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charizardlotte.bsky.social
chardi b 🇵🇱
@charizardlotte.bsky.social
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she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands. views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · Aug 30
On a blue wall of street art, an absurdly adorable round yellow dog has a little speech bubble that says hello. There are also black cat drawings on the wall
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 1d
If you’ve never scream cried to I Care, we can’t be friends
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 1d
If I’m ever in coma, play this version of drunk in love into diva. If I don’t get goosebumps and try to wiggle even a little, pull the plug
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 1d
He didn’t appreciate the emphatic WARN YOUR DADDY at the end of Sorry
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 1d
time to educate my boy
TV with subtitles “welcome to Beyoncé Homecoming 2018” Russet the golden retriever attentively watching tv while sitting on the couch. Winnie the tortie cat is in the foreground in my lap
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 1d
He is SO into it
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 1d
saving lemonade for when he’s older
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 1d
time to educate my boy
TV with subtitles “welcome to Beyoncé Homecoming 2018” Russet the golden retriever attentively watching tv while sitting on the couch. Winnie the tortie cat is in the foreground in my lap
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 2d
JUS BOUGHT A CADILLAC
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 2d
all yall posting about the irl friends you’ve made and self-discovery journeys from social media is giving me even warmer fuzzies than this cup of chai, excellent work, keep it up ❤️
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 3d
We always need contractors and appellate can be fully remote, we already got people in MS and even Puerto Rico…
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 3d
one day I’m gonna give him a blowout with the Dyson dryer
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 3d
he’s well on his way to his papa’s mane!!
A red golden retriever with long wavy hair. He’s wearing a green and white ribbon and sitting in a wooden object in front of grassland and mountains
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 3d
his most bombastic yet
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 3d
I opened the treat drawer* and didn’t give him anything

*it’s also the tea drawer but he does not care
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 4d
idc idc screaming FUCK AUBURN within and among the BDS student section is life affirming

and even being on the receiving end of Neck at Night in Death Valley was top tier, I can’t even be mad bc it’s so good
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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 4d
There's plenty of doomscroll bait, let's lighten things up instead:
What CFB traditions do you have to personally witness to fully appreciate?

Like, TV just doesn't do it justice, you gotta be there to feel the vibe.
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 4d
walrusset
Russet the golden retriever holding an elk antler in his mouth as he attempts to climb into my lap
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 4d
would make him the mvp fifty times over bc I can barely breathe sitting at a desk when I gotta send that shit skyward
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 4d
septum ring girlies unite
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4d
Trevor Lawrence picking his nose
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 4d
I just know she got the spirit of Senator Sumner running through her right now for his revenge
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 4d
✨ retching noises ✨
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 4d
mosquito birb
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 5d
trying to get an injunction against some out of conference scheduling, I presume. sorry bout the cert denial pal
Screenshot from scotus orders list denying certiorari in James Franklin v. Oklahoma
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 6d
I am SO PROUD
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 6d
I was taunting russet with his tiger toy to avenge his father, whose balls he had just stomped, and without missing a beat, this Mountain West alum man says, and I quote,

“suck that tiger dick, bitch”

🥲🥲🥲
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 6d
the brainrot is stored on the border with tennessee
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chardi b 🇵🇱 @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 6d
actually might die laughing that @glitterburrito.bsky.social jinxed each other in public for once instead of just wheezing until our tummies hurt in each other’s living rooms
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