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@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · Apr 18

I am a slut for a whole hog

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6m

Also, what fucking weirdo orders a tuna on wheat?

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6m

Two meatball subs, a tuna on wheat, and two lemonades. For $7.84.

The 90s truly were the best.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 1h

Sir, I take the skin off chicken.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 8m

Angelo, it's ten thirty.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 1h

Sir, I take the skin off chicken.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 2h

Oh shit, it's Thursday

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 2h

Can't afford to lose that well cultivated mass!

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 3h

You have thumbs. Thumbs can obtain food.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h

That is clearly a tribble.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h

What tf kind of cat is that

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 4h

You want batting average, you're going to need to move the mound down. Or back. Make second base the rubber.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus fuck

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h

Jennifer Connelly on a boat. Some dude with big teeth behind her.

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

There's a ton left. C'mon down!

I've got the hardware for French 75s.

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

Absolutely

Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

Madame is *invested*

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

Oh you fancy!

How about two, just in case?

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Wiggles @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 6h

Goulash night!

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 7h

Unless the presiding judge in the Comey case is as corrupt as Bondi or as sentient as an artichoke, this is evidence enough to collapse the indictment and dismiss the case.

Fucking hell. This is astonishing. There are no moral, ethical or legal boundaries for these shitheels.

MSNBC @msnbc.com · 14h

New reporting CONFIRMS Trump accidentally posted DM to Bondi ordering prosecutions

New WSJ reporting reveals Trump accidentally posted what he thought was a private message to AG Pam Bondi, urging her to prosecute James Comey and other perceived enemies. @chrislhayes.bsky.social reports.