Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
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Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I am a slut for a whole hog
Who wants psychic damage?
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Who wants psychic damage?
Is the plural of Pikachu still just Pikachu? Or is it Pikachus?
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Is the plural of Pikachu still just Pikachu? Or is it Pikachus?
What happens if you quit your job in the middle of business travel?
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What happens if you quit your job in the middle of business travel?
Man, the people around here really love unpronounceable terms, huh?
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Man, the people around here really love unpronounceable terms, huh?
And now I have a third interview somewhere else next week.
Company: flies 5 people to NYC for hands-on training with the teams in NYC.
Company: also forgets to tell one of those teams that we're coming.
What. The. Fuck.
Company: also forgets to tell one of those teams that we're coming.
What. The. Fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
And now I have a third interview somewhere else next week.
Company: flies 5 people to NYC for hands-on training with the teams in NYC.
Company: also forgets to tell one of those teams that we're coming.
What. The. Fuck.
Company: also forgets to tell one of those teams that we're coming.
What. The. Fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Company: flies 5 people to NYC for hands-on training with the teams in NYC.
Company: also forgets to tell one of those teams that we're coming.
What. The. Fuck.
Company: also forgets to tell one of those teams that we're coming.
What. The. Fuck.
Madame says I can't buy a watch right now.
SHE DIDN'T SAY I CAN'T BUY A CAR!
SHE DIDN'T SAY I CAN'T BUY A CAR!
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Madame says I can't buy a watch right now.
SHE DIDN'T SAY I CAN'T BUY A CAR!
SHE DIDN'T SAY I CAN'T BUY A CAR!
I am going to be a menace in the store this afternoon.
There's plenty to dislike about New York, but slurping fresh hand-pulled noodles with spicy cumin lamb soup, while someone is playing Black Star outside sure ain't one of those things.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I am going to be a menace in the store this afternoon.
Well this is depressing.
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well this is depressing.
There's plenty to dislike about New York, but slurping fresh hand-pulled noodles with spicy cumin lamb soup, while someone is playing Black Star outside sure ain't one of those things.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There's plenty to dislike about New York, but slurping fresh hand-pulled noodles with spicy cumin lamb soup, while someone is playing Black Star outside sure ain't one of those things.
Ohio must be stopped
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ohio must be stopped
Don't mind me, just riding around NYC thinking about Robert Moses.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Don't mind me, just riding around NYC thinking about Robert Moses.
Jump? Totally!
Land? Oh no.
Land? Oh no.
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Jump? Totally!
Land? Oh no.
Land? Oh no.
I want a green and bronze gmt diver. Insta just informed me that the Yema Superman is $500 off THIS WEEK ONLY.
I do not need to buy a watch this week! Tell me no!
I do not need to buy a watch this week! Tell me no!
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I want a green and bronze gmt diver. Insta just informed me that the Yema Superman is $500 off THIS WEEK ONLY.
I do not need to buy a watch this week! Tell me no!
I do not need to buy a watch this week! Tell me no!
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🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
If your economy is dependent on people rapidly replacing durable goods, maybe your economy isn't a strong as you think?
Not buying new things you don’t need is now considered hoarding?
How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If your economy is dependent on people rapidly replacing durable goods, maybe your economy isn't a strong as you think?
Fucking Uber.
I reserved a ride because my idiot employer uses Uber vouchers instead of expensing. Airline bumped the flight up 20 minutes (after delaying it over an hour).
Uber won't let me change time and now wants to charge me $30 to cancel and rebook "since a driver has already been assigned."
I reserved a ride because my idiot employer uses Uber vouchers instead of expensing. Airline bumped the flight up 20 minutes (after delaying it over an hour).
Uber won't let me change time and now wants to charge me $30 to cancel and rebook "since a driver has already been assigned."
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fucking Uber.
I reserved a ride because my idiot employer uses Uber vouchers instead of expensing. Airline bumped the flight up 20 minutes (after delaying it over an hour).
Uber won't let me change time and now wants to charge me $30 to cancel and rebook "since a driver has already been assigned."
I reserved a ride because my idiot employer uses Uber vouchers instead of expensing. Airline bumped the flight up 20 minutes (after delaying it over an hour).
Uber won't let me change time and now wants to charge me $30 to cancel and rebook "since a driver has already been assigned."
6 hours before departure and my flight is already delayed by an hour. This is a good sign, right?
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
6 hours before departure and my flight is already delayed by an hour. This is a good sign, right?
What hilarious news to wake up to.
Max is back in it.
Max is back in it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What hilarious news to wake up to.
Max is back in it.
Max is back in it.
Remember Christian Horner?
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remember Christian Horner?
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Lando dropping an f-bomb. Max making 69 jokes. George donning the LEGO sunglasses. What an all around impeccable vibe
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Lando dropping an f-bomb. Max making 69 jokes. George donning the LEGO sunglasses. What an all around impeccable vibe
Max is a teenage boy.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Max is a teenage boy.
Oh god, the d-list actor thinks he's supposed to actually ask questions.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Oh god, the d-list actor thinks he's supposed to actually ask questions.
Terry is having a very good night
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Terry is having a very good night
Unreal drive by Antonelli. Pace and race management.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Unreal drive by Antonelli. Pace and race management.