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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · Sep 19

wearing a huge shirt with a photo of myself printed on it that says "IF THIS IS NOT THE PERSON WEARING THIS SHIRT CALL THE POLICE"

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5h

sounds like a great investment to me

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 18h

if you're seriously thinking of going to mastodon, just buy a something awful account instead

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 1d

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Matt the outlaw
@cursedgloryhole
Lady behind me at the thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? you watch and information is revealed"

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 1d

you are rich enough to hire an army of ukrainian mercenaries loyal only to you and push the federal government out of illinois

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 1d

Pritzker is also furious: “Should National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”

Gov. JB Pritzker’s letter to the National Governors Association

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 1d

pomchi barfed and started eating it. boxer mix came to sniff and the pomchi snarled at him. my wife told her no one wants to eat your barf but the boxer mix does. he definitely does

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 1d

it's like everyone forgot this was originally an @jack venture

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 3d

you can't put that on a birth certificate because he's dead

COUPON CODE: RECESSION50 @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING:

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 4d

he's in the military and his penis repair would be on the taxpayer's dime!!!!

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 4d

Rick AND morty?? in this economy???

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5d

oh my god i think this is supposed to be a golf turf divot repair tool

Sam @samd.bsky.social · 5d

reddit occupied government

Ken Dilanian
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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5d

new bluesky tos is out

cover of a book called "elon musk & the quest for a fantastic future" by ashlee vance. it includes a cartoon of elon, and drawn images of a tesla car, solar panel, and rocket ship

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5d

candy ass

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5d

it's a good color

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5d

who are these losers trying to court if not us cause i got bad news: twitter exists and you can post "whatever" you want over there and the world's richest man will tell you that it's le epic to the max

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5d

childe brain elon shit

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 5d

Amazing breakfast this morning. I love waffles

Waffle with berries & powdered sugar on floral plate

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 6d

people think she got the power 'cause she got the chimps. nope. she got the power 'cause she’d let the chimps loose. they don’t UNDERSTAND

they god damn don’t understand THAT and they god damn don’t understand HER. that’s ok. that’s all right, see. cause people, they understands CHIMPS

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 7d

thank you, ma'am

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 7d

did you want to make a sequel to the bone farmer or did you feel like you had to

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 7d

get his ass, ma'am

Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @ramirez.house.gov · 7d

As long as I am a member of the United States Congress, I will NOT fund authoritarianism.

I will NOT support Fascism.

And I will NOT vote for a continuing resolution that steals from American families.

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 7d

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 8d

home depot: thanks for buying that furnace filter

me: mhm

home depot: perhaps uhhh you maybe want to get some filters that don't fit your furnace eh???

home depot email thanking me for a furnace filter purchase with a description and image of the filter. below, it says "you may also like these" with four more filters of different sizes and shapes as if im starting a filter collection

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 9d

WHO CARES IF THE GOVERNMENT "SHUTS DOWN" THESE SHITBAGS DO IT EVERY YEAR NO CAPITULATION ON HUMAN RIGHTS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SPEND MORE TIME ON THE PHONE WITH MY "ELECTED OFFICIALS" THAN I DO WITH MY OWN MOTHER

PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 9d

Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned

The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.

www.thepinknews.com

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 9d

you'd think being immediately painted as a "commie homo" by thousands of guys who look just like you would be a deterrent to this sort of thing

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 9d

1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.

No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.

The silence is deafening.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

Deafening Silence After Mormon Church Shooter Not A "Transgender Leftist" But A Trump Supporter

The event is a case study in how shootings are covered in America.

www.erininthemorning.com

old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 9d

i really believed that at some point the arch ghoul conservatives that fund this stuff were going to tell their guys to get a fuckin grip but it really seems we're full steam ahead on "remember when you didn't pay rent"

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 9d

This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10d

So 8 years ago, @cruzflores.bsky.social and i made a webseries called They Live Together, a comedy about a couple navigating marriage in a world full of vampires, zombies, and other cryptic creatures. No one paid any attention to it. Here it is if you would like to watch!
youtu.be/GjVk_cMqojQ?...

They Live With Vampires

YouTube video by They Live Together

youtu.be

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