Krewe of ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
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Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
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Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
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That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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You know those steaks you don't currently buy because they're too expensive? A marionette made out of ululating ghosts and discarded ostrich leather wants you to eat two at a time now.
New federal dietary guidelines recommend significantly increasing daily protein intake, emphasizing animal sources, but some nutrition experts caution that most adults already consume adequate protein.
New diet guidelines say to double up on protein, but nutrition experts are wary
Protein just got a big boost from U.S. health officials.
medicalxpress.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
You know those steaks you don't currently buy because they're too expensive? A marionette made out of ululating ghosts and discarded ostrich leather wants you to eat two at a time now.
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One of my favorite genre of articles is "what do you mean animals aren't braindead meat bags?" There's no end to them. Anytime a bird solves a puzzle, a monkey presses a button, an orca wears a salmon for a hat, someone from the 16th century is blown away by how animals might have brains!
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
One of my favorite genre of articles is "what do you mean animals aren't braindead meat bags?" There's no end to them. Anytime a bird solves a puzzle, a monkey presses a button, an orca wears a salmon for a hat, someone from the 16th century is blown away by how animals might have brains!
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nic cage movie posters but with muppets: thread
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
nic cage movie posters but with muppets: thread
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Sadistic Son Of A Bitch Only Primary Physician In Affordable Health Plan
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Sadistic Son Of A Bitch Only Primary Physician In Affordable Health Plan
What's a horror movie scene that stays with you viscerally?
Mine is Jordan Peele's fantastic and underappreciated Nope, when people are lined up inside the entity, alongside their loved ones, powerless to escape, deliberately kept alive, waiting to be slowly digested.
Mine is Jordan Peele's fantastic and underappreciated Nope, when people are lined up inside the entity, alongside their loved ones, powerless to escape, deliberately kept alive, waiting to be slowly digested.
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
What's a horror movie scene that stays with you viscerally?
Mine is Jordan Peele's fantastic and underappreciated Nope, when people are lined up inside the entity, alongside their loved ones, powerless to escape, deliberately kept alive, waiting to be slowly digested.
Mine is Jordan Peele's fantastic and underappreciated Nope, when people are lined up inside the entity, alongside their loved ones, powerless to escape, deliberately kept alive, waiting to be slowly digested.
The Women and Lung Cancer Research and Preventative Services Act passed the House yesterday. Now it's time for the Senate to act on it. Lung cancer is the leading cause of cancer death for women, globally and in the U.S., with rising numbers of nonsmoking, younger women being diagnosed every year.
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The Women and Lung Cancer Research and Preventative Services Act passed the House yesterday. Now it's time for the Senate to act on it. Lung cancer is the leading cause of cancer death for women, globally and in the U.S., with rising numbers of nonsmoking, younger women being diagnosed every year.
My Roman Empire is Tom Holland's 2017 performance in Lip Sync Battle
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
My Roman Empire is Tom Holland's 2017 performance in Lip Sync Battle
I added inverted rows to my workout for the first time ever and TIL that there are 40 muscles in the back, all of which are on fiiiiiiiiiiire
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I added inverted rows to my workout for the first time ever and TIL that there are 40 muscles in the back, all of which are on fiiiiiiiiiiire
A film that exceeded my expectations was Good Boy
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
A film that exceeded my expectations was Good Boy
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The Hmong are here because they fought for the US in a war we lost.
"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”"
"“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
"“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
A St. Paul resident says federal officers knocked on her door and asked her to identify Hmong and Asian households in her North End neighborhood last week.
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The Hmong are here because they fought for the US in a war we lost.
Who else is excited about their new workout playlist for '26?
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Who else is excited about their new workout playlist for '26?
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the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier
WELL DESERVED 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Indy the Dog just fetched the win! 🐶🏆 First animal ever to take Best Performance in a Horror/Thriller at the Astra Film Awards for GOOD BOY. Who’s a good boy? EVERYONE’S good boy now! 🎬😱
January 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
WELL DESERVED 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Slightly diminish a band:
Butthole Floaters
Butthole Floaters
Slightly diminish a band:
Blue Oyster Weird But Ultimately Harmless Religious Sect
Blue Oyster Weird But Ultimately Harmless Religious Sect
Slightly diminish a band:
9,998 Maniacs.
9,998 Maniacs.
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Butthole Floaters
Butthole Floaters
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Here is my cat when he was an actual kitten. A lady in a parking lot gave him to me in a basket after her son rescued him from some boys who were throwing him to dogs. He was a small man. Now he is a robust fellow.
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Here is my cat when he was an actual kitten. A lady in a parking lot gave him to me in a basket after her son rescued him from some boys who were throwing him to dogs. He was a small man. Now he is a robust fellow.
For whom it may concern, here is a summer sausage.
January 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
For whom it may concern, here is a summer sausage.
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*someone gets murdered*
this seems less safe! Teamwork is the key!
Every US politician deserves to be thrown off a cliff by sasquatch.
this seems less safe! Teamwork is the key!
Every US politician deserves to be thrown off a cliff by sasquatch.
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
*someone gets murdered*
this seems less safe! Teamwork is the key!
Every US politician deserves to be thrown off a cliff by sasquatch.
this seems less safe! Teamwork is the key!
Every US politician deserves to be thrown off a cliff by sasquatch.
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stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
My queen Amber Glenn nailing the everliving fuck out of this routine is the timeline cleanse we all need right now
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
My queen Amber Glenn nailing the everliving fuck out of this routine is the timeline cleanse we all need right now
Popular!
You're gonna be pop-uuu-lar
*sproing sproing sproing*
You're gonna be pop-uuu-lar
*sproing sproing sproing*
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Popular!
You're gonna be pop-uuu-lar
*sproing sproing sproing*
You're gonna be pop-uuu-lar
*sproing sproing sproing*
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One of my favorite things in all of science fiction is the Vulcan race from Star Trek because no one has ever written them or portrayed them correctly since Leonard Nimoy. Inexplicably, every writer & actor has decided that suppressed emotions & logic means smug dickhead who clearly gets angry.
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
One of my favorite things in all of science fiction is the Vulcan race from Star Trek because no one has ever written them or portrayed them correctly since Leonard Nimoy. Inexplicably, every writer & actor has decided that suppressed emotions & logic means smug dickhead who clearly gets angry.