Canadian Cynic
@canadiancynic.bsky.social
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Linux geek, hot sauce fanatic, gin aficionado, cat fancier and insufferable smart ass.
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canadiancynic.bsky.social
Just for clarity, not only did all those donors get charitable tax receipts for their donations, but Skippy McDouchebag also got a tax receipt for his contribution to the food bank.

We're all subsidizing this grifter and con man.
thunderbayed.bsky.social
Taxpayer-funded food bank donation after asking for "$1,750" donations at a party fundraising brekky

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canadiancynic.bsky.social
BREAKING! Lifelong grifter and conman who just held a $1,750/plate fundraiser donates $14 worth of groceries to food bank; makes sure his private photographer is there to record his unbridled altruism.
thunderbayed.bsky.social
Taxpayer-funded food bank donation after asking for "$1,750" donations at a party fundraising brekky

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canadiancynic.bsky.social
Does the name "Gord Downie" mean anything?
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
canadiancynic.bsky.social
Don't get me started on "baby oil."
canadiancynic.bsky.social
It's entirely likely that Ana Poilievre is a more pathetic narcissist than her husband, and I did not think that was physically possible.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
Can someone please use the adjective "wart-ravaged" at some point?

It seems so obvious.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
The remaining two-in-five are mentally retarded, or live in Red Deer.

But I repeat myself.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
Dear NRA: I'll bet you're feeling a right bunch of gits these days.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
You should see what's happening in Alberta.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
Are you serious? You lucky jammy bastard.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
This is why I think Canada should show Alberta the door ... that entire province is too fucking stupid for words. Cut them loose and move on.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
If the Nazis were still alive, they'd be looking at Donald Trump and saying, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude ... aren't you going a bit far there?"
atrupar.com
Trump and Bessent clarify that they will only help out Argentina as long as Milei is in power. Trump adds that the same thing goes with NYC, where the White House will hold up funds if Mamdani wins.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
In the same way that buffalo wings are made from buffalo, and Old Spice deodorant contains old spices.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
My sister-in-law just had her spleen removed. I was going to e-mail her with a detailed discussion of what the spleen is and its purpose in the human body, but I did not want to be accused of "manspleening."

Ba-dum-bsssssssh.

I'll show myself out.
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manitos2016.bsky.social
This is a pretty clever bit of framing re. electric vehicles vs. combustion vehicles. Worth a watch 😂
canadiancynic.bsky.social
Man, I am going to start using this graphic for shitloads of posts.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
Pretty much Pierre Poilievre-level condescending misogyny.
atrupar.com
Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."
canadiancynic.bsky.social
I selected my new employment partially based on that it was accessible via public transit (OCTranspo O-Train Line 1). I sold my old Mazda hatchback, got a Presto transit pass, signed up for Communauto car sharing, and have not purchased a new car since. And I am perfectly happy.
brenttoderian.bsky.social
“Once rare, 7-year car loans are fast becoming the norm. They’re often the only way buyers can afford new rides, with average sale prices surging 28% in 5 years to approach $50k.”

Designed-in car dependency, surging car prices, longer loan periods with more interest.

Sound like “freedom” to you?
Cars are so expensive that buyers need 7-year loans
Once rare, seven-year car loans are fast becoming the norm. They’re often the only way buyers can afford new rides, with average auto prices nearing $50,000.
www.seattletimes.com
canadiancynic.bsky.social
That neckgina is really something.
axios.com
Axios @axios.com · 15h
Trump slammed Time magazine's cover photo of him, in which he said "they 'disappeared' my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one."
Trump slams Time magazine photo as "Worst of All Time"
Trump said Time's photo "disappeared" his hair.
www.axios.com
canadiancynic.bsky.social
I am currently expanding my digital CD collection, so I need to know where to buy FLAC-format albums of, say, @grievousangels104.bsky.social.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
The beauty of Aaron Rupar is that he hangs every single member of the Trump regime simply by quoting them accurately.
atrupar.com
Q: What is the benefit for the US in helping Argentina?

TRUMP: Just helping a great philosophy take over a great country ... we don't have to do it. It's not gonna make a big difference for our country.
canadiancynic.bsky.social
I look forward to Rebel News publishing a shrieky, spittle-flecked response describing all of this as being taken out of context.