Jon
@jonvw4.bsky.social
MN based.
cis/het/white/old guy...
he/him
I know most followers are here for posts about one type of thing (not all the same mind you), but I'm complex damnit.
cis/het/white/old guy...
he/him
I know most followers are here for posts about one type of thing (not all the same mind you), but I'm complex damnit.
My wife got me a t shirt.
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My wife got me a t shirt.
He explicitly said it was the "patriot games"
Totally different movie.
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Totally different movie.
🙄
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He explicitly said it was the "patriot games"
Totally different movie.
🙄
Totally different movie.
🙄
I'm not clever enough to repeat panels 3 and 4 with the text "Gaza?"
Then again "Taiwan?"
And again "Government seized land of deported 'immigrants'?"
Then again "Taiwan?"
And again "Government seized land of deported 'immigrants'?"
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'm not clever enough to repeat panels 3 and 4 with the text "Gaza?"
Then again "Taiwan?"
And again "Government seized land of deported 'immigrants'?"
Then again "Taiwan?"
And again "Government seized land of deported 'immigrants'?"
Huh... My mom said those were camels when I was a kid...
But I guess as I grow older I learn most of Christmas was actually stolen from MUCH older holidays (less pagan, and more dinosaur).
But I guess as I grow older I learn most of Christmas was actually stolen from MUCH older holidays (less pagan, and more dinosaur).
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Huh... My mom said those were camels when I was a kid...
But I guess as I grow older I learn most of Christmas was actually stolen from MUCH older holidays (less pagan, and more dinosaur).
But I guess as I grow older I learn most of Christmas was actually stolen from MUCH older holidays (less pagan, and more dinosaur).
... Chickens are trying to dig out?
Dust bath getting a little deep?
Burrowing down to where it's cooler for the heat wave?
Dust bath getting a little deep?
Burrowing down to where it's cooler for the heat wave?
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
... Chickens are trying to dig out?
Dust bath getting a little deep?
Burrowing down to where it's cooler for the heat wave?
Dust bath getting a little deep?
Burrowing down to where it's cooler for the heat wave?
Old enough to remember when "shootin' car" didn't mean video!
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Old enough to remember when "shootin' car" didn't mean video!
-5°f outside, 5°f in the coop, and still most of the girls are sun bathing outside...
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
-5°f outside, 5°f in the coop, and still most of the girls are sun bathing outside...
If you post a photo from this on bluesky we are friends now.
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you post a photo from this on bluesky we are friends now.
Forget the 3rd world, drop them in the "bad" (brown) neighborhood of any major American city, they'll shit themselves to death.
Heck it hasn't been much above 0°f today in Minneapolis, drop them here with nothing but $5...
Heck it hasn't been much above 0°f today in Minneapolis, drop them here with nothing but $5...
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Forget the 3rd world, drop them in the "bad" (brown) neighborhood of any major American city, they'll shit themselves to death.
Heck it hasn't been much above 0°f today in Minneapolis, drop them here with nothing but $5...
Heck it hasn't been much above 0°f today in Minneapolis, drop them here with nothing but $5...
What frustrates me most about the 6 7 is not the kids of this generation, It's the dad's that didn't chuckle to themselves and say "Ah, yes because six seven ate nine ten." and kill the whole thing right there by making it a dad joke.
Even a "back in my day we didn't have 6 7 we had 9 10 but..."
Even a "back in my day we didn't have 6 7 we had 9 10 but..."
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What frustrates me most about the 6 7 is not the kids of this generation, It's the dad's that didn't chuckle to themselves and say "Ah, yes because six seven ate nine ten." and kill the whole thing right there by making it a dad joke.
Even a "back in my day we didn't have 6 7 we had 9 10 but..."
Even a "back in my day we didn't have 6 7 we had 9 10 but..."
Then you got the cross over options, Snakes on a bus that can't go below 55 mph, snakes on a boat that can't go below 20 knots... Snakes on a boat that is under siege, snakes on a train that is under siege and can't go below 55mph...
