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chardi b
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she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands.

views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
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anyway here’s winnderwall
he lo
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
What a moment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Y’all remember when Jeremy Shelley changed his jersey number to 5 after the BCSNCG in which he scored 15/21 points? I sure do roll tide
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
BREAKING: I finally stopped crying
the way I gasped in delight when he had the original Puerto Rican flag

my heart is overflowing for everyone who saw themselves represented and loved tonight ❤️🤍🩵
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Okay I hate the de aging shit but Dr Ian Malcolm streaming love island was specifically targeted to me
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
mew and persian tied for 1 btw
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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🫡
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
the way I gasped in delight when he had the original Puerto Rican flag

my heart is overflowing for everyone who saw themselves represented and loved tonight ❤️🤍🩵
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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CHINGA LA MIGRA
🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
ticket resolved ✅
real beautiful men shortage rn
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I am DELIGHTED
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I am bored. Bring me the bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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happy mandatory girl dinner to all who observe
February 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Buzzed! At the art auction
February 8, 2026 at 4:17 AM
if you see me outside when the new juvenile is playing, no you didn’t
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
hey howdy

if you are a nonlawyer who has ever contemplated moving to Montana, are interested in criminal defense, have strengths in writing/editing/word processing/admin, like the idea of govt pension, and might be on the job market soon

say hi 👀
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
“There’s a LEAK” just went platinum in this house 😭
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
saw aurora irl and backpacked gunsight pass with a night at Sperry Chalet, the latter being harder to book than anything else I’ve tried in my life
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I need to retract the positive things I said about golden retrievers’ intelligence the other day. Russet just swallowed a dental chew nearly whole, like a python
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Judge Blackwell dropping banger after banger in this one
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:

drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I had just gotten done saying it was a Kong toy and should last longer than usual when I heard a ripping sound
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Of course, when you are arguing against toddlers representing themselves in immigration court, you may have gained an inaccurate view of your own skills.
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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there's something better past all this, pic is related
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
interrogate your carceral and retributive instincts or you will never be free of them
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
it is allegedly national golden retriever day. the potato sends his regards.
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM