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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢

@celestephase.bsky.social

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Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 2h

I thought you'd never ask. We're on our way! I have a Canadian Thanksgiving playlist all ready to go.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 2h

The person who told you you could bring it without knowing what they were talking about is the idiot, you are just generous and kind. So impressed!

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 4h

Make me

Handwritten sign says:

If getting any Pipe, you must now take the FULL LENGTH.

Thanks Manager

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 4h

With both hands, always.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 5h

If I die I die

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 7h

Best person on the internet making a Thanksgiving meal for the retirement home residents

Ian Fortified with Sexy (but spooky) Vitamins @ianfortey.bsky.social · 7h

Turkey is stuffed and in the oven. 34 deviled eggs are done. Gonna make mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese yet, then reheat the squash from yesterday, some gravy, and boom. Pack it up with the pies and I'm off like a bandit.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 8h

Rollin up those sleeves and using your forearms

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 8h

Those are some pretty celery dices you got there.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 22h

Well hello there, I think you will find that I meet your criteria

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 22h

I love the little devil

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 22h

I'd be more surprised if you were not being decadent.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 22h

Oh my goddddd do you ever know how to live?

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 23h

Which cheeses did you land on?

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 23h

Hholesome fun

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 23h

We could make them together! That would be so fun.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

I could eat two pies by myself easily

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

Oh this will be wonderful! Aren't they lucky?

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

Been looking wistfully out the window and listening to "Fucking My Heart in the Ass" on repeat

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

...when I let myself slow down and think about things

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
*growling and biting*

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so excited about this.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

Are you today's date because you are 10 out of 10 😏

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

The Grimace can be a dildo if you just put some elbow grease into it.

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine the absolute GOD who is at the intersection of all three. It might be me. You don't even know.

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