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· Oct 20
the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
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You know, like Ted Bundy
Minnesota family says ICE agents faked car trouble to lure man out of home
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You know, like Ted Bundy
hypothetical for the liberals: would you choose 99% hitler over 99% trump
February 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
hypothetical for the liberals: would you choose 99% hitler over 99% trump
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Not sure why this is the thing exactly but every time I see one of those posts that sounds something like "brutally framemogged by foids" I want to expatriate to Chiapas
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Not sure why this is the thing exactly but every time I see one of those posts that sounds something like "brutally framemogged by foids" I want to expatriate to Chiapas
politics aside, I’d never vote for a man named “Gavin”.
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
politics aside, I’d never vote for a man named “Gavin”.
just picked up a guitar on loan from a moderately known musician and bled all over it by the way
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
just picked up a guitar on loan from a moderately known musician and bled all over it by the way
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putting aside that the framing here is simply false, the only overarching narrative these guys ever support is that fascists were simply forced to be fascist by the permissive liberal. freedom is the cause of fascism in their telling.
nonsense stuff.
nonsense stuff.
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
putting aside that the framing here is simply false, the only overarching narrative these guys ever support is that fascists were simply forced to be fascist by the permissive liberal. freedom is the cause of fascism in their telling.
nonsense stuff.
nonsense stuff.
they literally make a surface just for doing coke in public restrooms, just look for the big grey rectangle with a koala on it
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
they literally make a surface just for doing coke in public restrooms, just look for the big grey rectangle with a koala on it
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The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning
sorry to post this dipshit, but if it wasn’t a far- reaching conspiracy with elites how did he get “the girls around him” exactly hmm
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
sorry to post this dipshit, but if it wasn’t a far- reaching conspiracy with elites how did he get “the girls around him” exactly hmm
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Annnd there she goes, now that other people have done the real work and she thinks the crisis is over, running to the head of the parade
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Annnd there she goes, now that other people have done the real work and she thinks the crisis is over, running to the head of the parade
there is no “switch” stance in freestyle skiing, you are skiing ass out
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
there is no “switch” stance in freestyle skiing, you are skiing ass out
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We live in this weird interregnum where top government officials can lie without consequence and yet the press is still free enough to report that they’re lying.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
We live in this weird interregnum where top government officials can lie without consequence and yet the press is still free enough to report that they’re lying.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
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“Last May, as a groundswell built demanding public scrutiny of the Justice Department's records on Epstein, the agency ran into a problem: it had already destroyed its master copy of surveillance video from Epstein's final hours in the Metropolitan Correctional Center.”
Newly released documents show the FBI's scramble to explain last year why it released a screen recording with a missing minute from the night Jeffrey Epstein died, instead of the original footage.
Mystery of the missing minute from Epstein jail solved
Documents that were part of the Epstein files release help explain why a video released from the night of Epstein's death was missing one minute close to midnight.
cbsn.ws
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
“Last May, as a groundswell built demanding public scrutiny of the Justice Department's records on Epstein, the agency ran into a problem: it had already destroyed its master copy of surveillance video from Epstein's final hours in the Metropolitan Correctional Center.”
remove all the hype and marketing about AI and it all just boils down to “I want to fuck the computer”
February 11, 2026 at 11:54 PM
remove all the hype and marketing about AI and it all just boils down to “I want to fuck the computer”
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Just got a message from a signal group saying ICE was photographing *children* getting on and off a school bus today.
Stories about what ICE's presence in Minnesota has done to kids — something I'm seeing firsthand — are hard to read. It's unfathomable that kids have to go through this. www.startribune.com/ice-children...
Yuen: Even if ICE left tomorrow, the damage to kids is already done
“They’re all suffering,” says one Minnesota immigrant dad who has been sheltering in place with his children.
www.startribune.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Just got a message from a signal group saying ICE was photographing *children* getting on and off a school bus today.
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if you ask pam bondi enough questions about Epstein ties her molecules will vibrate at a high enough frequency she can pass through solid walls
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
if you ask pam bondi enough questions about Epstein ties her molecules will vibrate at a high enough frequency she can pass through solid walls
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Pam Bondi is a dumb animal
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Pam Bondi is a dumb animal
what
While Team USA builds champions at home, other countries rely on U.S. universities as training grounds for their Olympians.
America must protect the college sports pipeline that keeps us on top.
America must protect the college sports pipeline that keeps us on top.
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
what
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my internal ice sources are telling me that it’s ok to measure it from the balls so it’s actually 6 inches
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
my internal ice sources are telling me that it’s ok to measure it from the balls so it’s actually 6 inches
I can tell this is a lie for many reasons but chief among them is that Kimbal musk wants people to think anyone subscribed to his newsletter
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I can tell this is a lie for many reasons but chief among them is that Kimbal musk wants people to think anyone subscribed to his newsletter
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible