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@carrion.bsky.social
· Oct 20
the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
really tempted to get this charlotte knights minor league ballcap lol
February 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
really tempted to get this charlotte knights minor league ballcap lol
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Three ICE agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year.
ICE Agents Keep Accidentally Shooting Themselves
www.newsweek.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Three ICE agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year.
lol I don’t even know why you’d try to pretend hillary clinton isn’t mentioned in the epstein files, she very much is
LEFT: Someone who appears in the Epstein files over a million times. Epstein called him his "best friend."
RIGHT: Someone never mentioned in the Epstein files—even once. And she never met him.
So guess which one is being hauled before our corrupt, cover-upping Congress to testify about Epstein.
RIGHT: Someone never mentioned in the Epstein files—even once. And she never met him.
So guess which one is being hauled before our corrupt, cover-upping Congress to testify about Epstein.
February 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
lol I don’t even know why you’d try to pretend hillary clinton isn’t mentioned in the epstein files, she very much is
the real reason why elite media figures prefer twitter over bluesky:
Can
Have
Intelligent
Long form
Discussions
Provide
Opinions with
Regard to
Nuance
Can
Have
Intelligent
Long form
Discussions
Provide
Opinions with
Regard to
Nuance
February 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
the real reason why elite media figures prefer twitter over bluesky:
Can
Have
Intelligent
Long form
Discussions
Provide
Opinions with
Regard to
Nuance
Can
Have
Intelligent
Long form
Discussions
Provide
Opinions with
Regard to
Nuance
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everybody on twitter validates my perfect little white boy fragility what’s the problem with that exactly
February 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
everybody on twitter validates my perfect little white boy fragility what’s the problem with that exactly
no one is a jerk on twitter
Exactly! I like this about Bluesky. It is fundamentally different from Twitter. "Because I'm right, I'm allowed to be a jerk." No one is like that on Twitter.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
no one is a jerk on twitter
If AI eats up all the RAM and GPU’s, but the internet is mostly kid rock and weird nipples jeans man drinking milk I’m not sure that I care about the internet that much
February 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
If AI eats up all the RAM and GPU’s, but the internet is mostly kid rock and weird nipples jeans man drinking milk I’m not sure that I care about the internet that much
it’s dumb that only the biathlon has guns and shooting. imagine bobsled shooting or ice dancing with guns. skeleton? those dudes get two guns each.
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
it’s dumb that only the biathlon has guns and shooting. imagine bobsled shooting or ice dancing with guns. skeleton? those dudes get two guns each.
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you know we can all see your reply tab right
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
you know we can all see your reply tab right
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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You know, like Ted Bundy
Minnesota family says ICE agents faked car trouble to lure man out of home
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You know, like Ted Bundy
hypothetical for the liberals: would you choose 99% hitler over 99% trump
February 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
hypothetical for the liberals: would you choose 99% hitler over 99% trump
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Not sure why this is the thing exactly but every time I see one of those posts that sounds something like "brutally framemogged by foids" I want to expatriate to Chiapas
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Not sure why this is the thing exactly but every time I see one of those posts that sounds something like "brutally framemogged by foids" I want to expatriate to Chiapas
politics aside, I’d never vote for a man named “Gavin”.
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
politics aside, I’d never vote for a man named “Gavin”.
just picked up a guitar on loan from a moderately known musician and bled all over it by the way
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
just picked up a guitar on loan from a moderately known musician and bled all over it by the way
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putting aside that the framing here is simply false, the only overarching narrative these guys ever support is that fascists were simply forced to be fascist by the permissive liberal. freedom is the cause of fascism in their telling.
nonsense stuff.
nonsense stuff.
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
putting aside that the framing here is simply false, the only overarching narrative these guys ever support is that fascists were simply forced to be fascist by the permissive liberal. freedom is the cause of fascism in their telling.
nonsense stuff.
nonsense stuff.
they literally make a surface just for doing coke in public restrooms, just look for the big grey rectangle with a koala on it
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
they literally make a surface just for doing coke in public restrooms, just look for the big grey rectangle with a koala on it
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The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Atlantic is Atlanticking extremely hard this morning
sorry to post this dipshit, but if it wasn’t a far- reaching conspiracy with elites how did he get “the girls around him” exactly hmm
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
sorry to post this dipshit, but if it wasn’t a far- reaching conspiracy with elites how did he get “the girls around him” exactly hmm
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Annnd there she goes, now that other people have done the real work and she thinks the crisis is over, running to the head of the parade
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Annnd there she goes, now that other people have done the real work and she thinks the crisis is over, running to the head of the parade
there is no “switch” stance in freestyle skiing, you are skiing ass out
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
there is no “switch” stance in freestyle skiing, you are skiing ass out
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We live in this weird interregnum where top government officials can lie without consequence and yet the press is still free enough to report that they’re lying.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
We live in this weird interregnum where top government officials can lie without consequence and yet the press is still free enough to report that they’re lying.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
It feels like one of those things has to give eventually.
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“Last May, as a groundswell built demanding public scrutiny of the Justice Department's records on Epstein, the agency ran into a problem: it had already destroyed its master copy of surveillance video from Epstein's final hours in the Metropolitan Correctional Center.”
Newly released documents show the FBI's scramble to explain last year why it released a screen recording with a missing minute from the night Jeffrey Epstein died, instead of the original footage.
Mystery of the missing minute from Epstein jail solved
Documents that were part of the Epstein files release help explain why a video released from the night of Epstein's death was missing one minute close to midnight.
cbsn.ws
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
“Last May, as a groundswell built demanding public scrutiny of the Justice Department's records on Epstein, the agency ran into a problem: it had already destroyed its master copy of surveillance video from Epstein's final hours in the Metropolitan Correctional Center.”
