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“You have no idea my capabilities in the sandwich world”
is absolutely the vibe I’m trying to bring
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Official mini and my kitbash effort for Boba Fett, not too bad I think
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Ha! I love the idea, though allowing certain units a clear advantage if you know which table the game is on could be risky
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When you kitbash a mini and you’re like ehhhhhhh idk and then you paint it and it’s like OH yeah there it is
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You could run them in separate squads at least, which is funny but it would work. Like Fil and Commandos, plus Shaq-ti and Fil’s Clones.
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Why is working with green stuff so stressful
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Not least bc I’d probably have to read the trilogy again just to get some good lines as ability titles.
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Definitely not thinking about homebrewing shatterpoint cards for Alphabet Squadron.
That would be silly.
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Yeah I had a similar moment of “oh but… wait yeah”
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Also less sure on it but it could work. Though at that point you may as well just make it so canals literally do count as their own lower elevation. Like say that the “floor” of the water is range 2 down. Same effect right?
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Oohhh, yeah I feel like that would work
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Fair enough it’s not like the game requires gantries just feels strange without them lol. All you need is cover and elevations.
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That’s pretty good! Could you do some gantries between buildings across the sections or are they too wide?
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Yeah while I love the idea of it I feel like it could cause movement issues.
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As in play the canals as regular terrain you can walk on?
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Already love this. If there was one thing missing from our amg games, it was canals.
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General messiness aside, does this read remotely as a hood, rather than just long luscious hair?
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I’m still here bc I’ve carved out a very comfy little niche and I hate job hunting but recently watching this niche get slowly less comfy is gonna eventually push me out.
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Recently work has been slowly cracking down on all the little things that make you feel like a human instead of an ant and frankly that sort of environment requires either fulfilling work or high pay and they aren’t providing either.
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That 40k subreddit chart is fascinating and hilarious, I can’t stop reading the comments
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Ok hotwife for the Deathwatch is hilarous, but I'm losing it at NightLords and "PrettyAltGirls"
kierongillen.bsky.social
Statistically Backed Stereotypes for Each 40k Faction. Astounding. Motion for Deathwatch to be renamed to Hotwifewatch.

www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/c...
Text tong to fit - it's a list of subreddit memberships for each of the 40k factions. Here's a sample...

r/AdeptusCustodes: gundam (19.71), airforce (19.20), daytrading (16.56), sandersforpresident (9.82), centrist (6.93). Conclusion: Ex-military guys with schizophrenic politics.

r/AdeptusMechanicus: pathfinder_rpg (14.05), adhdmeme (7.27), dankleft (6.07), theowlhouse (5.88), kerbalspaceprogram (5.39). Conclusion: Current stereotypes are pretty much correct.

r/BloodAngels: preppers (15.98), airforce (15.74), menslib (9.04), asktrp (9.01), asktrumpsupporters (8.45). Conclusion: Black Templars got nothing on these guys.
chariot.bsky.social
Look kia was asking about Oblivion (the realm) and all I said was “so you remember Mehrunes Dagon, from….. Uncle Banana?”
jackial.bsky.social
famous uncle banana from monster factory
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Like UNSC You Shouldn’t Be Here is fucking perfect but I’m also losing my mind at the idea of UNSC Why Is It Wet
chariot.bsky.social
Ok I love these, also, UNSC ship name short list