoever decided to put lotion inside of kleenex.
This is all Nixon's fault.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is all Nixon's fault.
Life is a dog show. I'm in the non-sporting group.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Life is a dog show. I'm in the non-sporting group.