ness the scary clown
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Hi! I'm Ness! I carve block prints and stamps! Here's some of them!
A block printed image inspired by medieval alchemy scrolls. On top is a banner that reads "Just do whatever." Beneath the banner is a sun and moon motif overlapping with a dragon serpent. The serpent is biting its own tail, which drips blood onto the final element, an egg with the head of a hen and a rooster emerging from inside. On the left and right is a fleur de lis motif. A block print based on the Animorphs cover showing a human child transforming into a tiger, in 5 stages. A block print of Charizard, based on the original Charizard pokemon card. There is a small Charmeleon in one corner and an "edition 1" mark in another. Charizard is blowing fire and surrounded by sparkles. Fifteen different designs of pink rubber stamps with wine cork backs. From left to right, top to bottom: an onion, a scallion, a bug, a cat with a heart, a snail, a leek, a mushroom, a banana, a mouse, a bird, a sword, moon phases, the Trans icon with majesty, a dandelion, and a cat smoking a cigarette
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🤍🖤🐢🐘🖤🤍 Stunning
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cait.bsky.social
don't forget! fuck the salvation army
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It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
carvingclown.bsky.social
I love the "normal animal" pets, I would sell my soul for a few more average dogs! Not that I don't love my vanilla N64-lookin' mastiffs, but every time a nice new dog model turns up I yearn.
carvingclown.bsky.social
sorry im about to turn into a wow account
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carvingclown.bsky.social
me before I've had my coffee
wowpetopia.bsky.social
Out of interest, here are examples of the disasters you get if you try to swap skins between Arathi and Amani lynxes, no matter how similar the two models appear.
Front-on view of the brown Amani texture on the Arathi lynx model. The body mostly looks right, but the face is very messed up, especially the ear textures are whack and the eye sockets are in the wrong place. Front-on view of the red Arathi texture on the Amani lynx model. The body mostly looks right, but the face is very messed up, especially the ear and mane textures are whack the eye sockets are too wide, and the nose appears wide and looks like it's made of putty.
carvingclown.bsky.social
Oh my god I LOVE these abominations
carvingclown.bsky.social
I'm doing ichtober where once a day I get parasites all over my gills
carvingclown.bsky.social
these fucking assholes with the time and money to do literally anything they want, and they spend all their time bullying vulnerable people. Just appalling.
carvingclown.bsky.social
This is such a lovely plate...They used it recently for a "Carmilla" cover, and it looks great, except there aren't any bats in the book.
carvingclown.bsky.social
Love love love these books, it's so nice to see art for them!
carvingclown.bsky.social
Good! Now no HP collabs, please!
carvingclown.bsky.social
honest to god, if you had a human employee that lied 1 out of every 2 times you spoke to them they would be fired so fast
carvingclown.bsky.social
that emoji knife nearly got me!!! be careful!!!
carvingclown.bsky.social
It's really lovely! Strongly green without being neon or garish.
carvingclown.bsky.social
like writing your beloved's name in the sand...
carvingclown.bsky.social
Some of my Neopets can drink
carvingclown.bsky.social
Soooooo crisp!! Just lovely. And what a great green.