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MN based.

cis/het/white/old guy...

he/him

I know most followers are here for posts about one type of thing (not all the same mind you), but I'm complex damnit.
Not enough judges he says...

I wonder who we'd talk to about getting more judges for the people who want CONSTITUTIONALLY GUARANTEED JUDICIAL OVERSIGHT FOR SEARCHES AND SEIZURES....

Probably Congress, maybe speaker of the house? And are they getting us more judges?
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Not a fan of DHS funding for 2 more weeks, but at least there is a light at the end of the tunnel, unless Schumer fucks it up with his meaningless demands that will do nothing to keep anyone safe from ice who will just ignore them.

Come on congressional Dems show us that do nothing Congress Spirit!
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We worked real hard to keep the number of polling stations low in blue areas, creating massive precincts, and for some reason those votes take longer to count now, and they are still all for the Democrats? Explain that with your "science"!
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I might have missed something, but what did the "marxists" do that forced forced onto the worst in network healthcare plan imaginable?

And what does it have to do with Christianity?
this looks like such a great way to get scalpel/cranial sepsis
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
For the Dems list of demands to includes "body cameras" and ice to just say "ok" really highlights how badly they blew the negotiation.

It's like the hiring manager asking your starting salary, you say "$15/hr" and they say "how about $20/hr", you suddenly know you should have started with $30.
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The good news is that we've chased enough of them out that they can now wrangle up enough body cameras for the ones that are left.

The bad news is now they'll have both hands free to beat people since they won't need to hold their personal phone up to get the video of it.
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I counter point: it's not a party with Epstein until there are crimes being committed.
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I'd guess about 1 in 5 cars I saw on coming home on Central Ave today had their windows open some amount....

It was 20°f so it's possible some were getting fresh air, but I suspect that more than a few were listening for horns and whistles... (And a few with windows up might have been ice)
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Had it happen a few times where a car drew my attention and I came up next to the driver's window only to see the driver had a hijab...

Really sent me down some mental paths about-
Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Spread of reasons depending on who it was...

Famine, lack of land for the farmers, some draft dodging (though it wasn't documented that way in the family Bible), and supposedly religious persecution (which I find hard to believe cause they all joined basically the same church over here.)
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump no longer needs private firearms in DC, he has congressionally appropriated ones at DHS for all his insurrection needs.

But if congressional Dems have their way their assailants won't be wearing masks and will be wearing body cameras so they can go rewatch their glory days later in life.
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The GOP doesn't care one way or another...

But if they make it seem like they care deeply then congressional Dems will really think they have them GOP balls in a vice and insist on that, instead of far more.
The reality is ICE just won't follow any legislation passed by Congress.
The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.
February 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If Americans could only control themselves and stop eating hundreds of pounds of spiders each night we could eliminate heart diseases, the national debt, racism, and mosquitos in a matter of HOURS.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
MN sends ~40 billion more to the federal government than the feds send back to MN

Mississippi receives 40 billion more than they send to the federal government

If MN had $14 billion in federal tax fraud, it's still net gain for the feds to leave us alone and focus on Mississippi, Alaska, Kentucky.
Rep. Tim Burchett: "When you pay your taxes this year, remember the $14 billion that illegal Somalis stole from you"
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
What? The people hiding their faces think that recording faces is scary?

Say it ain't so!

I don't know a single person that is ashamed to be on the opposite side from the Nazis. I don't know a single person hiding their face because they don't want to be associated with protesting Nazis.
It’s ICE and CBP hiding their identities, not everyday Minnesotans outside with their whistles and their neighbors saying, “Fuck ICE!” with our whole chests!
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Democrats negotiating from a position of strength where if they do nothing DHS gets "shutdown" and the GOP has to negotiate with them to have DHS be not "shutdown", as such they have decided to create laws for ice to openly violate, like all the laws they already openly violate.
"My hope is that there'll be bipartisan support... for eliminating the masks, requiring badges and body cameras. ... Nothing novel or radical about" those reforms.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The joke answers here are limitless...
My mom said she saw ice looking in garbage cans in south mpls- I haven’t heard of this before, I suspect they were looking for someone in a garbage can? Any ideas?
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
With Trump having pooped himself during a press conference, I'd like to commend you all for the restraint you've shown by not reposting trumps AI video of Trump shitting uncontrollably out of a jet.

Bravo to all of you.
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I feel like we could, with out much effort convince RFK that ending the America obesity epidemic is as simple as stopping people from eating 2,000 calories of spiders in their sleep each night...
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Wife suggested that rather than a retirement age might still be eyeing the presidency and doesn't think she can go from a Senate leadership position where agreed have to take stance on things to a successful presidential candidate.
Things must be REALLY bad in the Senate...

She could be Senate majority leader with out even having to win another election...

She is #3 right now behind Durbin and Schumer, Durbin is retiring, and Schumer is potentially facing a primary in '28 from the left (AOC?)

She's not up until '30.
Minnesotans, we’ve been through a lot.

And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other.

I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong.

Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor. youtu.be/SiV3xVkX-kg
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Did the president shit his pants on tv?
Did he shit his presidential chair?
Did the vice president try to have sex with that chair afterwards?

These are questions we may never get an answer to... But the safe bet with this administration is if they deny it, then it probably happened.
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Community bon fire.
In a very specific location.
When ICE murders you, how would you like the community to honor you? Vigil? Bike ride? Sit in? Something else?
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Chickens were willing to fight me to get outside the coop when it was -20°f... But +20°f and a light dusting of snow and they will not go out the open door...
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
NY post video protestors in MN rolled up in a u-haul pickup with supplies.

Comments all demanding plate number, see who paid for the truck!

The trucks say $19.95 on the side.

How bad is the trump economy for conservatives that they think a billionaire sponsor is needed to rent a truck for $20.
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If you're a lawyer and you think you could have beat the charges at Nuremberg, now is your change to prove it!

Qualified candidates will be comfortable "just following orders"
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 PM