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Then you got the cross over options, Snakes on a bus that can't go below 55 mph, snakes on a boat that can't go below 20 knots... Snakes on a boat that is under siege, snakes on a train that is under siege and can't go below 55mph...
Have the day off, so I got fancy with breakfast.
Scrambled eggs and sausage in a waffle bowl.
Scrambled eggs and sausage in a waffle bowl.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Have the day off, so I got fancy with breakfast.
Scrambled eggs and sausage in a waffle bowl.
Scrambled eggs and sausage in a waffle bowl.
My wife and I are both middle children.
When the egg spiral got full I thought maybe egg salad, but I'm not sure if I like it. She thought maybe deviled eggs, but she wasn't sure if she liked them.
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When the egg spiral got full I thought maybe egg salad, but I'm not sure if I like it. She thought maybe deviled eggs, but she wasn't sure if she liked them.
🧵
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My wife and I are both middle children.
When the egg spiral got full I thought maybe egg salad, but I'm not sure if I like it. She thought maybe deviled eggs, but she wasn't sure if she liked them.
🧵
When the egg spiral got full I thought maybe egg salad, but I'm not sure if I like it. She thought maybe deviled eggs, but she wasn't sure if she liked them.
🧵
The mad men leading the blind? Oh fur sure, it's the times plague didn't ya know.
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The mad men leading the blind? Oh fur sure, it's the times plague didn't ya know.
Few of the girls made it out side, but only to hang out on the roost there, they aren't going down to the snow covered ground.
And the chicken first fodder (sprouted rye) that I gave them (in black tray in coop) doesn't seem to be their favorite (which is a shame cause there is a bunch more.)
And the chicken first fodder (sprouted rye) that I gave them (in black tray in coop) doesn't seem to be their favorite (which is a shame cause there is a bunch more.)
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Few of the girls made it out side, but only to hang out on the roost there, they aren't going down to the snow covered ground.
And the chicken first fodder (sprouted rye) that I gave them (in black tray in coop) doesn't seem to be their favorite (which is a shame cause there is a bunch more.)
And the chicken first fodder (sprouted rye) that I gave them (in black tray in coop) doesn't seem to be their favorite (which is a shame cause there is a bunch more.)
Thought for sure the chickens would have a fit when I ran the snow blower back to the coop...
Video footage shows they took a few steps away from that side of the coop.
Also one of them laid before 7am ... They aren't even awake yet!
Video footage shows they took a few steps away from that side of the coop.
Also one of them laid before 7am ... They aren't even awake yet!
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Thought for sure the chickens would have a fit when I ran the snow blower back to the coop...
Video footage shows they took a few steps away from that side of the coop.
Also one of them laid before 7am ... They aren't even awake yet!
Video footage shows they took a few steps away from that side of the coop.
Also one of them laid before 7am ... They aren't even awake yet!
But you can agree you always need steel (and some boards, a length of rope, and a wicker basket.)
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
But you can agree you always need steel (and some boards, a length of rope, and a wicker basket.)
Children need 3 toy cars (one sports car, 2 limos) and one rideable lion.
Save the rest of your money for gold spray paint, it's only "tacky" until it dries fully.
Save the rest of your money for gold spray paint, it's only "tacky" until it dries fully.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Children need 3 toy cars (one sports car, 2 limos) and one rideable lion.
Save the rest of your money for gold spray paint, it's only "tacky" until it dries fully.
Save the rest of your money for gold spray paint, it's only "tacky" until it dries fully.
If they lay like this again tomorrow we are going to need a bigger egg spiral.
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If they lay like this again tomorrow we are going to need a bigger egg spiral.
Everybody laid an egg today, they made their way out for the warmer weather, but they definitely don't like the snow (hoping they all find their way back in with the snow falling.)
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Everybody laid an egg today, they made their way out for the warmer weather, but they definitely don't like the snow (hoping they all find their way back in with the snow falling.)