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@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · Apr 18

I am a slut for a whole hog

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h

I have that on a t-shirt. It's like a bug zapper light for men of a certain age.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h

Could've been ducks

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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h

man of constant sorrow ass fit

Sam Bernero @sambernero.bsky.social · 14h

Fit of the day!
Pic I took of PCA arriving at Wrigley Field today

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

Also, what fucking weirdo orders a tuna on wheat?

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

Two meatball subs, a tuna on wheat, and two lemonades. For $7.84.

The 90s truly were the best.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 7h

Sir, I take the skin off chicken.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

Angelo, it's ten thirty.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 7h

Sir, I take the skin off chicken.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 8h

Oh shit, it's Thursday

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 9h

Can't afford to lose that well cultivated mass!

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 9h

You have thumbs. Thumbs can obtain food.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 10h

That is clearly a tribble.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 10h

What tf kind of cat is that

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 11h

You want batting average, you're going to need to move the mound down. Or back. Make second base the rubber.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 11h

Jesus fuck

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 11h

Jennifer Connelly on a boat. Some dude with big teeth behind her.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 12h

There's a ton left. C'mon down!

I've got the hardware for French 75s.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 12h

Absolutely

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 12h

Madame is *invested*

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 12h

Oh you fancy!

How about two, just in case?

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 13h

Goulash night!

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 13h

Unless the presiding judge in the Comey case is as corrupt as Bondi or as sentient as an artichoke, this is evidence enough to collapse the indictment and dismiss the case.

Fucking hell. This is astonishing. There are no moral, ethical or legal boundaries for these shitheels.

MSNBC @msnbc.com · 20h

New reporting CONFIRMS Trump accidentally posted DM to Bondi ordering prosecutions

New WSJ reporting reveals Trump accidentally posted what he thought was a private message to AG Pam Bondi, urging her to prosecute James Comey and other perceived enemies. @chrislhayes.bsky.social reports.

New reporting CONFIRMS Trump accidentally posted DM to Bondi ordering prosecutions

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 13h

One of my favorite films, but she would absolutely not be on board.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 13h

What the world needs now

Is crunch, crunch wrap

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 13h

🎵somebody did an oopsie🎵

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 13h

Amazon!