JEEMS, dog servant
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jamesfrye.bsky.social
Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped.

Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
A Plott hound sits majestically in her throne (ie, a hole she dug) while a white husky sits at her side, ears perked.
jamesfrye.bsky.social
the mariners are the peregrin took of baseball teams
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pnsn1.bsky.social
You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports
#SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment
Seismogram showing ground motion at T-Mobile Park for game-winning single by Seattle Mariner Jorge Polanco, JP Crawford scores! MLB poster for PostSEAson 2025 that reads Seis the Moment with a small seismogram between the Seis and the The.  Has website for PNSN seismograms of the game. mariners.pnsn.org
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bubbaprog.xyz
All your calls of the series-winning walkoff [Fox, Fox Deportes, KIRO, Radio Sol, WXYT, WDTW]

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jamesfrye.bsky.social
I haven't paid close attention to the Twins race... Louie Loon, Wanda Walleye, Babe the Blue Ox, Skeeta Mosquito, and Bullseye the Target Dog, right? Are any of them a perpetual loser?

(tbh i am sorta surprised Bullseye doesn't always win given the corporate sponsorship of the stadium)
jamesfrye.bsky.social
toronto has concentrated all of its sports misery into the maple leafs
jamesfrye.bsky.social
mariners win, no thanks to victor robles
brianmfloyd.bsky.social
victor robles got a salmon race win before humpy
jamesfrye.bsky.social
If the Ms lost after the first ever Humpy win, I am absolutely sure they'd need to put the person inside into witness protection.
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rincewind.run
all jokes aside I'm glad they haven't brought any of this ghost runner bullshit to the playoffs

you want to win a playoff game you had best find a way to manufacture a run from scratch like the baseball gods intended
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jamesfrye.bsky.social
Just go back about 6 hours in the feed of any baseball fan and you'll get to relive it
jamesfrye.bsky.social
thank you to this entire site tonight for the mass journey into absolute madness
jamesfrye.bsky.social
Man, i feel bad for you and your squad but that was an incredible game.
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cjzero.bsky.social
JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF
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wintwins.bsky.social
Little did I know . . .
wintwins.bsky.social
A Jorge Polanco walk off could still be sweet, but we might be here for a while.
jamesfrye.bsky.social
Jorge Luis Pacheco Polanco!
jamesfrye.bsky.social
those fish mascots are all running to portland
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jane.meangirls.online
the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen
jamesfrye.bsky.social
keep in mind beer sales were cut off after the 7th inning so these mariner fans have mostly sobered up and are raw dogging the agony of this game
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euqubud.baseballprospectus.com
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
jamesfrye.bsky.social
this game does need to end soon though i guess
Battery level 18%
jamesfrye.bsky.social
jack morris about to be called back by the tigers to pitch the next 10 innings
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rockedfaces.bsky.social
If you're reading this, better start warming up, because you--yes, YOU--are about to pitch for the Mariners and/or Tigers