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the CEO at my last job used to say he'd love to give us more "percs and bennies" and i was like hell yeah man and it took a solid month to realize he was talking about perks and benefits
Buckaroo Banzai 2

Logan starring Glenn Danzig

3 Fast, 3 Furious

And also I would sentence anyone making a film adaption of Blood Meridian to death
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
welp one of them is olivia nuzzi, mystery solved
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the dem socialist mayor of ny just went on the adam friedland show is a sentence that would get you institutionalized 8 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
get a load of this loser over there trying roast everyone with grok, anyways where were we? ah yes, so you see andor cant technically be ranked with the movies but
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
your list of ranked star war movies is really coo- just kidding, shut the fuck up nerd
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
if someone hacked grok and made it tell him to [redacted] himself, he would
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
surefire way to fix Bluesky: make this followers to following ratio a capital crime
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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throwing stink eye like I'm the glare bitch project
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
sending my wife cute pics of our toddler
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
trump-mamdani meeting showing that you a) don’t have to debase yourself kissing his ass and that b) he will only walk over establishment Dems he perceives as weak (all of them)
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this meeting is frankly bizarre m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw...
LIVE: Trump and Mamdani meeting at the White House
YouTube video by Associated Press
m.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@crow.house.gov hey rep crow why did you leave this up on x and not Bluesky, who’s this messaging for exactly, lmao
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You just voted for a bill that’s says that only happens under socialism you dumbass
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
taco bell always makes me feel sleepy and sad, it is the lana del rey of food
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
HOUSE RESOLUTION TO MAKE MY CONSTITUENTS STOP DOING THE JERK OFF HAND MOTION AT MY TOWN HALLS. !!!.!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM