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sel 🏴‍☠️

@spinsterism.bsky.social

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Late Gen X. Asexual disaster. Fandom Old™. Also on Discord. Neurospicy. Ask me about the queer pirate show. #OFMD #RhysDarbyFaction 🔞 🇦🇺 : Bidjigal country

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · Nov 11

Hi friends. I'm here now (again).

Fair warning: if you're not an #OFMD fan be prepared to mute/unfollow/block me as you prefer because that's 90% of my personality these days and I plan to be annoying AF about it 😌

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1h

You can just say Stede, the bitchiness is baked in 😌

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1h

Embarrassed to think that I ever enjoyed his music tbh

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1h

He's real mad that none of those people want to fuck him huh

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 4h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1h

Stede is still late forties tho 😈

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1h

I went to five shows in three states over ten days when he was here, I have some idea (we have great ideas)

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2h

Sudden need for a canon #OFMD fic where everything happens the same except Ed really is 29 and Izzy really is 16

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2h

You are a glutton for punishment aren't you 😂

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2h

Brace yourself. It won't help but give it a try anyway. Have fun!!

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 4h

Meme image of Patrick Stewart picking apples. The apple is "this meme", Stewart is "me" and the bakery on his arm is "my meme collection".

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 4h

Archie and Roach

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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 15h

"👀🫦hey😍😏" oh yeah i'm sure

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 4h

Ed Teach I know what you are (and you're so right)

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 4h

Roach is rolling his eyes so hard they're about to fall out. There's a line of at least ten people behind them. It's day four of a heatwave.

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 4h

It's very scientific actually

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 4h

That's what samples are FOR they're just being thorough 😤

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allthinky; all these fascists bound to lose @allthinky.bsky.social · 7h

Can we make #debbiebrockman trend?

Or maybe #wgnproducerdebbiebrockman?

WGN needs to back their people up.

Thanks to @chicagotribune.com for covering the story!

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 10h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 5h

Stede starts plotting an escape plan and then!! He sees that the door to Ed's cell is weirdly open! (The cell door is the bottom of the staircase.) He can rescue his love!!! Except that Stede has forgotten how to climb stairs.

Alexa play "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees 😭

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 5h

This is the highest of compliments thank you

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 19h

They're too in love to be cruelly separated like this! Ed is a PRINCESS!!!

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 19h

Oh good call!

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 20h

I love this!! Now picturing Stede getting vaguely curious about the whimpering so he goes looking (leaving the fridge open ofc). He finds Ed stranded on the stairs and they have a whole dramatic Thing through the banister spindles (Stede thinks Ed's in jail)

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 20h

The Juice Media on fire as usual

the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 22h

The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!

Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!

YouTube video by thejuicemedia

www.youtube.com

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 20h

He became cool to me when he did this movie and he's never proven me wrong

youtu.be/IGrpoxBlCNo?...

Daybreakers (2010) - Official Trailer #1

YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 21h

Hi yes hello I would very much like to view the vibe

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cheesecake3 🎧 🏴‍☠️ 🛸 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social · 21h

Here it is as promised... Steve x The Barracuda

#Kinktober Day 10: Oral Sex – Punishment + Bonus Prompt: Temp/Perm Marks

A Slice of Heaven archiveofourown.org/works/72111516

Fic cover with a photo of the Barracuda in the background. Text reads:
A Wrecked Fic
Steve x The Barracuda
Kinktober 2025
Rated E | 2k words
A Slice of Heaven
Written by cheesecake3

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