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HellaKitty 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 🦃
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
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Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️‍🌈
12 years! Happy birthday wishes and some brick oven pizza crust for Sully
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I wish more people just took up hobbies like reading about trebuchets. Learning how to build trebuchets. Setting up trebuchets one block over and launching balloons full of piss at people dressed like combat idiots so that their costumes would smell like piss from a trebuchet.
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Let's get married!!! Wooooooo!!!!!
You know this woman is behind every picnic, potluck, and bake sale at her church and her dreadful potato salad is chock full of mayonnaise, raisins, and canned peas or some shit.
NEW: Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn ruling that legalized gay marriage:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Lots of people trying to argue that the person kicking you in the gut is the one you need to criticize, not the one who laced up his boots and man, trust me, you can criticize both.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Ferg in exclusive snow-motion technology
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Happy trees ain't cheap! www.bonhams.com/auction/3094...
I've never seen an actual Bob Ross painting for sale*, and lo, here are two.

* ngl I've never looked
greg.org/archive/2025...
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I am snort laughing
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Very encouraging news across the board tonight. It can be really disheartening to see the same bullshit again and again, to feel like nothing you do is ever going to work, to see the most vile people in the world keep winning. But we can see that's not always true. Better late than never.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I'm told this is the Beaver Moon.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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60,000 white flags going up on the National Mall, since November is Lung Cancer Awareness Month. Each flag represents two lives lost to #lungcancer. I'll share my story Weds. at news conference, ahead of @lungevity.bsky.social "Breathe Deep" event, Sat. Nov. 8 on the Mall. fundraise.lungevity.org/dc
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Everyone deserves healthcare. If you have a right to life, you should have a right to preserve and keep that life. They shouldn't make you pay for it. Shouldn't be a for-profit business.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Nobody makes good fossil fish masks so this year I knocked out a Protosphyraena for myself!

A little cardboard and superglue goes a long way when paired with obsession
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Quote post the movie you're watching to finish off Halloween the right way 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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This is a good start, but people should also be free to drive on whatever side of the highway feels appropriate to them.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Fringe-lipped bats caught their prey about half the time. For reference, lions only catch around 14 percent of their prey, while polar bears can grab as little as two percent of their targets" fuck yeah, little buddies!
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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We actually mic'd this little guy up to hear what he had to say during filming. Here's the transcript:

Whoa... oof. Okay. Slow down...whoa. Whoa! WHOA! AAAAGGH! AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The monstrously beautiful #shrimp #Cerataspis #monstrosa. Seen here as its #larval stage, spinning crazy spirals. I’ve let the speed increase up to its real-life speed at the end to give you an impression of how it really swims, and the difficulties in filming it😵‍💫.
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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With alt text.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The Autopsy of Jane Doe is such a clever, creepy mindfuck, and it's even weirder now that I can't see Brian Cox as anyone but Logan Roy.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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It's Devil's Night and that means the Devil eats free at Olive Garden.
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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If somehow you have not yet stumbled across this perfect video, ‘tis the season. Volume up, and enjoy. m.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ...
Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Halloween Feast
YouTube video by Zooniversity1
m.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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When Luke heard the crying in the woods, he thought it was a child, a baby lost in the murk and the muck. That's what he thought. At first.

#Horrorsky #ShortStory #Shorts #Horror

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Weeper
Weeper By Ian Fortey Heart o’ the wood, lost under bough Ignore the baby’s cry Run ‘long home, don’t ask how Or you’ll be the next to die Children’s nursery rhyme Date unknown Black Brook Forest wa...
docs.google.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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so much depends
upon

the infected
monkeys

glazed with herpes
Hep C

and a dash
of COVID.
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM