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@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
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Stage IV cancer.
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Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
I hope this day finds you at peace! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hope this day finds you at peace! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
Jesus fought a turkey so you could give that bird a dry rub, never forget the reason behind the season
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jesus fought a turkey so you could give that bird a dry rub, never forget the reason behind the season
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For $5, Fergus will come to your Thanksgiving dinner, eat a turkey leg, and be a general distraction. If any of your relatives talk nonsense he will immediately ask "is this because I'm black?" and make the rest of the dinner awkward.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For $5, Fergus will come to your Thanksgiving dinner, eat a turkey leg, and be a general distraction. If any of your relatives talk nonsense he will immediately ask "is this because I'm black?" and make the rest of the dinner awkward.
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ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
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There is nothing I detest more than people coopting social justice language and therapy speak to justify being harmful or jerks or harmful jerks.
Pay the writers, good god
Pay the writers, good god
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There is nothing I detest more than people coopting social justice language and therapy speak to justify being harmful or jerks or harmful jerks.
Pay the writers, good god
Pay the writers, good god
My favorite part of Stranger Things season 4 was when this asshole took a roller skate to the face.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My favorite part of Stranger Things season 4 was when this asshole took a roller skate to the face.
It makes me sad when other women delete their selfies, yet I delete mine ALL THE TIME. Why are we even like this?
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It makes me sad when other women delete their selfies, yet I delete mine ALL THE TIME. Why are we even like this?
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nothing puts me in a better mood than wearing my sunday best to get groped by tsa 🇺🇸
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
nothing puts me in a better mood than wearing my sunday best to get groped by tsa 🇺🇸
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Writer may be the only job where you can work for 100+ hours and then charge $2.99 for what you produced and someone will call you greedy with a complete lack of self awareness because you aren't offering it for free on Kindle.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Writer may be the only job where you can work for 100+ hours and then charge $2.99 for what you produced and someone will call you greedy with a complete lack of self awareness because you aren't offering it for free on Kindle.
November is Lung Cancer Awareness month.
I am so sad to report that advocate and stage 4 lung cancer patient Ashley Vassallo passed away last week at the age of 37 after being diagnosed in 2022 (after 366 days of being misdiagnosed).
I am so sad to report that advocate and stage 4 lung cancer patient Ashley Vassallo passed away last week at the age of 37 after being diagnosed in 2022 (after 366 days of being misdiagnosed).
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
November is Lung Cancer Awareness month.
I am so sad to report that advocate and stage 4 lung cancer patient Ashley Vassallo passed away last week at the age of 37 after being diagnosed in 2022 (after 366 days of being misdiagnosed).
I am so sad to report that advocate and stage 4 lung cancer patient Ashley Vassallo passed away last week at the age of 37 after being diagnosed in 2022 (after 366 days of being misdiagnosed).
Who's been a good boy all year? This guy!!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Who's been a good boy all year? This guy!!!
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Does this one count?
Does this one count?
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Does this one count?
Does this one count?
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Twitter used to be about responding to a James woods rant with a picture of Yoda eating pussy. It was a paradise
The most bitchmade behavior and the most pathetic thing I’ve seen on what was once Twitter. That site used to be beautiful. Celebrities threatening to kill anonymous accounts and anonymous accounts responding with pictures of old men blowing each other. Now it’s filled with pissbaby conservatives
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Twitter used to be about responding to a James woods rant with a picture of Yoda eating pussy. It was a paradise
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Nobody has a cuter selfie. Kitten is here though.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nobody has a cuter selfie. Kitten is here though.
Stop. This is a selfie checkpoint. Repost with a cute selfie to proceed ₍^. .^₎⟆
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Stop. This is a selfie checkpoint. Repost with a cute selfie to proceed ₍^. .^₎⟆
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little bug standing with her hands on her hips trying to remember what blade of grass she laid 10,000 eggs on
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
little bug standing with her hands on her hips trying to remember what blade of grass she laid 10,000 eggs on
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Are you eating 3 meals a day still? Greedy. Start sleeping 12 hours a day, you can cut that back to 2. Only get up to go to work, maybe you just need 1. Or swap days! You eat today, your kids eat tomorrow! Grandma's almost dead, so fuck her needs. Paying for heat? Pfft. Burn trash in a barrel.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Are you eating 3 meals a day still? Greedy. Start sleeping 12 hours a day, you can cut that back to 2. Only get up to go to work, maybe you just need 1. Or swap days! You eat today, your kids eat tomorrow! Grandma's almost dead, so fuck her needs. Paying for heat? Pfft. Burn trash in a barrel.
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She mentioned that RFK has kinks, and lucky for you I found this exclusive clip that he recorded.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
She mentioned that RFK has kinks, and lucky for you I found this exclusive clip that he recorded.
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Sometimes you find an old take out menu and see the most expensive sandwich on it was like 7 bucks and then you cry a little
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sometimes you find an old take out menu and see the most expensive sandwich on it was like 7 bucks and then you cry a little
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It's that time of year! I'm doing custom stories! $0.10 per word for any genre, any topic, anything you can imagine. I've been doing these since Twitter. Get your dad a story in which he & Bigfoot fight Martians. Or maybe your cat needs to fight space Nazis. Or maybe you want Hobbit smut. Hit me up!
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's that time of year! I'm doing custom stories! $0.10 per word for any genre, any topic, anything you can imagine. I've been doing these since Twitter. Get your dad a story in which he & Bigfoot fight Martians. Or maybe your cat needs to fight space Nazis. Or maybe you want Hobbit smut. Hit me up!
12 years! Happy birthday wishes and some brick oven pizza crust for Sully
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
12 years! Happy birthday wishes and some brick oven pizza crust for Sully
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I wish more people just took up hobbies like reading about trebuchets. Learning how to build trebuchets. Setting up trebuchets one block over and launching balloons full of piss at people dressed like combat idiots so that their costumes would smell like piss from a trebuchet.
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I wish more people just took up hobbies like reading about trebuchets. Learning how to build trebuchets. Setting up trebuchets one block over and launching balloons full of piss at people dressed like combat idiots so that their costumes would smell like piss from a trebuchet.
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Let's get married!!! Wooooooo!!!!!
You know this woman is behind every picnic, potluck, and bake sale at her church and her dreadful potato salad is chock full of mayonnaise, raisins, and canned peas or some shit.
NEW: Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn ruling that legalized gay marriage:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Let's get married!!! Wooooooo!!!!!
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Lots of people trying to argue that the person kicking you in the gut is the one you need to criticize, not the one who laced up his boots and man, trust me, you can criticize both.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Lots of people trying to argue that the person kicking you in the gut is the one you need to criticize, not the one who laced up his boots and man, trust me, you can criticize both.