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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · Dec 6

the pit

illustration. a throng of sweaty humanoid creatures gathers around a group of musicians. the singer is leaning into the crowd, grabbing a blushing concert goer and hollering just inches from their face. the blushing creature thinks “the first time we met… i didn’t like heavy music.”
i drew it homoerotic on purpose

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 13h

cough drops in oat milk like cereal

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 1d

she fucking got me

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 25

A woman looks at Alex as if she's trying to discern something about her. The woman points her finger at Alex and says "Primus Fan..." Alex looks self-aware. Then she lowers her head and sheepishly confesses "...yeah."

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Spooky Boo @spookyboo.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, not sorry, neighbors.

Multiple plastic skeletons bow down on the grass or kneel with their palms up towards their god - the 12’ plastic skeleton standing behind the fence line

Two plastic skeletons bow on their knees in the grass while one has a single knee down and his palms outstretched towards their god - the 12’ plastic skeleton standing behind the wood fence

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 2d

absentmindedly rolled a strand of my hair into a joint and it was sticking out the end like you’re supposed to pull it for a surprise

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Stealth Archer ⚔️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏹 @stealtharcher.net · 3d

It’s Gonemage Day!!

• On @fiadh.bsky.social for tapes/vinyl:
fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/coldes...

• Direct from @gonemage.bsky.social for digital:
gonemage.bandcamp.com/album/coldes...

Featuring me on track 4 😎🤌Thanks to Garry again for the invite to create this, it’s a huge honor to be part of it.

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 4d

god i love a Kurosawa fight scene. nobody makes me that scared that i, in the audience, am about to die soon and i’m going to see and feel it the whole time, oh no!

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 5d

The WHO'S HARRY CRUMB theme is a goddamn banger.

youtu.be/uRT5IRpSpOA

Big Fun (Harry Crumb) - The Temptations - Who's Harry Crumb?

YouTube video by Soundtracks and More

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 5d

Elfs. Dwarfs. Hobbix.

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all eves' willow 🎃 @willow.meangirls.online · 6d

a 160 hot dog omelette for the whole village

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Rachel Cholst @rachelcholst.bsky.social · 6d

Moreover, I am especially grateful to artists like @idiotwitchamelia.bsky.social, @jessyedmusic.bsky.social, @rhinestonetomboy.bsky.social, and @paisleyfields.bsky.social for giving of themselves when it would be so much easier not to

nodepression.org/queer-countr...

QUEER COUNTRY: Will You Let Queer Country Be Outlawed?

“Outlaw country” often evokes a certain rough-and-tumble (cis white) dude — The kind of person who doesn’t take any shit and isn’t interested in conforming to Music Row’s ideals of what it means to “b...

nodepression.org

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 6d

bestial surf rock. blackened calypso.

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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 7d

Citadel and storm

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 7d

cover up

found sculpture, a big wad of HVAC waste with multi-colored and textured fibers interspersed in a wooly nest-like structure.

all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 7d

just described the raspberry as a fruit that’s all elbows

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 8d

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 8d

pitched-down cuica is what they call me down by the docks

all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 8d

i feel like the pitched-down cuica in this song some days m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFU1...

Prove It

YouTube video by Michael Henderson - Topic

m.youtube.com

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 8d

eerie false daylight on the sponge. wouldn’t it be fun if tennis players called it that? the sponge?

all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 8d

play ball!

a tennis court at night, eerie false daylight on the sponge. wouldn’t it be fun if tennis players called the court that. the sponge.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 8d

I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 8d

restaurants with an area that used to seat more people

restaurant bathroom corridor with warm saffron walls. at the other end is a buffet and seating area in disuse. there is only daylight from the window in the other room.

all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 8d

:helicopter flies over: i hope that someone’s just real sick

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rexalogy @rexalogy.bsky.social · 19d

Dog Semiotic

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all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 9d

a one woman stage adaptation of mr bean directed by lars von trier. asking my spouse to run a tape recorder to capture the BESTIAL noises of surprise i make, once more, seven or eight times before the sesame seeds get sprinkled

all staff eaten @cartoonmouse.bsky.social · 9d

i can wear corded headphones anywhere on earth except for my own kitchen, where they catch on idk, a ladybug’s dream and are yanked so violently from my ears, launching my phone out of my pocket and clattering across the floor into the next room, seven or eight times in the course of cooking dinner

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