Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P.
@champagnempsp.bsky.social
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Ancien Ministre des Sorties Scolaires Former Minister of Field Trips Candidat à la réélection pour le poste de Député pour Saint-Maurice—Champlain Running for re-election as M.P. for Saint-Maurice—Champlain PARODY ACCOUNT
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katanan-mpsp.bsky.social
Very well said! The Polar party is the only one that truly puts Canada first!
imene-mpsp.bsky.social
This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
cgabbot.bsky.social
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?
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romeompsp.bsky.social
These are unjustified tariffs and they must END.

I’m calling on all leaders @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social to denounce the New Frengland administration. NOW!

They have 24 hours! ⏰

Cc: @thenationalroast.bsky.social
polarmpsp.bsky.social
1/2 Today, New Frengland launched a trade war against Canada : their coolest partner and ally — their coolest friend.

Canadians are nice, but when our country is at stake, we will be ready to ice the competition.
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imene-mpsp.bsky.social
This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
cgabbot.bsky.social
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?
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polarmpsp.bsky.social
Qui est prêt à Rendre le Canada le pays le plus Frais au monde ? ❄️🇨🇦
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uottawampsp.com
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champagnempsp.bsky.social
Former Minister of Finance hates on snow!?
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summeryang.bsky.social
To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
champagnempsp.bsky.social
Wouldn’t it be beautiful if this was our daily commute everyday? ❄️☃️🌨️ @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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romeompsp.bsky.social
This Jedi MP is ashamed of her record—trying to distance herself from the preschool policies that broke our education system. Now she’s flip-flopping on the very schemes she once backed.

Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
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romeompsp.bsky.social
Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
champagnempsp.bsky.social
That’s scandalous!!
polarmpsp.bsky.social
While Canadians are cutting back on expenses to cool their homes because of #Dominflation, Dominic wants to send taxpayers money to the moon—out of the country—to please his foreign New Frengland donors.

This Jedy globalist agenda must be stopped.
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romeompsp.bsky.social
🚨NOT CANADIAN🚨

We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.

Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦
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aureliempsp.bsky.social
Brrr It’s cold in here
There must be some @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the atmosphere
Bring it on 🧊

Brrr, il fait froid icit
Y’a sûrement du @polarmpsp.bsky.social dans l’atmosphère
Vous êtes pas prêt.es! 🧊
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romeompsp.bsky.social
3 vs 1 - proves my point !

CANADA FIRST. 🇨🇦
champagnempsp.bsky.social
The Ministry of School Trips shall organized a fantastic field trip to a playground in Gertalia (who we supported in their war with Frengland last year) to touch grass!
No Brat or Big Foot allowed
(unless they are nice and not Scary)
champagnempsp.bsky.social
Wasn’t Belgium turned into Rick Astleyland 😰
champagnempsp.bsky.social
Last evening, I assumed the responsibility of Minister of Field Trips. It will be an honour to organize the best field trip in Canada’s history at the playground across Wellington Street 😍.
champagnempsp.bsky.social
My mum says you are a "bad influence"