moose aka gayboy
@calicotomcat.bsky.social
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weird lesbian guy. draws cats n stuff. vocalist in gutmachine ☕️ ko-fi.com/loosemoose
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calicotomcat.bsky.social
if you wanna help with my overdue credit card payment, I’d be happy to draw a little sketch for you as a thank you! put a little note of what you’d like drawn, and I’ll do my best to whip something up for you :) ko-fi.com/loosemoose
A sketch of a hyena and a little bunny, about to cutely touch noses. A sketch of a fat butch wearing only underwear and an apron, cooking at a stovetop while smoking a cigarette. Sketch of a butch gardening, digging into the dirt and touching one of her plants.
calicotomcat.bsky.social
at that stage of sick where sometimes I’m mostly fine other than just having a sheen of clammy sweat, and sometimes I’m out here like, manually breathing
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sablecitrus.bsky.social
The Sound is Irresistible
calicotomcat.bsky.social
new black eyes album yay yippee
Orange cat with big eyes looking into the camera smiling
calicotomcat.bsky.social
If no one’s got me I know the humble gruel’s got me
calicotomcat.bsky.social
shoutouts to the humble gruel
calicotomcat.bsky.social
It is nice that now I get clocked as “weird guy” as much or more than I get clocked as “weird girl” now
calicotomcat.bsky.social
gf: that was crazy, I swear to god I don’t look that gay. this is all your fault
me: yeah I think she heard my faggot voice talking about being poor, took one look at my gay little moustache, and just fully locked in
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calicotomcat.bsky.social
love when a random woman clocks me and my girlfriend at the 24 hour burger joint and starts talking to us about how much she loves her gay nephew and the rights of homosexuals
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cphigson.bsky.social
Looking for a job is great because you ask people for jobs and then they say no
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calicotomcat.bsky.social
Oh my god yes clock tower…….. I’m so excited
calicotomcat.bsky.social
I have been having a very bad mental health moment lately so I’m going to buy linoleum blocks to carve and make stamps about it
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sloppjockey.bsky.social
both designs are running low. link in comments
calicotomcat.bsky.social
I get opener by awakebutstillinbed stuck in my head like 15 times a day
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
if you've had your phone plugged into a cable that's not plugged in at the other end for five minutes it should make an Amber Alert screech with a push notification that says Get Your Head Out of Your Ass
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
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asterionhex.monster
I just want to emphasize how great this was because ALL of them looked in the mirror and went “oh wow I look good” yes!! Everyone looks good in eyeliner
asterionhex.monster
My wife is teaching cishet guys how to put on eyeliner, the next time you need to thank a queer person for something
calicotomcat.bsky.social
haven’t had the time or energy to have crazy gay sex recently so you know times are tough