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carrion.bsky.social
the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
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sweetmax.bsky.social
had to get a dashcam because people trying to fake an accident, kept reversing into the front of my dragula
carrion.bsky.social
wife: “is there something wrong”

ICE guy: “the frog air humped me again”

wife: “no, I meant why haven’t you signed the divorce papers already”
carrion.bsky.social
BREAKING: JFK Jr has announced that drinking the yogurt water causes autism
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helldude.bsky.social
it did not for one second occur to me that democrats are afraid to speak out about the troops invading our cities because they're worried it's a trap to make them look soft on crime. do these guys have working brains
carrion.bsky.social
You’re telling me that in a confrontation between ICE and police, members of either group will get hurt and I’m not supposed to find that satisfying, lmaooo
asharangappa.bsky.social
Ordering state police to have a confrontation with federal agents or the military — while it might “feel” satisfying to some — is a recipe for disaster, one in which someone will get hurt, and provide the exact pretext they are looking for to…do something worse. Pritzker is right here, sorry
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
If you still know anyone who imagines that Pritzker or Johnson will order police under their command to arrest federal agents, you can send them this (1hr12min42sec timestamp). They are explicit that they will not and they view courts as only venue for enforcement.

www.youtube.com/live/vqP4YFV...
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helldude.bsky.social
go start it then, officer
asharangappa.bsky.social
We’re in a moment now where it would be worth people taking three hours to watch Gandhi, particularly the scene of the salt march. There is value to making the brutality of your opponent so plain as day that no one can argue with it. The clarity of that brought down an empire
carrion.bsky.social
What’s the abusive and harmful language, Jim?
carrion.bsky.social
this was a thing i did in an attempt to improve my general experience here, that’s all!
carrion.bsky.social
the list is back up, it has a grand total of 2 accounts (that’s how many were added before the shadow ban). I’ll add as i encounter slop. Do not send me slop.
carrion.bsky.social
the wise admins of bluesky have decided that creating a moderation list of AI slop posters is a no no

Hi there,
Your Bluesky account
(@carrion.bsky.social) has created a list called "Al Slop Posters" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues.
- Harmful language such as insults or slurs
- Unverified claims
- Appears intended to shame or abuse users
carrion.bsky.social
this feels very shame-y!
carrion.bsky.social
0 is great anything above zero is bad
carrion.bsky.social
that’s the pants index
carrion.bsky.social
A moderation list of people posting AI slop isn’t a shame list, it’s something they are posting and I’m trying to avoid you fucking weirdo
carrion.bsky.social
that’s impossible, your pizzas always look amazing
carrion.bsky.social
Not ruling it out, but also people use lists in a harassing way constantly that nothing ever seems to get done about.