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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m afraid all I can do is write PWPs but I’m not sorry about it. Come and get your smut about Ed and Stede hooking up in a hotel room and doing like 38 different things in one encounter.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/70290066

Screenshot from ao3:

Room 1006
red_right_ankle

Summary:

Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S.

Screenshot of ao3 page:

Rating:
Explicit

Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:
M/M

Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, dating app, Stede Bonnet is Good at Sex, Fast Burn, I Made Them Do Like 8 Different Sex Acts For Some Reason, Face-Fucking, Choking, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Snowballing, Nipple Licking, Masturbating, Ball Sucking, Ball Sucking Wasn’t in the Tag List

Language:
English

Stats:
Published: 2025-09-03 Words: 7,170 Chapters: 1/1

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ellie | do it for rhysie @ellmercury.bsky.social · 2h

the way ed manages to not only give out a cute needy "hey" but also check him out quickly is so whorish of him i'm in love

ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 1d

"👀🫦hey😍😏" oh yeah i'm sure

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 2h

Happy birthday!!!!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 7h

I will follow you around and eat all the beets you don’t want they’re one of my favorite foods 😆

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 8h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

lol fun

- prime rib (it looks… there’s? raw??? fat???)

- Kids (1995)

- you won’t limit me to just one, I’m picking both of Kings of Leon’s big radio hits

Shaney 🏴‍☠️🖤 Crew4Life @shaney4prez.bsky.social · 8h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Cantaloupe
The NeverEnding Story
Lips of an Angel

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 10h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Eggs
Interstellar (fight me)
With Arms Wide Open

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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 8h

@politestmenace.bsky.social came through! Everybody clap!

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 9h

I am genuinely so glad there are things for people to look forward to, I want to be that IN IT with something non-cancelled

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Jadeykinns ➡️ Wee con 👻 🏴‍☠️ @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social · 12h

Kinktober day 2: free use/waxplay

Another late kinktober 👍. Enjoy

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social #ofmdkinktober

Stede is fully naked . Ed is behind him, holding a reddish pink wax candle above Stede’s chest. The wax is dripping and landing on Stede’s chest

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 9h

me @ everybody excited for IWTV and assorted other tv shows too

The I’m really glad something good happened to you it will happen to me eventually too I hope meme

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 9h

Mer-cat is his true form you’re all correct

Closeup phot of Pippin’s face and Amy cannibalxing’s tattoo of pippin as a mermaid

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

😆 this is the one nothing will top it

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

His true form!!!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 10h

cat or seal you decide

Photo of a buff/orange cat who is laying on a blanket in such a way that it looks like he does not have back legs so he looks kind of like a streamlined little seal

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 10h

__________
| |
| ( • ) ( • ) |
| |
|__________|

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Jode 🤖 @jodegg.bsky.social · 12h

What an important Rhysie day 🙏

Rhys Darby on stage, topless, sneaking a look back to the audience behind the curtain

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 11h

I’M SO PUMPED

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 11h

AWWWWWGHHH YEAH!!!

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 11h

Ugh I’m sorry it’s happened to you too!

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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 12h

"They really just honored that scene, and the thing they brought to it is their natural connection and really playing it honestly with each other, and listening to each other, and the way they look at each other, and how tender they are with each other." #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 12h

Just finished this for lovely @butterscup95.bsky.social! It's a little teaser treat for a future chapter of Lucy's gorgeous fic My Tears Are Becoming a Sea! This is my first time drawing Stede's hobnobbing duds. I loved every second. 🧡

🧜‍♂️ archiveofourown.org/works/594583...

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Stede from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing his blue and checkered suit from the Sir Godfrey Thornrose scenes in season one. Instead of his white wig, he's wearing small white flowers in his hair. He's holding another small bundle of them in one lifted hand while the other is on his hip. He looks good and is feeling sassy about it.

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 12h

Happy birthday!!!!!

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 12h

😆😆😆😆😆

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 12h

he would set it on the table

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 13h

And bathing suits

amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 13h

OH 1000% he’s showing bush in short shorts

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 13h

Oh they’re soooooooooo good aren’t they!

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