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@jamesfrye.bsky.social
earworm wrangler
friend to all dogs
resident of minnesconsin
profile pic by @elkers.bsky.social
friend to all dogs
resident of minnesconsin
profile pic by @elkers.bsky.social
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Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped.
Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
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she certainly went bigger than last year
Mona’s favorite water dish is the one on the back porch, so we let her out there like usual.
She also just learned the human Midwest holiday tradition of using the back porch as a walk in refrigerator.
Mona has declared that she loves broccoli and rice hot dish.
She also just learned the human Midwest holiday tradition of using the back porch as a walk in refrigerator.
Mona has declared that she loves broccoli and rice hot dish.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
she certainly went bigger than last year
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INNOCENT! Please do not blame Mona for what @megsf.bsky.social does
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
INNOCENT! Please do not blame Mona for what @megsf.bsky.social does
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
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darth's hibernation usually starts around the time the sled dogs start training and ends after iditarod
i'm just sayin'
i'm just sayin'
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
darth's hibernation usually starts around the time the sled dogs start training and ends after iditarod
i'm just sayin'
i'm just sayin'
I leave to pick up Thai food and come back to this. I’m never leaving the house again.
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I leave to pick up Thai food and come back to this. I’m never leaving the house again.
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enjoying the sunbeams ☀️👑 #MonaMonday
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
enjoying the sunbeams ☀️👑 #MonaMonday
wickson is also a great goalie
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
wickson is also a great goalie
deleted post about the guardsmen dying because the WV gov spoke too soon
that is not the sort of mistake you should be making as a public official tbh
that is not the sort of mistake you should be making as a public official tbh
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
deleted post about the guardsmen dying because the WV gov spoke too soon
that is not the sort of mistake you should be making as a public official tbh
that is not the sort of mistake you should be making as a public official tbh
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(i picked a good time for a rewatch apparently)
(i picked a good time for a rewatch apparently)
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(i picked a good time for a rewatch apparently)
(i picked a good time for a rewatch apparently)
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🚨🚨🚨 Winter Storm Warning issued November 25 at 2:41AM CST until November 26 at 9:00AM CST by NWS Twin Cities/Chanhassen MN 🚨🚨🚨
Additional Details Here.
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Additional Details Here.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
🚨🚨🚨 Winter Storm Warning issued November 25 at 2:41AM CST until November 26 at 9:00AM CST by NWS Twin Cities/Chanhassen MN 🚨🚨🚨
Additional Details Here.
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Additional Details Here.
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i've had a few false starts on this one so far this year but it looks like it may finally come true
THE AGE OF THE THIRTEEN-LINED GROUND SQUIRREL HAS BEGUN
Dillon Gabriel vs Max Brosmer is gonna look like Dueling Barristas.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i've had a few false starts on this one so far this year but it looks like it may finally come true
if elon sat in front of the same crowd who did the william shatner roast he would implode faster than a billionaire’s submersible
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
if elon sat in front of the same crowd who did the william shatner roast he would implode faster than a billionaire’s submersible
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Wickson rolled in his best cologne for Megs, who is home for a visit. In case you’re wondering, it’s Eau de Poop, we think. 💩
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wickson rolled in his best cologne for Megs, who is home for a visit. In case you’re wondering, it’s Eau de Poop, we think. 💩
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holy shit terry bradshaw that is not how you want to mispronounce that name
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
holy shit terry bradshaw that is not how you want to mispronounce that name
wait what is happening
is it allowed to hand the ball to someone else
that can't be right can it?
is it allowed to hand the ball to someone else
that can't be right can it?
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
wait what is happening
is it allowed to hand the ball to someone else
that can't be right can it?
is it allowed to hand the ball to someone else
that can't be right can it?
megs just came downstairs and was petting mona and wickson came bolting from the living room and slid right into her in belly rub position like he was trying to beat the throw at home
i know y’all have come to think of wickson as my soul pup over the years but believe me when i tell you he is absolutely infatuated with megs
if you see this, post a selfie of you and your pup
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
megs just came downstairs and was petting mona and wickson came bolting from the living room and slid right into her in belly rub position like he was trying to beat the throw at home
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Our beagle once tried to come in from the backyard w/ a dead cicada in her mouth, hanging down like fangs.
I’m not sure if she was mad bc I made her leave it outside or what, but when I offered her a French fry later that night, she gave me a look like I was trying to torture her with AWFUL FOOD.
I’m not sure if she was mad bc I made her leave it outside or what, but when I offered her a French fry later that night, she gave me a look like I was trying to torture her with AWFUL FOOD.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Our beagle once tried to come in from the backyard w/ a dead cicada in her mouth, hanging down like fangs.
I’m not sure if she was mad bc I made her leave it outside or what, but when I offered her a French fry later that night, she gave me a look like I was trying to torture her with AWFUL FOOD.
I’m not sure if she was mad bc I made her leave it outside or what, but when I offered her a French fry later that night, she gave me a look like I was trying to torture her with AWFUL FOOD.
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Warthogs and meerkats do not usually have a close friendship, but often share a symbiotic relationship where they cooperate for mutual benefit. #DisneyFactFridays
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Warthogs and meerkats do not usually have a close friendship, but often share a symbiotic relationship where they cooperate for mutual benefit. #DisneyFactFridays
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Mona: will not drink the water in the back hall because the porch water has better ✨vibes✨
also Mona: will drink from the nastiest, muddiest puddle you’ve ever seen at the park like it’s the best water she’s ever tasted
also Mona: will drink from the nastiest, muddiest puddle you’ve ever seen at the park like it’s the best water she’s ever tasted
August 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Mona: will not drink the water in the back hall because the porch water has better ✨vibes✨
also Mona: will drink from the nastiest, muddiest puddle you’ve ever seen at the park like it’s the best water she’s ever tasted
also Mona: will drink from the nastiest, muddiest puddle you’ve ever seen at the park like it’s the best water she’s ever tasted
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She was actually doing this much of today:
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
She was actually doing this much of today:
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this is how I imagine she’s looking at you right now
I just read your post to her and she is judgmental, go figure
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
this is how I imagine she’s looking at you right now