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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

Thanks [entity]! Obviously it is safe to read!

LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 21h

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Luckily, our friends at Chariot Marketing Solutions have put together a helpful survey. Take the test and find out if you could benefit from Persona today!

CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

Hello [potential employee] please answer [sample questions]

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

thank you for answering [questions]. Please total your score. If it is more than 12 points congratulations, welcome you may be suitable for [employee] [welcome] package!

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

8. Did the process of answering this quiz trigger any traumatic memory, repressed, epigenetic or otherwise?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

7. When compared to [competitor brands], do you consider [brand] sexually arousing?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

6. If [company] took part in [war crime/dubious labour practice] in [developing nation], how likely would you be to boycott [company]’s product?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

5. Does [company] remind you of citrus?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

4. Does [company] remind you of family?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

3. Does [company] remind you of luxury?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

2. (If no to Q1), are you familiar with [company specialization]?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

1. Are you familiar with [brand]?

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 21h

Hello [potential employee] please answer [sample questions]

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 22h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 23h

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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 23h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 23h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 23h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 23h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 23h

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PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press

"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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⛓️rose kædeheks waters⛓️ @cattlegoth.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press

"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin

www.littlepuss.net

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever realize all [trans] [women] look alike. At party you look around yourself, and think 'wait they are all the same [girl]'? This is simple co-incidence. Nothing to worry about! Watch this space for more news

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press

"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin

www.littlepuss.net

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever realize all [trans] [women] look alike. At party you look around yourself, and think 'wait they are all the same [girl]'? This is simple co-incidence. Nothing to worry about! Watch this space for more news

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press

"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin

www.littlepuss.net

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 1d

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