chardi b
@charizardlotte.bsky.social
she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands.
views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
Pinned
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happy mandatory girl dinner to all who observe
February 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
happy mandatory girl dinner to all who observe
Buzzed! At the art auction
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Buzzed! At the art auction
if you see me outside when the new juvenile is playing, no you didn’t
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
if you see me outside when the new juvenile is playing, no you didn’t
hey howdy
if you are a nonlawyer who has ever contemplated moving to Montana, are interested in criminal defense, have strengths in writing/editing/word processing/admin, like the idea of govt pension, and might be on the job market soon
say hi 👀
if you are a nonlawyer who has ever contemplated moving to Montana, are interested in criminal defense, have strengths in writing/editing/word processing/admin, like the idea of govt pension, and might be on the job market soon
say hi 👀
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
hey howdy
if you are a nonlawyer who has ever contemplated moving to Montana, are interested in criminal defense, have strengths in writing/editing/word processing/admin, like the idea of govt pension, and might be on the job market soon
say hi 👀
if you are a nonlawyer who has ever contemplated moving to Montana, are interested in criminal defense, have strengths in writing/editing/word processing/admin, like the idea of govt pension, and might be on the job market soon
say hi 👀
“There’s a LEAK” just went platinum in this house 😭
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“There’s a LEAK” just went platinum in this house 😭
saw aurora irl and backpacked gunsight pass with a night at Sperry Chalet, the latter being harder to book than anything else I’ve tried in my life
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
saw aurora irl and backpacked gunsight pass with a night at Sperry Chalet, the latter being harder to book than anything else I’ve tried in my life
I need to retract the positive things I said about golden retrievers’ intelligence the other day. Russet just swallowed a dental chew nearly whole, like a python
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I need to retract the positive things I said about golden retrievers’ intelligence the other day. Russet just swallowed a dental chew nearly whole, like a python
Judge Blackwell dropping banger after banger in this one
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Judge Blackwell dropping banger after banger in this one
I had just gotten done saying it was a Kong toy and should last longer than usual when I heard a ripping sound
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I had just gotten done saying it was a Kong toy and should last longer than usual when I heard a ripping sound
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Of course, when you are arguing against toddlers representing themselves in immigration court, you may have gained an inaccurate view of your own skills.
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Of course, when you are arguing against toddlers representing themselves in immigration court, you may have gained an inaccurate view of your own skills.
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there's something better past all this, pic is related
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
there's something better past all this, pic is related
interrogate your carceral and retributive instincts or you will never be free of them
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
interrogate your carceral and retributive instincts or you will never be free of them
it is allegedly national golden retriever day. the potato sends his regards.
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
it is allegedly national golden retriever day. the potato sends his regards.
the Grammys vibe shift really can’t be overstated, two years in a row of making all the right hoes mad with the big ones
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
the Grammys vibe shift really can’t be overstated, two years in a row of making all the right hoes mad with the big ones
can’t overstate how excited Mr chardi was to see posty in a Utah rodeo hat lmaoo
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 AM
can’t overstate how excited Mr chardi was to see posty in a Utah rodeo hat lmaoo
picturing Jay leaning back and kicking his feet and giggling knowing what he’s set in motion
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
picturing Jay leaning back and kicking his feet and giggling knowing what he’s set in motion
with my Carlton lookin ass
the way I’m about to clown around this living room to Olivia dean would embarrass the sincerest person you know
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
with my Carlton lookin ass
the groan I just let out lmao
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
the groan I just let out lmao
the way I’m about to clown around this living room to Olivia dean would embarrass the sincerest person you know
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
the way I’m about to clown around this living room to Olivia dean would embarrass the sincerest person you know
@brigit.bsky.social did yall seriously have an earthquake without me omg
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
@brigit.bsky.social did yall seriously have an earthquake without me omg
Oh boy, it is entirely too early for Men Having Loud Conversations On The Phone At The Airport
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Oh boy, it is entirely too early for Men Having Loud Conversations On The Phone At The Airport
fuck cancer in particular and, because I’m packing for an unrelated celebration of life, untimely death in general
imo
imo
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM
fuck cancer in particular and, because I’m packing for an unrelated celebration of life, untimely death in general
imo
imo
30 minutes into the workday and this is still up
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
30 minutes into the workday and this is still up