old uncle catface
@catfacejoe.bsky.social
The Eternal Lowbie
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old uncle catface
@catfacejoe.bsky.social
· Oct 19
my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine
the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john"
me: sure man i guess
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Superhuman Safety Squad #3 (1/3)
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Superhuman Safety Squad #3 (1/3)
is there gas in the car?
yes there's gas in the caarr
yes there's gas in the caarr
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 AM
is there gas in the car?
yes there's gas in the caarr
yes there's gas in the caarr
don't worry, folks! our updates are on the way!
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
don't worry, folks! our updates are on the way!
uhh what the hell man
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
uhh what the hell man
no one else doing it like graham these days (looking like that)
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
no one else doing it like graham these days (looking like that)
turning off the tv and asking my guests to crowd around the laptop as i log into rumble
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
turning off the tv and asking my guests to crowd around the laptop as i log into rumble
wow, even in these tough times, planned parenthood offering some new services
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
wow, even in these tough times, planned parenthood offering some new services
how is this even possible. my man's arms aren't long enough to shave the top of his head
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
how is this even possible. my man's arms aren't long enough to shave the top of his head
alt text for text-only posts where you describe what on earth you are talking about
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
alt text for text-only posts where you describe what on earth you are talking about
hate when some of the most powerful people in the country make me look insanely cool
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
hate when some of the most powerful people in the country make me look insanely cool
the Pretti murder feels like a turning point. every white boomer parent just watched ice execute their son in the street. it's no longer vague "illegals" or "gang members". even people who tacitly "supported" them now sees them for the monsters they are
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
the Pretti murder feels like a turning point. every white boomer parent just watched ice execute their son in the street. it's no longer vague "illegals" or "gang members". even people who tacitly "supported" them now sees them for the monsters they are
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big benefit of this site is logging on and seeing ten of my mutuals beating the absolute shit out of some politics nerd
January 30, 2024 at 5:08 PM
big benefit of this site is logging on and seeing ten of my mutuals beating the absolute shit out of some politics nerd
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Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Superhuman Safety Squad #2 (1/2)
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Friday afternoon is a great time to listen to my hit single “Collision!” again
silveralicorn.bandcamp.com/album/collis...
silveralicorn.bandcamp.com/album/collis...
Collision!, by Silver Alicorn
1 track album
silveralicorn.bandcamp.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Friday afternoon is a great time to listen to my hit single “Collision!” again
silveralicorn.bandcamp.com/album/collis...
silveralicorn.bandcamp.com/album/collis...
i forgot what he says at the end of the comic
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
i forgot what he says at the end of the comic
yeah man, lemme just get moral advice from some guy on the paedolph isles
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
yeah man, lemme just get moral advice from some guy on the paedolph isles
me, standing outside the national mall with thousands of my countrymen: we're doing it. we're going to earn the respect of the euros by running headlong into automatic weapons fire
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
me, standing outside the national mall with thousands of my countrymen: we're doing it. we're going to earn the respect of the euros by running headlong into automatic weapons fire
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
the capitol police, calling down to us while they fire up the diamond laser from congo: almost ready!
be thee friend or foe, playboy?
January 21, 2026 at 4:56 AM
be thee friend or foe, playboy?
please just destroy us already
EXCLUSIVE: Germany has joined France in saying it will ask the European Commission to explore unleashing the EU's so-called trade "bazooka" in response to Trump's threat to seize Greenland, according to five diplomats with knowledge of the situation.
🔗 www.politico.eu/article/eu-b...
🔗 www.politico.eu/article/eu-b...
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
please just destroy us already
this is from like 2020 or 2021 and all these people turned out to be actors
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
this is from like 2020 or 2021 and all these people turned out to be actors