Chet Faliszek
@chetsucks.com
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I make games - co-op games - Left 4 Dead, portal, etc - now The Anacrusis.
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I pay for the nfl season pass thing.. and still have to pirate.
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To the pirate steamer tonight who muted all the commercials for Thursday Night Football... thanks.

You are a hero.
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I thought they might not be bright, so I wanted to be clear and added the last paragraph for that clarity.
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Pierce county sheriff Keith Swank made this derogatory post in an official position trying to monetarily harm Seattle.

So I made a FOIA request...
Tweet text: Especially because they are sanctuary cities, Seattle and Tacoma are too dangerous to host FIFA. The athletes and spectators need to be safe and secure, and these two cities cannot guarantee their safety. The games should be moved. Foia request sent to: SHRpublicrecords@co.pierce.wa.us

Dear Sheriff's office,

This is a request under the Freedom of Information Act.

I request that a copy documents containing the following information that be provided to me: Discussing if Sheriff Swank is actually not a man, but instead a giant walking Vagina or irrefutable proof that the sheriff is not in fact a giant walking vagina.

As a city of Seattle resident that is being negatively affected by the recent inaccurate whining of the Sheriff in an official position, this request is being made by an individual seeking information for personal use and not for a commercial use. I believe the sheriff is using his official position as Sheriff to try and cause monetary harm to my community and I am looking to learn more about him to place his comment in the correct context.

I am willing to pay fees for this request up to a maximum of $10. 

If you estimate that the fees will exceed this limit, please inform me first. 

In order to help to determine my ability to assess additional fees, I would request a meta description of the included documents so I could asses how pertinent they are to my request as I understand they may include thousands of informal documents and sketches from deputies and other employees of the Sheriff's office. Those may include drawing and/or scribblings using popular slang I have heard myself to describe Sheriff Swank. Such as Sheriff Swank is a big giant pussy etc. Please include all.

Thank you for your consideration of this request.
Sincerely,

Chet Faliszek
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Dear every fucking reporter

Trump is not cracking down on the left

Trump is making up lies to attack America

We don't need to hear from 10 citizens who have never been to Portland, give their opinion on the state of Portland - we need objective truth about what is happening you spineless fucks
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Yes! This isn’t going to stop if he dies and the ones orchestrating it in the open are going to hit a point that it has to happen as to lose control means to face consequences ( in theory or we can just drag our feet on that like before)
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That to speak out against it means being told you are overreacting

Calling out the rise of white nationalism and being told to grab grass, followed by a joke…

It’s happening in front of our own eyes and we keep denying it… from jokes like this to - Obama did it, or it’s just like Bush… exhausting
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Can we stop this?

Trump said what he was going to do and is now doing it.

Trivializing the fascist violent take over of America is getting tiring. It stopped being funny a long time ago.

People really can’t face up to what is happening and it’s happening cuz we keep calling them stupid…
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This is all to keep us from knowing he’s a pedof*le but the catch is - we already know he’s a pedof*le!
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Bruce said last night he loves progressive taxes as much as Katie Wilson… but loves regressive ones just as much!
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Seattle

The mariners might let us down, but with Bruce Harrel raising the sales tax again Seattle will remain unchallenged as having the #1 sales tax in major US city!

We’re #1!
We’re #1!
We’re #1!

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Highest and Lowest Sales Taxes in Major Cities

Among major cities, Seattle, Washington, claims the dubious distinction of imposing the highest combined state and local sales tax rate, at 10.35 percent. The city eclipsed Tacoma, Washington, at 10.3 percent, in April, when King County (in which Seattle is situated) adopted a 0.1 percent additional sales tax
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That cat has had enough of this…
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Out all day with family so now trying to show each cat I love them equally… Bela refuses to believe that…
Bela on an office chair with bed on top
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They used to make movies that the entire plot hinged on the reveal of some secret statement like that and then pretended it brought down the whole government...

Now we laugh it off and merrily keep pretending this isn't happening.
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Reading this and knowing it was meant to be a private message is like discovering the guy who narrates movie trailers uses the same voice when telling his kids to take out the trash.
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Since we are clearing the air...

I'd do it again.
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I think Bruce Harrel Might have some math wrong here...
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Two entirely unconnected posts that are entirely connected.

Fuck us.
Portland frog instead of flying cars
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Too long. Can’t wait.
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Anyone know if there is a reason behind the current DDoS attack on steam etc?

Or is it just for fun?
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That's one of those he tells his family what he has planned and they all think he is an idiot and then...
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We need ICE in Chicago! People are being shot by masked men on rooftops...
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Here’s video of the incident
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Seems people were confused by endorsements for Bruce Harrel for mayor of Seattle or if I was being sarcastic… let me clear it up.

If you are for change… Otherwise your choice is @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
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Yep, i have things to do I can't sit and wait staring at the tv so when it kicks on and the game is going... i am watching a couple of batters before its... hey wait a minute he is pitching again so soon?
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Yep... and at least be an objective observer and state - the president is wrong... but nope.
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CNN is not a serious news outlet...
trump says portland is war ravaged, cnn isn't sure so they ask residents.
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The stupidest thing fox sports could possibly do during a rain delay is rebroadcast sunday's game and not put a big warning on it...

congrats..