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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · Oct 20

the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17h

lol that’s where I got the screenshot, just came across it randomly

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 21h

the water is making the frogs gay and they are fabulous

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🎃 Ichaborbs Crane 🎃 @ronninator.bsky.social · 21h

We took your frog and made it woke

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 21h

It’s reclamation time

carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 21h

Is it ironic? Are we doing it ironically

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 21h

I need to speak with Portland’s manger

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 21h

after considering the last 8 years of online right memery, how the hell did the new iconic face of resistance against ICE become a freaking FROG

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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 23h

"Yesterday, I built all your hopes up by suggesting Trump might win the Nobel Peace Prize, but at least you can console yourself with the fact the CIA did." www.normalisland.co.uk/p/venezuelan...

Venezuelan woman who begged Trump to bomb her country wins Nobel Peace Prize

María Corina Machado has become the first person since Barack Obama to win the Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely nothing.

www.normalisland.co.uk

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 22h

she is a fan of drone strikes on her own civilians, so I get the appeal for u

Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

www.nytimes.com

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 2d

Okay I was wrong there are Two problems with Mastodon

Count Otter Poppula
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The problem with Mastodon is that it makes you feel stupid for not knowing how it works.
That was the real hurdle Facebook and everything that came after cleared, you could just join, it didn't take any debugging or jargon. It just, worked. For a while.
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Trevor Goodchild
@trevorgoodchild.bsky.social
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Yeah you gotta at least try. Put a tiny amount of effort into your experience.
I you cant be bothered to think for yourself just a tiny bit then I guess just stay on this fascist friendly site with the CEO who hates you.

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

the virgin tiny desk listener vs the chad KEXP enjoyer

carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

“an antifa” I’m dead

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Yersinia pestis. 美帝必败 GrⒶcchus @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 1d

They might just as well have given it to the School of the Americas

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

Surely Pinochet has some grand kids we could prop up

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

hey well at least they didn’t give it to a right wing, US backed puppet who wants to privatize one of the largest oil reserves on the planet - because that would be bad

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

BREAKING: Venezuela's Maria Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 reut.rs/42uh3Aw

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

our right wing “peacekeeper” goons promise to only kill legally armed leftists, so same as before

carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

how do you do fellow antifas? make sure to register for the NO KINGS rally on 10/18!

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

pssst, hey would you like to see the darkest, most sick and twisted corner of Bluesky?

HeathcliffNull
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I remove Heathcliff from Heathcliff so you don't have to.
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Parody account swapping captions from Healthcliff and The New Yorker Not affiliated with either cartoon.
heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat
heathcliff is canonically frog now
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Deathcliff plus Hellmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat
I add helmets and other nonsense to Heathcliff comics.
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jakarta methhead @sweetmax.bsky.social · 1d

had to get a dashcam because people trying to fake an accident, kept reversing into the front of my dragula

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

lol

carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

wife: “is there something wrong”

ICE guy: “the frog air humped me again”

wife: “no, I meant why haven’t you signed the divorce papers already”

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: JFK Jr has announced that drinking the yogurt water causes autism

carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 1d

lol

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 3d

it did not for one second occur to me that democrats are afraid to speak out about the troops invading our cities because they're worried it's a trap to make them look soft on crime. do these guys have working brains

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 2d

to all the residents quoted here:

I don’t think there’s any rule saying you can’t move back to california or whatever

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —