Chris Buchner
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Writer. Editor. Saturday morning historian. All opinions are my own and do not reflect any of my associations.
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Over on the bad place, I started a pinned thread inspired by hitting my 65K issue milestone in my comics collection. Now at 85K, I've decided to rescue that thread and bring it over here.

Here are some highlights of my collection:
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NEW EPISODE! In 1984, DIC Entertainment released one of the shortest running shows of #SaturdayMorning: WOLF ROCK TV. Considered to be #LostMedia, this is the story of it's creation, cast, and how it was found. Give a howl for the Wolfman, baby!

Find it here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Do you know what is stupid... A middle-aged loser that grew up with privilege pretending to be trailer trash.
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Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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Before Xitter went to hell, I actually considered starting an account called Unsolicited Dick Pics and posting a Dick pic every hour.
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So Qatar went from "funding terrorism" in 2017 to "come and build a military base here" in 2025.

Although I guess the "funding terrorism" part is still true...it's just now they're funding the domestic terrorists known as the Repuglican party.
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In 2017, Trump publicly accused Qatar of funding terrorism.

Today, the regime announced that Qatari pilots will train at a U.S base in Idaho.

I’m sure Bondi’s established and well-documented relationship with Qatari leaders & investors has nothing to do with this, or the plane. Total coincidence
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Sending billions to Argentina while laying off Americans at home.

Letting Qatar build a base on US soil coz they bribed Trump with a plane and are investing billions in his personal business ventures.

Doesn’t seem like “America First”, does it?
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Argentina gets $20 billion. Qatar gets an air base on US soil. Dipshit gets nearly $1 billion to retrofit his flying bribe. ICE gets $11.25 billion added to their annual detention budget.

But our enlisted personnel are currently hitting up food banks to fucking eat because they aren't getting paid.
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Soldiers lined up at the food bank.
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Mickey Mouse (2013): "Ghoul Friend"

Mickey's car breaks down in a spooky graveyard and he's pursued by a ghoul that resembles Goofy.

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Mickey laughs to himself while a Goofy ghoul lumbers behind.
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: "Life's a Masquerade"

While the Rangers attend a Halloween party at the Youth Center, Rita mines for a special clay that will allow her to make Super Putties and sends the Frankenstein Monster to the party.

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The Rangers at the Halloween party.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: "Luna Eclipsed"

Princess Luna visits Ponyville on Nightmare Night, but her presence constantly being greeted by screams and fleeing over her past as Nightmare Moon has Luna decide to banish the holiday forever.

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The ponies gather at the base of the Nightmare Moon statue.
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Norman Picklestripes: "Happy Owlween"

The residents of Plywood forest get ready to celebrate Halloween in different ways, but Fred's desire to decorate everything with webs causes quite a few sticky situations.

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The pumpkin that will host a Halloween party in the woods.
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Pinky and the Brain: "A Pinky and the Brain Halloween"

When Brain learns that Pinky made a deal so that Brain could rule the world, Brain goes on a quest to save his friend's soul.

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Brain makes a deal with the devil.
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ound Puppies (2010): "Nightmare on Pound Street"

The puppies try to find the weird-looking Freddie a home.

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The pups try to figure out what to do about the weird-looking Freddie.
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Primos: "Summer of Hacienda Chills"

Lotlot figures out the epicenter of all the weirdness they've been experiencing this summer is a tree that has been desecrated by someone.

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The desecrated tree bleeds an ever-rising stream of sap.
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The Reluctant Dragon & Mr. Toad Show: "The Haunted Castle"

King Herman forces Tobias to spend the night in a castle that ends up being haunted by King Arthur and some of his knights.

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The king before an army of ghost knights.
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Scooby-Doo and Scrappy Doo (1980): "Mummy's the Word"

A sandstorm puts the gang in proximity of a pyramid that happens to be inhabited by a mummy.

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Shaggy, Scooby and Scrappy meet the mummy.
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The Smurfs (1981): "The Haunted Castle"

Taking refuge from a storm puts Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Brainy, Johan and Peewit in the company of a ghost.

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Johan and Peewit with the ghost.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: "Scaredy Pants"

After being frightened by the story of the Flying Dutchman, SpongeBob decides to scare everyone at the Krusty Krab Halloween party by dressing up as the ghost. Unfortunately, the real ghost decides to attend as well.

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SpongeBob giving out candy to trick-or-treaters.
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Spooky season may be upon us, but there was still some new TV to be found!

These are the Saturday morning schedules that debuted today 60 years ago on ABC and 15 years ago on NBC.
ABC Saturday morning schedule that debuted on 1965: Shenanigans at 10:00, The Beatles at 10:30, The New Casper Cartoon Show at 11:00, The Porky Pig Show at 11:30, The Bugs Bunny Show at 12:00, & Milton the Monster at 12:30.
NBC Saturday morning schedule that debuted in 2010: Turbo Dogs at 10:00, Shelldon at 10:30, The Magic School Bus at 11:00, Babar at 11:30, Willa's Wild Life at 12:00, & Pearlie at 12:30.
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: "Witch's Brew"

Ace goes back to school to find a missing bat.

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Ace caught between two witches.
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Back at the Barnyard: "Barnyards and Broomsticks"

Pip tells the others a campfire story about a witch, and when they end up at an old woman’s house full of sweets in the woods Otis fears they've found her.

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A witch flying on a broom.
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The Casagrandes: "Curse of the Candy Goblin"

A competition to get the most candy leads the kids to ignore a sign warning them to only take one piece of candy from the haunted house's bowl.

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Doc McStuffins: "Boo-Hoo to You"

Doc helps a toy ghost overcome his fear of Halloween decorations.

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Doc McStuffins and a toy ghost in a pumpkin.
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Eek! The Cat: "Boo Thunder"

Scooter invents Halloween where they scare their neighbors with masks while the Thuggosaurs create a lava-covered robot for their next attack.

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Scooter shows off his scary mask.
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Freakazoid!: "House of Freakazoid"

A werewolf comes to Freakazoid for help in keeping from transforming.

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The wolf man.