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HellaKitty 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 🦃
@celestephase.bsky.social
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Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
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Stage IV cancer.
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celestephase.bsky.social
12 years! Happy birthday wishes and some brick oven pizza crust for Sully
White and black shih tzu boy with a blue bow tie and a blue party hat with the number 12 in gold sitting on a chair in a festive courtyard.
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
it's very fitting that they have their own food 👑
White and black Shih Tzu wearing a tie sits at the table for dinner like a little man.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
A sign reading "Coventry Canal" on which the C-O-V-E-N and the second C are faded in such a way that the sign reads "try anal".
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
Quote post the movie you're watching to finish off Halloween the right way 🎃
Poster for the movie Trick 'r Treat shows a creepy little trick or treater dressed in burlap and button eyes.
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
Anything for Jackson was the perfect follow-up. Those Canadians really know how to make a sinister movie. 10/10 and thanks for the recommendation, Ian!
Poster for the horror film "Anything for Jackson". Image shows a pregnant woman's silhouette flanked by a man and a woman shown in red. Inside the silhouette is a child standing on a staircase.
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
The Autopsy of Jane Doe is such a clever, creepy mindfuck, and it's even weirder now that I can't see Brian Cox as anyone but Logan Roy.
Movie poster for The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Image is of a dark haired woman's head with white eyes.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
Today is Dia de los Muertos for pets. Happy memories of my very best girl Gabby, all my love and gratitude!
A picture of my late dog Gabby, a white and silver miniature poodle terrier mix, along with her ashes, her paw print, a sparkly green skull, a blue flower, and a pale teal candle that is lit, all arranged together in a shrine.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
On what would have been Carrie Fisher's 69th birthday, please remember that she would have absolutely hated A.I.
October 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
He knows where his bread is buttered.
White and black shih tzu dog sleeping while wearing an off white sweater with a heart that says Mom
October 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
Riverside patio dining with the gentleman
White and black Shih Tzu sitting as a gentleman does in a white chair on a patio.
October 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Timeline cleanse

French musician Plumes serenades the animals; the tiger singing along is 🤌🏻
(From plumesofficiel)
October 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
19 days til Halloween and he's doing Irving Rosenfeld in American Hustle.
A white dog with black ears wearing a comb-over.
October 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Here's a visual
A shih tzu wearing a puffer vest and running at an incredible rate of speed.
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
Make me
Handwritten sign says: If getting any Pipe, you must now take the FULL LENGTH. Thanks Manager
October 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
15 seconds of my short almond silver cateye nails, I have no idea what the people want!
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
a bit tied up but still drooling over all the fall foliage and Halloween mayhem 👻⚰️🔪
A black leather adjustable strap with a mouth-sized orange jackolantern ball at the center.
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Good Boy movie is out today!
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
"jokes" from "comedians"
Screenshot from "US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’" by Seth Simons, The Guardian 9/30/25: Distefano, chatting with Halkias, joked that an upside to the kingdom's repression of women is that his fiancee can't come with him. Mark Normand, on the other hand, joked he would bring his wife to show her how good she has it in America: “I want to be like, ‘You see? You think I'm an asshole? Well, they'll cut your clit off, bitch.”
September 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Looby dooby do where are you?
"puts my lube in one of these for Halloween season" Image shows 3 halloween themed soap dispensers, a black cat, an orange pumpkin, and a white ghost.
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Monday timeline cleanse
"A Midnight Snack"
September 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
I imagine (charitably) that he looks like an oversized thumb on top of a loaf of white bread.
Dedra Meero from the Star Wars series Andor sneers in disgust at the image on the phone.
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

There were a lot of good albums!
Liz Phair Exile in Guyville album cover showing a pale skinned light haired femme person with their mouth open, wearing necklaces. PJ Harvey Rid of Me album cover is a black and white image of a long dark haired PJ Harvey swinging their hair over their head. Elastica's 1995 album Elastica showing the word Elastica in a red cursive font, with a black and white image of the members of elastica wearing all black and standing in front of a brick wall. Portishead Dummy album cover shows a still image of vocalist Beth Gibbons from the band's short film, To Kill a Dead Man, showing her restrained in a chair under blue lighting.
September 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
celestephase.bsky.social
Me: *swallows 8-10 per night*
Hand-sized, biting spiders are coming to your home looking for sex The peak time to see them is 7.35pm, an expert has said
September 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
Little mister wants you to know that this right here is some bullshit.
September 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
celestephase.bsky.social
I want to be deep inside you.
A 4 panel comic "I want to be deep inside you" First panel shows a pumpkin and a mug filled with presumable pumpkin spice flavored beverage. The remaining panels zoom in closer and closer on the ominously smiling pumpkin.
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM