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cheldarbinks

@cheldarbinks.bsky.social

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35 YO cat parent & thembo living in the midwest. BG3, Dragon Age, KCD, gaming, horror, Muppets, & the occasional bit of pro-wrestling. She/they. Non-bino. Queer baby 🏳️‍🌈✨🏳️‍⚧️✊

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · Apr 21

I’ve noticed a few more of you here (subtracting like 30% for bots) and I just want you to know if I’ve ever been funny on here it IS a fluke. Most of the time I’m just yapping into the void.

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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 @sarenstone.com · 5h

Why am I living in the shitty dystopian future where we can fuck shitty LLMs with no actual intelligence running off of plagiarism and the energy and water of a small nation, but not hot sentient robots who can wrap their entire metal hand around my skull.

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 9h

I love how gooey sleepy he looks in the photo on the right 😭😭😭 obertsss

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 10h

you’re doing so well!!! and all the blankets for obus bobus!!!

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1d

Can I interest you in some muck from my ditch?

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Humble Pi 🥧 Naughty Knights Nov 1 - 7! @humbl3pi.bsky.social · 10h

bring back the guillotines. i have fucking hAD IT.

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Humble Pi 🥧 Naughty Knights Nov 1 - 7! @humbl3pi.bsky.social · 10h

Wait so human made erotica - art and stories full of love, laughter, people's innermost desires, and fantasies - is being forbidden on every internet platform

but The Human Centipede of stolen data is going to to freely spit out as much ghoulish mimicry of sex as it can and that's a selling point?!

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 1d

Trump says a lot of weird and concerning stuff that people just kind of shrug at but right now I’m stuck on how he keeps insisting he’s going to hell

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 1d

RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d

oh wow okay this company is IN TROUBLE in trouble

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

This paragon of evil being an aging, flashy, "tacky" woman is fascinating to me, but not for the reasons I assume Cregger intended. I will be so curious how this ages and how his future films do but I remain on the fence about watching it!

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

and I don't think Cregger's commentary was strong/believable enough to pass off the "men/society are the real monsters" schtick. It felt (to me) like a fox in the hen house. And seeing the antagonist of Weapons has only reinforced that for me. I just keep thinking "oh, so you HATE hate women."

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

In that it strikes me in Cregger's work (I think this is present in Aster's too!) that he deep down views women as monstrous. Just as AJ/Keith/Frank can't be separated because of their participation in masculine hegemony...so too did Tess come to have more in common with the monster than not.

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

ANYWAY. An interesting review of Weapons my friend sent along that she felt nailed what she disliked about it.

boxd.it/aEetep

I am curious to hear others' thoughts on it because all I've really heard is "it's a masterpiece" or this. My impression from what I've heard/seen/read is similar to Barb.

A ★ review of Weapons (2025)

This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

commentary on gentrification from someone WHO IS FROM THE SUBURBS and half-assed faux-feminist posturing I *really* am hesitant to engage with his work again. Not saying you can't write about things you haven't experienced! Just saying you need to handle them with the appropriate care.

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

tbh I am just not interested in Aster's work. Within the horror genre or without. I find him boring and I feel similarly about Cregger's work. Now, I have not yet SEEN Weapons so that is a huge caveat! But Barbarian left such a sour taste in my mouth I've been really hesitant. Between the lazy

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

Remind me what some of the ones that've recently stuck with you are? I'll keep my peepers peeled for some whittled down recs ;) Hereditary was a cool experience? But I vowed never to go into an Aster movie blind again because of how much it fucked me up. And while I see its influence on the genre

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

& perhaps me being generally a snob (don't get me wrong, I still like PLENTY of slop) has made me averse to getting my expectations high over hyped movies because they inevitably can't possibly live up to the hype. I would much rather know/hear nothing or hear from one friend I trust about a movie.

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

OK I read this half asleep last night & cooked on it :') My biggest nitpick with a lot of modern horror is a lack of suspense and really just an overall lack of STRONG writing. A strong screenplay can cover a lot of sins. & idk I find this more often missing than not (even beyond the horror genre!)

cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

Skribls routinely blows me away and this is no exception. I can't get over how they capture their tenderness 🤧 We're so blessed in this fandom fr

#KCD2 #Hansry #HansCapon #HenryOfSkalitz

Skribls @littleskrib.bsky.social · 9d

Stay by my side

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#kcd2 #hansry

The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance cuddling in bed. Henry's giving Hans a kiss on the head, looking somber, while Hans is sleeping peacefully and drooling.

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

hey, I actually can't stop thinking about this and it's making me crazy

#KCD2 #Hansry

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💬 0 🔁 36 ❤️ 174 · i know hansry is real bc no matter who you choose to romance, if anyone at all, it is made so clear that what hans feels for henry goes beyond simple friendship: “i wasn’t good…

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 1d

PUPS, I could kiss you 😭🙏 knew you’d get it

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Pina🍍 @pinacoladamatata.bsky.social · 2d

ghost of kopanina pls turn on your location i just wanna talk

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a good look at Lake Ontario!!! (grew up near Eerie now live by Michigan) How beauuutiful.

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 2d

additional context: I’m an Ari Aster hater (Hereditary was good but my point remains) idk maybe I just hate male directors 😂

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cheldarbinks @cheldarbinks.bsky.social · 2d

as someone who has yet to see it, all the people I normally trust except one LOVED it. the person who didn’t HATED it. I’m an outlier who really disliked Barbarian’s hamfistedness (I know directors can grow!) and am FASCinated by those who disliked it

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