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Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · Apr 18
I am a slut for a whole hog
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 3h
My math ain't mathing. Missed a day. 8pm first pitch Sunday.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 3h
42 hours. Missed a day. Midnight math ain't mathing.

Still!
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 3h
This is baseball, not a prison riot.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 3h
Now that's just mean
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 3h
Miller on 3 days is ooof, and Woo just started throwing from flat ground.

Choices!
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
Who the hell starts alcs game 1 for the Mariners?
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Ben @vtben.bsky.social · 5h
yoda olive meme but baseball
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
Unless they're full of heavy metals.

Then it's a resource extraction problem!
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
Probably should've put "consoling" in scare quotes. Nobody gets out of this game alive.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
🎵puke on the platform at fort totten 🎵
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
WHEEEEEE
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
It is the dumbest goddamn sport. I love it.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
Consoling a new baseball fan on the end of their season:

"Why do we all have to die?"
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
a man in a suit is standing next to a child in a hospital bed and says there , there .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing next to a child in a hospital bed and says there , there .
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
Baseball. What a silly sport.

All the tigers game are crying for lost potential. All the Mariners fans are crying from relief.

And the knowledge that they have to do this all over again in 18 hours.
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
Un-fucking-real
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
And you say you're out
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Jakob @jakobistrying.bsky.social · 4h
Rob Manfred, after the opening day pitch:
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
That was entirely too much baseball
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
This is a hate crime
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h
That was entirely too much baseball
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5h
TO THE 15TH
Sickos Baseball Character
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
This is where you miss the bucket of greenies in the dugout
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 10h
Hot birb
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 11h
A lot of people make very bad decisions
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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 11h
Bust.
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